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For the first time ever, we’ve assembled five shorts about death, loneliness, and dismemberment into one big, old-fash | dG1fdTBWSl9CTmRBT3M
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00:00 Greetings everyone and welcome to Grim Tracks.
00:05 When death and darkness embrace over me, I shall have no face.
00:10 Wow, no face. So she's gonna die in a chimp attack.
00:13 Yeah.
00:14 This is how I feel when someone's TV has motion smoothing on.
00:20 Oh god!
00:22 Are you on your way to school?
00:23 Yes.
00:24 Well if you let me take you to school, I'll give you this pretty little dolly.
00:27 Throw in a carton of smokes and we're good.
00:30 At least he didn't die from eating Tide Pods.
00:34 I mean it's a small silver lining, but it's there.
00:36 True, true.
00:37 Time to watch the local news and believe everything they tell me.
00:43 His brother gets to be the Misfits logo. He gets to hang out with old ladies.
00:52 Dope.
00:53 You never can tell what's gonna happen, so you've always gotta be thinking about what could happen.
00:58 Especially if your job is standing inside a machine.
01:02 It's time for Grim Tracks!
01:12 Cliff, what are you daydreaming about today?
01:22 And don't say escaping my grim existence again. God, that gets old.
01:26 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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