Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A tyrannical landlady in Hemet, California lords it over her tenants, pitting them against each other in a web of parano | dG1fMExMdkZDZDNObUU

Transcript

00:00 (wind blowing)

00:02 - Have you noticed any strange behavior

00:04 coming from your tenants over the last couple weeks?

00:06 - Of course, they're all freaks.

00:07 (upbeat music)

00:10 - I wanna find out where these bums are coming from.

00:12 They're so tweaked, they're eating people.

00:14 - We pay to live here at the mercy of that old lady,

00:16 and if you don't like the way that she runs things,

00:18 feel free to go live out on the streets

00:19 and get your legs eaten.

00:21 - Once the honeymoon phase is over,

00:22 it's like these landlords dare you to move out.

00:24 (squelching)

00:28 - We're starting anew here, cleansing the waters.

00:31 - You ain't got nothing to hide, do ya?

00:33 - My mother, she's losing her fucking mind.

00:36 - But it'd be to everybody's benefit

00:38 if she disappeared sooner than later.

00:40 - I'd wait until you calm down a bit

00:43 before you say something you don't mean.

00:45 - Have you ever heard the story

00:50 of the asshole who asked too many questions?

00:53 He got evicted, so shut the fuck up.

00:55 (screaming)

00:57 Suddenly, the branches twined around her,

00:59 and there were two arms,

01:01 and when she looked around,

01:02 the tree was a handsome man who embraced her

01:04 and kissed her tenderly and said,

01:06 "Thou hast delivered me from the power of the old woman,

01:09 who was a wicked witch."

01:10 - Goddamn nerve-racking sons of bitches.

01:17 (sighing)

01:21 [BLANK_AUDIO]