How well do you know gaming quotes... read by someone with zero knowledge of the games themselves?
Test yourself as you watch this quiz!
Test yourself as you watch this quiz!
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00 Hello and welcome to the hardest gaming quotes quiz ever. I'm your host Adam Wilborne joined by
00:06 What Culture Gaming's Scott Telford, Si White, Dan Durkin and James Douse. What the hell are you
00:12 doing here? Well welcome back nevertheless. So this game is very simple. I will read out a gaming
00:19 quote and the contestants will have to tell us what game that quote is from. So for example if
00:24 I said something like "gotta go fast" you would say "Mario". Well this is going to be interesting.
00:31 Three points gets you through to the semi-final so without further ado let's get our first
00:37 gaming quote. Let's... Let's-a go. What culture White? Mario. Let's hear how that should have sounded.
00:50 Let's-a go. One point to Si. Let's move on to our next gaming quote.
00:57 I will say I haven't seen these in advance before they appear on the screen. So
01:06 why don't you have a pork bun in your hand? What culture Telford? Sleeping dogs.
01:12 I'm fascinated to see how this sounds. Why don't you have a pork bun in your hand?
01:19 Why not? Very glad I did that in my own voice. Right let's move on to our next
01:24 gaming quote. A strong man doesn't need to read the future he makes his own.
01:31 What culture Telford? Is it Barrett from Final Fantasy 7?
01:36 Damn it. It's not. I'll give it you again. A strong man doesn't need to read the future
01:44 he makes his own. What culture Durkin? Fallout.
01:48 What culture Dowse? Metal Gear.
01:54 Correct. Here we go. Let's hear it. A strong man doesn't need to read the future he makes his own.
02:02 One point for James Dowse. On to our next gaming quote.
02:11 Send a medic so I can kill him too.
02:13 What culture White? Is it Halo?
02:20 Who else have they killed? What culture Telford? It's not Assassin's Creed 2.
02:29 Damn it. Do you want it again? What culture Dowse? Call of Duty.
02:39 What culture Durkin? Commando King.
02:41 It's not. It is in fact Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. Let's hear how it should have sounded.
02:48 Send for a medic to kill him too. Pretty much nailed that one Joe. We have one point for Scott
02:58 Telford, one point for Sy White and one point for James Dowse. Dan Durkin still to get on the board.
03:02 Let's see if you can do it with this next gaming quote. Are you going to keep yapping or are you
03:08 going to get me out of... What culture Telford? It's Jack and Daxter. Let's hear it. Are you gonna
03:14 keep yapping or are you gonna help me out of this mess? I'm gonna keep yapping. Next gaming quote.
03:21 I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade let alone create one.
03:32 Resonance? Resonance cascade? What culture Telford? Is it resonance of fate?
03:38 Is the character Australian or is that like... I'm just freestyling over here James.
03:44 That's the challenge James. Okay right okay. Would you like it again? Could be Mario for all we know.
03:50 Yes please. I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade let alone create one. What culture White?
03:57 Mass Effect? Resonance cascade? I have no idea. What culture Dowse? Resident Evil.
04:04 Resident Evil? It's in the words. What culture Durkin? This is Commander Keen.
04:10 Keep trying. It is in fact Half-Life. I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade
04:19 let alone create one. On to the next gaming quote. I made you Cash. I made you. What culture Telford?
04:29 It's Manhunt. Cash I made you. And with that Scott Telford you are through to the semi-finals. Who's
04:40 going to be joining him now? Here's the next gaming quote. I am sworn to carry your burdens.
04:48 What culture Durkin?
04:51 Castlevania?
04:53 I am sworn to carry your burdens.
04:55 Go on Si.
04:57 What culture White?
04:59 Final Fantasy.
05:01 Can I hear it again?
05:03 I am sworn to carry your burdens.
05:05 I've got such an idea for that.
05:07 Who assists someone in a...
05:09 No!
05:11 I'm not going to do that.
05:13 I'm not going to do that.
05:15 I'm not going to do that.
05:17 What culture Douse?
05:19 Sonic the Hedgehog.
05:21 It's in fact Lydia from Skyrim.
05:23 I am sworn to carry your burdens.
