00:00 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
00:03 [cheering]
00:05 All right, okay, um...
00:07 It's been a challenging few years, for sure.
00:10 But I'm happy.
00:11 That is because of each and every one of you.
00:14 I'm the luckiest man alive.
00:16 Make a wish, buddy.
00:18 [knocking]
00:21 -Wade Wilson? -Who's asking?
00:28 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31 Is that supposed to be scary?
00:33 Pegging isn't new for me, friendo.
00:35 But it is for Disney.
00:36 Mr. Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
00:50 I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
00:52 Why am I here?
00:54 Walk with me.
00:56 [music playing]
00:57 Wade, you are special.
01:02 This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.
01:08 I smell what you're stepping in, sensei.
01:15 Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever.
01:20 I'm the messiah.
01:23 I am.
01:25 [music playing]
01:26 Marvel Jesus.
01:28 [grunts]
01:35 -Gasly! -Oh, my back!
01:45 God, I love this part.
01:53 Wade!
01:55 [explosion]
01:56 [grunts]
01:57 [sighs]
02:08 Don't just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up.
02:12 No, I'm actually okay. Thank you very mu--
02:15 [music playing]
02:16 [music playing]
02:17 [music playing]
02:18 [music playing]
02:19 [music playing]
02:20 [music playing]
02:21 (upbeat music)
02:24 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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