00:00 [LAUGHTER]
00:02 [LAUGHTER]
00:04 I could be the most funny guy in the world if the boys would not play good football,
00:07 nobody would laugh about my jokes.
00:09 That's my life.
00:11 [LAUGHTER]
00:14 Wow, it can only get worse from here.
00:17 [LAUGHTER]
00:18 I'm a totally normal guy. I'm the normal one, maybe, if you want this.
00:25 [LAUGHTER]
00:26 I know when I'm sitting here in four years, I think we won one title in this time.
00:31 I'm pretty sure. If not, the next one, maybe Switzerland.
00:37 It's a very erotic voice, by the way, the translator.
00:41 [LAUGHTER]
00:43 Congratulations.
00:46 Wow.
00:49 Are you well? Because you don't look well.
00:52 [LAUGHTER]
00:55 Of course you can.
00:56 I'm 100% sure it's the best question in the whole press conference.
01:00 [LAUGHTER]
01:01 It can only get worse from here.
01:03 Look, you...
01:05 I like it. Princess Leslie Lou.
01:11 [LAUGHTER]
01:12 Sorry, I wouldn't have said that, but it's never the name.
01:16 Congratulations.
01:17 [LAUGHTER]
01:18 My lord.
01:19 [INAUDIBLE]
01:23 Your take on Villers today, for a minute, please.
01:25 Sorry.
01:29 What?
01:30 Before we start, I want to say that we'll not answer any questions about Steve Durant today.
01:33 [LAUGHTER]
01:34 [INAUDIBLE]
01:38 He's a soft German. Such a red card.
01:44 Soft German.
01:45 Yeah, he's going through his first time.
01:48 [LAUGHTER]
01:49 This about me is all cool.
01:52 Any chance I could get a hug?
01:54 [LAUGHTER]
01:55 Come on, man, give him a hug.
01:57 Come on, bring it in.
01:58 [APPLAUSE]
01:59 You look like a f***ing duckling.
02:04 [LAUGHTER]
02:05 Then I drove home and coincidentally listened to talk sport,
02:10 and Gabi, he lost against Arsenal 6-0.
02:13 I couldn't remember him as a mentality monster on the pitch.
02:15 After the game against Arsenal, you said that Liverpool need a spark.
02:18 What do you feel?
02:20 Who said that?
02:21 Didi Hamam.
02:22 Oh, great, he's a fantastic source.
02:25 Well respected everywhere.
02:28 It's very difficult to talk to you, I'm 100% honest.
02:31 I would prefer not to do that.
02:33 Who had the idea to do the press conference here?
02:35 That would be a really interesting question.
02:37 Wow.
02:39 I do disagree with what you're saying, but...
02:41 Yeah, stop making this.
02:43 I know that you disagree.
02:45 I disagree with what you say, but I do know always this.
02:49 The boys unfortunately go now away again and have to play Nations Cup games,
02:54 the most senseless competition in the world of football.
02:59 I think it's pretty cool to sit on your side of the table
03:02 and only to think about bringing new players.
03:05 I hope your company is not always thinking about bringing two or three other guys for your job.
03:11 I'm really disappointed about your question, I'm really disappointed.
03:14 I have to say, I'm already angry, to be honest.
03:17 We don't play PlayStation.
03:19 I heard a second ago that Apparently we'll put our game against Everton on 12.30 on Saturday.
03:23 It's an embarrassing question from you, you want to create headlines.
03:26 Would you like to have it moved over?
03:28 No, I want to have it at 9 o'clock in the morning.
03:30 What the f*** do you mean? At 3 o'clock?
03:32 Six press conferences a week since... it feels like nine years pretty much.
03:36 I have no problem with you, but I...
03:38 I can't wait for the moment when I don't have to do that anymore.
03:46 Wow! It can only get worse from here.
03:49 (dramatic music)
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