05:25 So one point still to Si, one point to James, none so far for Dan Durkin. Next quote.
05:36 This little fish looks like he just had his cherry popped.
05:42 What culture Durkin?
05:45 Yes!
05:47 Let's hear it.
05:49 This little fish looks like he just had his cherry popped.
05:53 I don't remember that one.
05:55 All square on to the next gaming quote. I've got balls of steel.
06:00 What culture White?
06:05 Duke Nukem.
06:07 Of course, let's hear it.
06:09 I've got balls of steel.
06:11 Next gaming quote for you is this one.
06:17 What is a man?
06:19 A miserable little...
06:21 What culture White?
06:23 Castlevania Symphony of the Night.
06:25 Famous Italian Dracula saying that. Let's hear it.
06:27 What is a man?
06:29 A miserable little pile of secrets.
06:31 Si White through to the semi-finals with Scott Telford.
06:33 But who's going to be joining?
06:35 Let's find out with the next gaming quote.
06:37 This is my favourite store on the Citadel.
06:41 I honestly don't know.
06:43 What culture Durkin?
06:45 Mass Effect?
06:47 Yes!
06:49 Mass Effect 2 is correct.
06:51 Let's hear how that gaming quote should sound.
06:53 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.
06:55 Dan Durkin one point away from the semi-finals.
06:57 I've got balls of steel.
06:59 What culture White?
07:01 Duke Nukem.
07:03 Of course, let's hear it.
07:05 From the semi-finals.
07:07 Next quote.
07:09 We used to make
07:15 Meech munchies
07:17 until the Meechers were through.
07:19 What culture Durkin?
07:23 Ibs Odyssey?
07:25 And with that,
07:27 Dan Durkin joins
07:29 Si and Scott in the semi-finals.
07:31 Ah, hi to you.
07:33 James Das,
07:35 thank you so much for playing.
07:37 Let's hear how that quote should have sounded.
07:39 We used to make
07:41 Meech munchies
07:43 until the Meechers were through.
07:47 So sad.
07:49 James Das, thank you so much for playing.
07:51 Bye everybody. See you next year.
07:53 So here we are in the semi-finals.
07:59 Now, four points needed to get you through to the grand final.
08:01 The scores are reset
08:03 and here is your next gaming quote.
08:05 Family,
08:07 death is your only family.
08:09 Death and I
08:11 best get accustomed to the both of us.
08:13 What culture Taelford?
08:15 Is it Red Dead Redemption 2?
08:17 Is the accent fooling you?
08:21 Family,
08:23 death is your only family.
08:25 Death and I
08:27 best get accustomed to the both of us.
08:29 Fuckers.
08:31 Fallout?
08:33 Sigh with a chance to steal it.
08:35 What culture White?
08:39 Far Cry?
08:41 It's of course Hades
08:43 from the game Hades.
08:45 Let's hear it.
08:47 Family,
08:49 death is your only family.
08:51 Death and I
08:53 best get accustomed to the both of us.
08:57 Pitched perfect there.
08:59 Our next gaming quote.
09:01 We are born of the blood,
09:03 made men by the blood,
09:05 undone by the blood,
09:07 fear the old blood.
09:09 What culture Taelford?
09:13 I think Wolfenstein,
09:15 The New Order?
09:17 Dammit! That was my guess as well.
09:19 Damn.
09:21 The old blood.
09:23 The clue is in the word blood.
09:25 What culture White?
09:27 Born.
09:29 It is correct.
09:33 Let's hear how it should have sounded.
09:35 We are born of the blood,
09:37 made men by the blood,
09:39 undone by the blood.
09:41 Our eyes are yet to open,
09:45 fear the old blood.
09:49 Let's move on to the next
09:51 gaming quote for you.
09:53 It's the freaking bear.
09:55 What culture Taelford?
09:57 Batman Arkham Asylum or City.
09:59 We'll take any Batman Arkham.
10:01 Game is correct.
10:03 Let's hear how it should have sounded.
10:05 It's the freaking bear.
10:07 Our next gaming quote for you.
10:11 I lost my balloon.
10:13 What culture Durkin?
10:17 Spider-Man 2?
10:19 Is that the actual name of the character?
