00:00 *Silence*
00:06 *Music*
00:07 *Groan*
00:08 *Music*
00:11 *Groan*
00:12 *Music*
00:15 *Groan*
00:16 *Music*
00:18 God damn it!
00:20 Hey boss, we needs to talk!
00:22 Me and the boys got something we wants to tell ya.
00:25 How do I put this delicately?
00:27 *Record scratch*
00:28 We is sick and tired of you's wasting your time painting busty anime babes!
00:33 We wants to do war!
00:35 *Gunshot*
00:37 But you's had other things on your mind.
00:39 Pervert!
00:40 When's the last time you even war?
00:42 Can't even remember, can ya?
00:44 And you know what?
00:46 Whilst you lots were playing with your dolls,
00:49 We made our own ultimate orc death squad!
00:53 We got snipers, flamers, slashers, stabbers.
00:56 Ones that hit hard, ones that tell you's where to go,
00:59 And the little ones that are good for nothing but using them as meat shields when them umis come at ya!
01:05 Wait, what?
01:06 Wanna know what else?
01:08 They're all supported and ready to print.
01:10 Feel bad now, don't ya?
01:12 Well, we's gonna give you's another chance.
01:15 Support this Kickstarter,
01:17 And we might just let you paint this 100+ death squad!
01:22 So what are you waiting for?
01:24 Shit ain't gonna print itself!
01:27 *Sad music*
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