Aired (February 4, 2024): Hindi mapigilan ni Tekla ang maiyak matapos balikan ang mahihirap na pinagdaanan nila ni Boobay at kung paano sila nanatiling matatag para sa TBATS!
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00:00 [music]
00:05 Top 5!
00:07 [music]
00:09 Yes! Welcome back to T-Bus!
00:11 But before we continue our battle,
00:13 we'll call again,
00:15 we watched in the previous episode of T-Bus,
00:19 our members of Ian Red's MMP30!
00:24 [cheering]
00:25 Welcome back!
00:27 We were really nervous because of the...
00:30 [laughter]
00:31 I was crying.
00:32 I was crying.
00:33 So how are you?
00:35 What changed in your life that you're back?
00:37 It's okay, I really want to talk to the doctor.
00:40 [laughter]
00:42 No, of course,
00:43 because we're happy.
00:44 We were here in the Buba and Tek clash, right?
00:47 Yes, yes.
00:48 Before, you weren't in Buba, you were in Israel.
00:50 But now we're really happy.
00:51 It's really different when we're together in Buba and Tek.
00:53 And earlier, Wamos was here.
00:55 Yes, he was in the back of the bus.
00:57 Yes, yes.
00:58 Wamos is wearing a T-shirt.
01:00 And their eyes, you can't see their sincerity.
01:02 [laughter]
01:04 So, you also mentioned, my friend,
01:06 Wamos Antoinette,
01:07 what are we going to talk about today?
01:10 Here, here's our top 5 passengers in jeeps.
01:16 Oh, wow!
01:17 Number 5!
01:20 Here, the boss.
01:22 The boss?
01:23 The boss.
01:24 What's the boss?
01:25 Those who ride jeeps,
01:27 no matter how tight it is,
01:29 they will keep on going,
01:31 and their feet will be like this.
01:34 [laughter]
01:36 You know that?
01:37 How do you pee?
01:38 How do you pee?
01:39 You pee.
01:40 [laughter]
01:41 Like this.
01:42 Like this.
01:43 Guys, it's tight.
01:45 They really go like this.
01:47 Like this.
01:48 And then they'll walk.
01:49 I'm the passenger, okay?
01:50 Open up.
01:51 [laughter]
01:52 Open up.
01:53 I'm the passenger.
01:54 Don't do it.
01:55 Don't do it.
01:56 [laughter]
01:58 Because he's the boss.
01:59 Passengers who are more affected by the sun.
02:02 Correct.
02:03 And then, you thought,
02:04 when you're like that,
02:06 [laughter]
02:09 It's a woman.
02:10 It's a woman.
02:11 It's gone.
02:12 Number 4!
02:14 Here, here's the shampoo model.
02:18 Oh, shampoo model.
02:19 Shampoo model.
02:20 That's the type that you sit on and you relax.
02:24 There's a new arrival.
02:25 And then, the hair is so beautiful.
02:27 You really thought it was beautiful.
02:29 And then, when you blow on it,
02:30 it'll be straight on your face.
02:31 You know that?
02:32 Why are you looking at me?
02:33 You're ugly.
02:34 It's too long.
02:35 Because it's long.
02:36 For example,
02:37 you're the one who's going to smell.
02:40 [laughter]
02:41 No, no.
02:42 That won't fit.
02:43 Game.
02:44 For example, this.
02:45 It won't fit.
02:46 It'll fit.
02:47 It'll fit?
02:48 You'll ride it?
02:49 Ride it.
02:50 Ride it.
02:51 There.
02:52 Then, sit.
02:53 There.
02:54 There.
02:55 There.
02:56 There.
02:57 There.
02:58 There.
02:59 [laughter]
03:00 It's the same.
03:01 It's the same.
03:02 If it's possible,
03:03 I'll really do that.
03:04 Have you done that before?
03:05 You, Tonette.
03:06 I've experienced that.
03:07 I've tied it because it's hot.
03:09 You should do that.
03:10 But you've experienced that already.
03:12 You tied it.
03:13 Yes.
03:14 If possible,
03:15 I'll tie it with a neck.
03:16 So that it'll look like a neck.
03:17 So that it'll look like a neck.
03:18 So that it'll look like a neck.
03:19 So that you'll be mad at it.
03:20 But we do that.
03:21 It's like that, right?
03:22 Yes.
03:23 Sometimes, it's like that.
03:24 Do you have hair?
03:25 Sometimes, it's like that.
03:26 You try it.
03:27 Come here.
03:28 You do it like that.
03:29 There.
03:30 Like that.
03:31 Then, you do that.
03:32 One more.
03:33 There.
03:34 There.
03:35 One more.
03:36 One more.
03:37 There.
03:38 I have one, right?
03:39 [laughter]
03:40 It's good.
03:41 [laughter]
03:42 We're just kidding.
03:43 Yes.
03:44 But, why did it happen one day?
03:45 Why did it happen one day?
03:46 One day.
03:47 One day.
03:48 One day.
03:49 Because it's light.
03:50 You don't want to stop.
03:51 [laughter]
03:52 Number three.
03:53 Number three.
03:54 Here.
03:55 This is the "daantukin".