10:21 The freaking child.
10:23 No, you know what I'm talking about.
10:25 Let's hear it.
10:27 I lost my balloon.
10:29 God, you're right, he is annoying.
10:33 Right, let's move on with all the scores
10:35 tied up to the next gaming quote.
10:37 You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
10:41 What culture Taelford?
10:45 Doom Eternal.
10:47 Let's hear it.
10:49 You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
10:51 It is correct.
10:59 Let's move on to the next gaming quote for you.
11:01 Welcome to your doom.
11:03 What culture White?
11:05 Orton based.
11:07 What?
11:09 Let's hear it.
11:11 Welcome to your doom.
11:13 Scott and Si, two points away from the final.
11:17 Next quote.
11:19 What?
11:21 What are you buying?
11:23 What culture White?
11:25 Resident Evil 4.
11:27 Let's hear the merchant.
11:29 What are you buying?
11:31 The original, the best.
11:33 Not as cheerful as I remember that one.
11:35 Okay, Si, one point away from the grand final.
11:37 Next gaming quote coming your way now.
11:39 Another settlement has sent words.
11:41 What culture Durkin?
11:43 Fallout?
11:45 What?
11:47 Preston Garvey from Fallout 4 to be precise.
11:49 Let's hear them.
11:51 I got word of a settlement that needs our help.
11:53 Okay, let's move on to our next quote.
11:55 Okay, okay.
12:01 So you put a Nazi on the moon.
12:03 F*** you, moon.
12:05 What culture Taelford?
12:07 Wolfenstein 2.
12:09 It is correct.
12:11 Okay.
12:13 You put a Nazi on the moon.
12:15 F*** you, moon.
12:17 Scott and Si with three points each down on two.
12:19 Four points get you through to the final.
12:21 Let's see if we can get there with this next quote.
12:23 Sorry, babe, but I'm an ambitious girl and you, you're just small time.
12:25 What culture Taelford?
12:27 It's GTA 3.
12:29 Catalina from GTA 3 to be precise.
12:31 Scott through to the final.
12:33 What culture Taelford?
12:35 It's GTA 3.
12:37 Catalina from GTA 3 to be precise.
12:39 Scott through to the final.
12:41 What culture Taelford?
12:43 It's GTA 3 to be precise.
12:45 Scott through to the final.
12:47 With this quote.
12:49 Sorry, babe, I'm an ambitious girl and you're just small time.
12:51 So will it be Si or Dan joining Scott in the final?
12:53 Next quote for you now.
12:55 Sean!
12:57 What culture Durkin?
12:59 Have you read?
13:01 Let's hear Ethan Mars.
13:03 What culture Durkin?
13:05 It's GTA 3.
13:07 It's GTA 3.
13:09 Let's hear Ethan Mars.
13:11 Sean!
13:13 Sean!
13:15 Sean!
13:17 Sean!
13:19 Sean!
13:21 Sean!
13:23 Sean!
13:25 Sounds like he needs to cheer up a little bit, that bloke.
13:27 OK, so the next point gets you through to the final, Si and Dan.
13:29 Let's get the next gaming quote.
13:31 What culture Durkin?
13:33 Have you read?
13:35 Let's hear Ethan Mars.
13:37 Next gaming quote.
13:39 Gratuitous acts of senseless violence
13:41 are my forte.
13:43 What was the last part?
13:47 Gratuitous acts of senseless
13:49 violence are my forte.
13:51 This is on you, darling.
13:55 No idea. I have no clue.
13:57 What culture Durkin?
13:59 Commander King.
14:01 I love the commitment to this bit.
14:03 Si, you might as well have a guess.
14:05 Err...
14:07 Jeez, I've got to say Duke Nukem
14:09 again, but I know it can't be.
14:11 No, it's
14:13 actually Max from Summer Max
14:15 Hit the Road.
14:17 Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are my
14:19 forte.
14:21 OK, next
14:25 quote for you.
14:27 An eternity passed,
14:29 and my torment receded.
14:31 Bring me back from the precipice
14:33 of madness. The descent
14:35 had destroyed me, and yet
14:37 I lived.
14:39 I'll give you a clue, right?
14:41 [laughter]
14:43 He's got it, he's got it.
