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00:00:39 ♪♪
00:00:50 ♪♪
00:01:00 ♪♪
00:01:10 ♪♪
00:01:20 ♪♪
00:01:30 ♪♪
00:01:33 -What is this?
00:01:35 Don't you know who I am?
00:01:37 I demand you open this gate!
00:01:39 ♪♪
00:01:49 ♪♪
00:01:59 -Now, everyone, follow me.
00:02:01 Carefully, just like this.
00:02:05 Okay, raise your paper.
00:02:07 And the scales, some grass, some clouds.
00:02:12 -Oh.
00:02:14 [ Children laughing ]
00:02:18 -Ahh.
00:02:20 You're a friggin' freak!
00:02:23 [ Grunts ]
00:02:24 ♪♪
00:02:27 [ Grunts ]
00:02:28 ♪♪
00:02:31 [ Gasps ]
00:02:32 ♪♪
00:02:35 -Whoa.
00:02:38 [ Children screaming ]
00:02:40 -Hi, Mom! -Hi, sweetie.
00:02:42 -Look at that.
00:02:43 -There you are!
00:02:44 -Hungry? You want a snack?
00:02:46 -Hey, Dad.
00:02:47 -Hey, what'd you learn?
00:02:48 -You need to help dragon.
00:02:50 ♪♪
00:02:52 -Ha-ha. Your mom forgot you.
00:02:54 She doesn't -- -Stop that!
00:02:55 It's rude.
00:02:56 -You know it's only the two of them.
00:02:58 She's trying her best.
00:03:00 ♪♪
00:03:02 [ Thud ]
00:03:04 ♪♪
00:03:07 -Ahh!
00:03:09 ♪♪
00:03:11 I'm Lena.
00:03:13 -I'm Din.
00:03:15 -You can walk home with me.
00:03:17 ♪♪
00:03:19 My dad's always late.
00:03:22 ♪♪
00:03:29 [ Footsteps ]
00:03:32 ♪♪
00:03:34 ♪ Sticks and stones and secret codes ♪
00:03:36 ♪ We speak a language all our own ♪
00:03:38 ♪ We hide and seek, I follow where you go ♪
00:03:42 ♪ Your heart is magic, pure and tragic ♪
00:03:45 ♪ Just like mine, but you can have it now ♪
00:03:48 ♪ Until forever, not alone ♪
00:03:51 ♪ Pay your deeds on an endless dive ♪
00:03:56 ♪ You'll see the world dancing in your eyes ♪
00:04:00 ♪ Just like a broken piece, you're the other side ♪
00:04:04 -I'll call you later.
00:04:06 -No, no, no. You first got a mobile phone,
00:04:08 and now you're caught by the father.
00:04:10 -Give me a little monkey hug.
00:04:12 -Bye, you.
00:04:14 -Bye.
00:04:16 -Oh, my God!
00:04:18 ♪♪
00:04:20 -Oh, my God!
00:04:22 ♪♪
00:04:25 [ Horn honks ]
00:04:27 ♪♪
00:04:30 [ Screaming ]
00:04:32 ♪♪
00:04:34 [ Crying ]
00:04:36 ♪♪
00:04:41 -Ow.
00:04:43 ♪♪
00:04:47 [ Screams ]
00:04:49 ♪♪
00:04:51 -Hey, wait! I know, I know, I know!
00:04:52 I had to get the stuff!
00:04:54 -All right, scale, display, all roller skates.
00:04:56 Ready?
00:04:58 -Let's all ride a kite!
00:05:01 -Oh. I guess it didn't work.
00:05:04 -Oh!
00:05:06 ♪♪
00:05:08 ♪ Pay your deeds on an endless dive ♪
00:05:11 ♪ I see the world dancing in your eyes ♪
00:05:14 -Whoa!
00:05:16 -Whoa!
00:05:18 -Whoa!
00:05:20 [ Laughter ]
00:05:22 -Whoo!
