00:00 [MUSIC]
00:04 God, I appreciate you for this opportunity to be able to do my very first stand-up special.
00:10 We've been through everything, but we thank you for all the forgiveness of sin, Lord,
00:14 from bad thoughts or when I killed that guy that one time.
00:19 Are y'all ready?
00:21 Make some noise for A.B.N. Crockett!
00:25 We taping this.
00:27 Now my nephew look at me like, "You don't know who Lil' Butt-the-F*** is?
00:30 He got a number one song out. He a Christian rapper? You don't know who Lil' Butt-the-F*** is?"
00:35 I look young as f*** in the face, 85 in the balls. This some bulls***.
00:39 I woke up, my s*** dropped suddenly, overnight, like a Beyonce album.
00:46 Stop trying to hashtag your way through a breakup.
00:48 #IknowItookALostButImStillABoss
00:51 No, you were an employee in his life and he fired you.
00:54 Take the L!
00:57 Because I ain't about the bulls*** tonight.
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