14:45 What?
14:47 That's what you get.
14:49 That, and then...
14:51 Are you dabbing right now?
14:53 What culture Durkin?
14:55 Elden Ring?
14:57 What culture White?
15:01 Souls?
15:03 It's actually Legacy of
15:05 Cain, Soul Reaver.
15:07 OK, let's hear it.
15:09 Obvious!
15:11 An eternity passed, and my torment
15:13 receded. Bring me
15:15 back from the precipice of madness.
15:17 The descent
15:19 had destroyed me, and yet
15:21 I lived.
15:23 Best game!
15:27 Right.
15:29 Here's...
15:31 Here's...
15:33 Good luck, guy.
15:35 Here's the...
15:37 Here's the next gaming quote for you.
15:39 What a fadge liquor.
15:43 Soul Reaver.
15:47 What culture White?
15:49 Grand Theft Auto?
15:51 You'd think so, wouldn't you?
15:53 Yeah, I'd have to guess.
15:55 Dan, what a fadge liquor.
15:57 It's got to be British.
15:59 It's The Sims 4.
16:03 What was going on in that game?
16:05 Let's see, let's hear this.
16:07 What a fadge liquor.
16:11 Can't overhear it.
16:15 Leaning into the fadge.
16:17 Oh, here we go.
16:19 Next gaming quote
16:21 for you.
16:23 Great. So I'm Mario,
16:25 and you're Princess Peach.
16:27 What culture White?
16:29 Death Stranding.
16:31 Here's the correct answer.
16:33 Si joins Scott in the final.
16:35 Let's hear Sam Paul Bridges.
16:37 Great. So I'm Mario,
16:39 and you're Princess Peach.
16:41 Feel like mine are a lot more cheerful.
16:43 These clips are wearing.
16:45 See a slow-mo run into the final.
16:47 Commiserations, Dan Durkin.
16:49 Thank you so much for playing.
16:51 But Si and Scott, you're through to the grand final.
16:53 So here we are in
16:55 the grand final.
16:57 It's Scott versus Si, and you need
16:59 five points to win
17:01 this one. Good luck, guys.
17:03 Here we go. Next gaming
17:05 quote.
17:07 Suffer me.
17:09 What culture White?
17:11 I don't have anything.
17:13 I'm waiting to see.
17:15 Scott, I'll complete the quote
17:19 for you. Please do. Suffer
17:21 me now.
17:23 Oh.
17:25 Suffer me now.
17:29 I have no idea.
17:31 What culture Tailford?
17:33 Warcraft.
17:37 It's not. I assume it's
17:39 a game based on one of the worst film franchises
17:41 ever. Middle Earth Shadow
17:43 of Mordor. Lord of the Rings
17:45 sucks, guys. Mission
17:47 Impossible's goated.
17:49 Next gaming quote. Well, actually, before we do that,
17:51 let's hear that. Suffer me now.
17:53 Just awful.
17:55 My brain's at House of the Dead 2.
17:57 Dreadful. Suffer like a G did.
17:59 I was so excited.
18:01 Next gaming
18:03 quote for you.
18:05 An immortal demands you fulfill
18:07 three wishes, and you've the
18:09 gall to propose a round of
18:11 Gwent. What culture
18:13 Tailford? The Witcher 3.
18:15 Is correct,
18:17 Scott. First points on the board. In the
18:19 final, here's how it should have sounded.
18:21 You ever play Gwent? An immortal
18:23 demands you fulfill three wishes,
18:25 and you've the gall to propose a round
18:27 of Gwent. The one time
18:29 I don't do that voice.
18:31 Okay, next
18:33 gaming quote for you.
18:35 What strength! But don't
18:37 forget there are many guys like you
18:39 all over the world!
18:41 [Laughter]
18:43 [Laughter]
18:45 Um...
18:49 [Laughter]
18:51 I was trying to think of a game where you would prove your strength
18:53 but then it's like a world. Like a
18:55 open world? What culture White?
18:57 God of War?
18:59 It sounds a bit Bethesda-y.
19:01 It does a bit. But we already had Skyrim
19:03 before, so it can't... Well, unless it's a different one.
19:05 What culture Tailford? Morrowind.