03:56 What's that?
03:57 [laughter]
03:58 "Daantukin".
03:59 "Daantukin".
04:00 "Daantukin".
04:01 Yes.
04:02 Because I can't do it.
04:03 It's weak.
04:04 You know,
04:05 the type that you're just riding.
04:06 Yes.
04:07 And there's a sound.
04:08 Suddenly, it's making noise.
04:09 There.
04:10 I know who that is.
04:11 I know who that is.
04:12 [laughter]
04:13 I know who that is.
04:14 It's like a [bleep]
04:15 [laughter]
04:16 Okay.
04:17 And what's more,
04:18 the sound is still going.
04:19 There.
04:20 [laughter]
04:21 It's still going.
04:22 Let's go to the jeep.
04:23 The jeep.
04:24 The jeep.
04:25 Why is the jeep like that?
04:26 [laughter]
04:27 It's like it's not reaching.
04:28 Why is the jeep like that?
04:29 [laughter]
04:30 [jeep horn]
04:31 There.
04:32 Where's the sound?
04:33 [laughter]
04:34 [laughter]
04:35 Don't do that.
04:36 [laughter]
04:37 I saw that in high school.
04:38 But,
04:39 "Daantukin".
04:40 How?
04:41 It's like a sleigh.
04:42 It's like a sleigh.
04:43 How?
04:44 For example,
04:45 you're going to ride it like that.
04:46 And then?
04:47 You're going to cry.
04:48 And then?
04:49 And then?
04:50 What do you think?
04:51 [laughter]
04:52 And there's more.
04:53 Be careful with those stilos.
04:56 Because?
04:57 Because if it's too loud
04:58 and the sound is too loud,
04:59 it will go like that.
05:00 [whistling]
05:01 When you go home,
05:02 you won't have a wallet.
05:03 There.
05:04 Ah, you experienced that?
05:05 Did you do that, handsome?
05:06 Yes.
05:07 Before.
05:08 Yes, that's what I'm saying.
05:09 [laughter]
05:10 That's what I'm doing.
05:11 That's why I'm saying
05:12 that you should change.
05:13 [laughter]
05:14 Change.
05:15 Change.
05:16 Maybe they'll believe you.
05:17 Okay, what's next, handsome?
05:19 Number 2.
05:21 The way to do it,
05:22 because I used to do this
05:23 when I was in school.
05:25 So, when you're in a hurry,
05:27 one time,
05:28 when I was riding a jeepney,
05:30 I had a companion.
05:31 And my companion
05:32 was at the end.
05:34 At the end.
05:35 So, he didn't want to come closer
05:37 to reach my pay.
05:38 So, I adjusted
05:40 to go to the driver.
05:41 How did you adjust?
05:42 You were like this.
05:43 [laughter]
05:44 Then, my jeepney suddenly stopped.
05:45 [laughter]
05:46 There's that.
05:47 Number 1.
05:50 The deadman.
05:51 So, I was beside someone before.
05:53 And he had a headset.
05:55 So, his head was moving like that.
05:57 I thought there was a sound.
05:58 But there wasn't
05:59 because I saw his cellphone.
06:00 So, I reached the pay.
06:02 He was really a deadman.
06:03 So, what I did,
06:04 I just did it on the other side.
06:05 How was that?
06:06 For example,
06:07 we did that,
06:08 and then, Tecla didn't want
06:09 to reach my pay.
06:10 "Pay, sir."
06:11 Even if I was shouting,
06:12 he was still doing that.
06:13 "Pay, sir."
06:14 Like that.
06:15 What did he do?
06:16 Nothing.
06:17 He just reached my pay.
06:18 Maybe he's the dog in the jeep
06:19 that's chasing you.
06:20 You thought he's a person?
06:21 He's the dog in the jeep.
06:22 He's a mischievous dog.
06:23 He's like that.
06:24 [laughter]
06:26 Maybe he's the one you're talking to
06:27 but he's not getting your pay.
06:28 But there's really that.
06:30 He's the one who's chasing you
06:31 so that you won't
06:32 do anything.
06:34 He's like,
06:35 he's the one who's getting you.
06:36 But,
06:37 is that really our obligation?
06:39 To reach?
06:40 Yes.
06:41 Maybe he's helping you.
06:42 He's helping.
06:43 He's the one you're talking to.
06:44 But if there's a point
06:45 where there's really
06:46 a person you're chasing,
06:47 and you're already here
06:48 next to the driver,
06:49 will you still reach him?
06:50 Will you still reach him
06:51 from the end?
06:52 Will you still make him turn around?
06:53 Yes.
06:54 He's the one who's chasing you.
06:55 He's the one who's chasing you.
06:56 And,
06:57 and let's just add,
06:58 there's nothing like,
06:59 you're going to get in the jeep,
07:00 and they're all here,
07:01 and at the end,
07:02 the vehicle,
07:03 they really don't want to adjust.
07:05 You're really going to get close to them.
07:07 Because,
07:08 you're in a hurry.
07:09 You're going down.
07:10 You're going down.
07:11 There's still a lot of people.
07:12 There's still a lot.
07:13 There's still a lot.
07:14 There's still a lot.
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