Mike Epps: Ready to Sell Out | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Mike Epps keeps it real as he riffs on poor personal hygiene, failing at infidelity and waging war on work husbands in t | dG1fQk85NG1WR2dXZlE

Transcript

00:00 What's up, Phoenix?

00:02 [cheers and applause]

00:05 I know you guys seen me in the movies,

00:07 but the money's gone.

00:09 [laughter]

00:10 Y'all know damn well I don't come here.

00:13 Phoenix, the home of the Witness Protection Program.

00:17 [cheers and applause]

00:20 Black people need two voices in this fucking world.

00:23 White people don't need two voices.

00:24 They don't need a black voice for shit.

00:26 Your mama have two voices.

00:28 Yes, I'm gonna call about a $63 bill

00:33 that was spent, uh, I think--

00:35 Hold for one second, ma'am.

00:36 Get the fuck up that door!

00:39 Fellas, when you're in a relationship,

00:40 you gotta keep on reminding your girl how sexy she is,

00:43 'cause if you don't, her work husband gonna tell her.

00:46 She's coming home happy.

00:47 She's supposed to be coming home from work sad and tired.

00:50 That's why you gotta pop up on your girl's job sometimes.

00:53 Yeah, uh-huh.

00:54 Where's she at?

00:55 You looking for that work husband.

00:57 That's the first dude that you say to say,

00:59 "You looking for Cheryl?"

01:00 Like, "No, I'm looking for you.

01:02 Come here."

01:03 [cheers and applause]

01:06 If I knew I was gonna be this successful,

01:08 I wouldn't have spread my dick so thin.

01:11 I gave it to people who didn't deserve it.

01:14 [laughter]

01:16 [music playing]

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