19:07 Dammit! It is in fact
19:09 a defeated opponent in Street Fighter.
19:11 Let's hear them.
19:13 But don't forget
19:15 there are many guys like you
19:17 all over the world!
19:19 [Laughter]
19:21 Okay,
19:23 next gaming quote for you.
19:25 I'll have
19:29 two number nines.
19:31 What culture Tailford? Contempt auto-sandra.
19:33 Big Smoke
19:35 is correct.
19:37 Two points for Scott. Let's hear him.
19:39 I'll have two number nines.
19:41 A number nine large.
19:43 A number six
19:45 with extra dip.
19:47 A number seven.
19:49 Two number 45s.
19:51 One with cheese.
19:53 And a large soda.
19:55 [Laughter]
19:57 Right, let's move on to the next gaming quote.
19:59 Forefathers one and all.
20:03 Bear witness.
20:05 [Laughter]
20:07 What culture Tailford?
20:11 Marks.
20:13 The accent's throwing you.
20:15 Forefathers one and all.
20:17 Bear witness.
20:19 What culture White?
20:21 Elden Ring.
20:23 [Bell]
20:25 Yeah, right, Si.
20:27 Si, you love Elden Ring.
20:29 Let's hear
20:31 Godric.
20:33 Forefathers one and all.
20:35 Bear witness.
20:39 Two
20:43 on to Scott again. Five points.
20:45 Wins the whole thing.
20:47 Okay.
20:49 Next gaming quote for you.
20:51 You killed me, friends.
20:53 We let you both live
20:55 and you wasted it.
20:57 [Laughter]
20:59 I think this is, I've
21:01 nailed this impression, Joe.
21:03 Couldn't have been better.
21:05 The intonation is perfect.
21:07 You killed me, friends.
21:09 Is it Red Dead Redemption?
21:11 [Buzzer]
21:13 We let you both live and you wasted it.
21:15 You both wasted it.
21:17 You both wasted what you're doing.
21:19 [Laughter]
21:21 Oh, I can't think.
21:23 Might as well have a guess.
21:25 What culture Tailford?
21:27 Diablo 3.
21:29 [Buzzer]
21:31 It's Abby Anderson from The Last of Us Part 2.
21:33 Let's hear her attempt at this.
21:35 You killed my friends.
21:37 We let you both live
21:41 and you wasted it.
21:43 I am available for the next season
21:47 of the TV show if necessary.
21:49 Okay, next one.
21:51 Next quote
21:53 for you.
21:55 Whoa, take it easy. I've got Lumbago.
21:57 [Laughter]
21:59 Oh, mum!
22:01 Oh! What culture Tailford?
22:03 It's Red Dead Redemption 2.
22:05 [Buzzer] The uncle from Red Dead
22:07 Redemption 2. Let's hear it.
22:09 Take it easy.
22:11 I've got Lumbago.
22:13 [Laughter]
22:15 Okay, next gaming quote
22:17 for you, Scott. Two points away from winning
22:19 the whole thing.
22:21 50,000 people
22:23 used to live in this city. Now
22:25 it's a ghost town.
22:27 Oh my god.
22:29 What culture White?
22:33 The Division.
22:35 [Buzzer]
22:37 Oh god.
22:39 Um, yeah.
22:41 Oh god.
22:43 It's not, I don't even know what it is.
22:45 What culture Tailford? It's not Fallout 3.
22:47 [Buzzer] It is Captain
22:49 McMillan from Call of Duty 4
22:51 Modern Warfare.
22:53 Let's hear Cap.
22:55 Look at this place. 50,000
22:57 people used to live in this city.
22:59 Now it's a ghost town.
23:01 Oh, Scottish. I haven't done
23:03 Scottish yet.
23:05 Next gaming quote.
23:07 So I guess
23:09 I'd become what they wanted me to be.
23:11 A car!
23:13 Some renegade clown with a gun who puts
23:15 holes in other bad guys. What culture Tailford?
23:17 Max Payne 3.
23:19 Scottish
23:21 Max Payne to be precise.
23:23 Let's hear him.
23:25 So I guess I'd become what they
23:27 wanted me to be.
23:29 A killer. Some renegade
23:31 clown with a gun who puts holes in other
23:33 bad guys.
23:35 Scott one away from
23:37 victory.
23:39 Next quote for you.
23:41 I like, I'm just going back to the one
23:43 that I really enjoy.
23:45 There's light and there's darkness.
23:47 God's in effect. There's guilt and there's
23:49 atonement, but the scales always
23:51 need to balance. Everything's got
23:53 a price. That's where Zane got wrong.
23:55 That's where who got wrong? Zane!
23:59 Where Zane went wrong.
24:01 It went right
24:03 bloody wrong, didn't it? It's light and darkness
24:05 mate, come on.
24:07 I'm never coming back to those.
24:11 I'm telling you.
24:13 Balance
24:15 and all that. God's in effect.
24:17 Zane.
24:19 Walk out your tail first.
24:23 The darkness.
24:25 Okay.
24:27 I've pissed the pressure off a little bit.
24:29 Zane. Can I have it again?
24:33 Will it help?
24:35 There's light
24:37 and there's darkness. God's in
24:39 effect. There's guilt and there's atonement.
24:41 But the scales always need to balance.
24:43 Everything's got a price.
24:45 That's where Zane got wrong.
24:47 Oh, I don't know.
24:51 Let's go
24:53 with Dragon Age.
24:55 I'm sorry.
24:59 Let's hear from the person. It's me,
25:01 Alan from Alan Wake.
25:03 Let's hear it.
25:05 There's light and there's
25:07 darkness. Cause and effect.
25:09 There's guilt and there's atonement.
25:11 But the scales always need to balance.
25:13 Everything has a price.
25:15 That's where Zane had gone wrong.
25:17 He didn't say weird, so I didn't know it was him.
25:19 That's what he likes to say.
25:21 Next.
25:27 Next gaming quote for you.
25:29 All the folks
25:31 in Leedis love my accent.
25:33 It drives them crazy.
25:35 What culture was it? Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
25:37 It is Carlos
25:39 Oliveira from Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
25:41 Let's hear the quote.
25:43 All the foxy ladies love my accent.
25:45 It drives them crazy.
25:47 Foxy.
25:49 Right. 4-2.
25:51 Next gaming quote coming your
25:53 way.
25:55 You know what they say. If you want to save the
25:57 world, you've got
25:59 to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
26:01 What culture, Tailford?
26:05 Is it Far Cry 4?
26:07 Tits.
26:09 I'm going to say Grand Theft Auto
26:11 again.
26:13 It is Bernard
26:15 Bernoulli from Day of
26:17 the Tentacle.
26:19 Whatever.
26:21 Whatever.
26:23 Well, you know what they say.
26:27 If you want to
26:29 save the world, you've got to push a few old
26:31 ladies down the stairs.
26:33 Next gaming quote for you.
26:37 Now.
26:39 The Enrichment
26:41 Centre is required to remind you that
26:43 you'll be baked. What culture was it?
26:45 Portal.
26:47 Nice. 4-3.
26:49 It's getting interesting now. Let's hear
26:51 Portal. The Enrichment
26:53 Centre is required to remind
26:55 you that you will be baked
26:57 and then there will be cake.
26:59 Getting excited now.
27:01 Sigh. Two points
27:03 away, Scott. Just one correct answer.
27:05 Next
27:07 gaming quote.
27:09 Now.
27:11 Toasty.
27:13 What culture, Tailford?
27:15 Mortal Kombat.
27:17 It is Toasty
27:21 Guy from Mortal Kombat. Let's hear it.
27:23 Toasty.
27:25 Even I would have
27:27 got that one. Lost on that.
27:29 Sigh. Commiseration. Scott
27:31 Tailford, congratulations on winning
27:33 the hardest gaming quotes quiz ever!
27:35 Do let us know how you got on
27:39 in the comments section below.
27:41 If you're a fan of this sort of thing, make sure you subscribe to the
27:43 What Culture Gaming Podcast. And if you haven't done so already,
27:45 make sure you subscribe to the channel as well and turn
27:47 on notifications. But for now, thank you to all
27:49 of our players. Thank you for joining us.
27:51 And we will see you soon.
27:53 Bye. Bye.