00:05:24 -Whoo!
00:05:26 -Whoo!
00:05:28 -Yeah!
00:05:30 [ Crash ]
00:05:32 [ Laughter ]
00:05:34 ♪♪
00:05:36 [ Laughter ]
00:05:38 -Let's make a promise --
00:05:41 to be best friends forever.
00:05:43 -Friends forever.
00:05:45 -Year by year.
00:05:47 -Upon this, we will always...
00:05:49 -Swear.
00:05:51 ♪♪
00:05:54 -Come on. It's time to go.
00:05:56 -But, Dad, you said --
00:05:57 -Lina, we went over this already.
00:05:59 ♪♪
00:06:09 -I have to go, Din.
00:06:12 -But I fixed her kite.
00:06:16 ♪♪
00:06:18 -Come along, Lina.
00:06:20 Take care, kiddo.
00:06:22 ♪♪
00:06:24 -Bye, Din.
00:06:26 ♪♪
00:06:29 -Eyes ahead, Nana.
00:06:31 We're off to a -- a better life,
00:06:33 and we have to leave this one behind.
00:06:36 ♪♪
00:06:44 ♪♪
00:06:54 ♪♪
00:07:01 -Okay, uh, next stop --
00:07:03 235 Gaucho Street.
00:07:06 Oh, delivery!
00:07:08 -Thank you! -You're welcome!
00:07:10 ♪♪
00:07:13 -Oh! Delivery!
00:07:15 Have a nice day. -Thank you!
00:07:17 ♪♪
00:07:21 -Delivery! -Thank you.
00:07:22 -Hey, you're welcome.
00:07:23 -Delivery! -Thank you!
00:07:25 ♪♪
00:07:28 -Delivery! -Thank you!
00:07:30 ♪♪
00:07:32 [ Whistle blows ]
00:07:33 ♪♪
00:07:35 -Oh, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:07:37 -Din? Be careful.
00:07:39 What are you doing?
00:07:41 -Way, old buddy.
00:07:43 -Dude, you got to watch where you're going.
00:07:45 -You think you can get the class assignment for me?
00:07:47 -Why are you working so much?
00:07:48 You haven't been to class in two weeks.
00:07:50 -I got to earn some extra cash before this, uh, thing
00:07:52 I'm working on. -Thing? Wait a minute.
00:07:54 Does this have something to do with that girl?
00:07:56 -What? No!
00:07:58 Maybe. Okay, yes.
00:08:00 But it's her birthday, and I'm planning something special.
00:08:02 So can you just get me the assignment, please?
00:08:06 ♪♪
00:08:08 I'll do your homework for a week.
00:08:10 -Ah, fine. -Thanks, Way!
00:08:12 You're the best!
00:08:14 -So smart,
00:08:16 and yet so stupid.
00:08:18 -Last delivery.
00:08:22 [ Telephone rings ]
00:08:24 Uh, hello?
00:08:28 Uh, hello?
00:08:34 Did somebody order dumpling soup?
00:08:38 Whoa.
00:08:40 Um, hello?
00:08:44 -Come in.
00:08:46 -It's locked.
00:08:48 -I know.
00:08:50 -Oh, well, uh, I'll just...
00:08:54 [ Grunts ] ...go around.
00:08:56 Did you order the dumpling soup?
00:08:58 -I'm a god!
00:09:02 -Okay...
00:09:06 but did you order the --
00:09:08 -And I have chosen you,
00:09:10 for you are pure of heart.
00:09:13 -Oh. Um, well, I try to be friendly, you know,
00:09:17 keep my five-star rating.
00:09:19 Now, will you be paying with cash or --
00:09:21 [ Telephone rings ]
00:09:23 -Take this.
00:09:25 It contains everything you need.
00:09:29 -Um, actually, I need $7.35.
00:09:33 -You dare reject the will of the gods?!
00:09:37 -Kind of, yeah.
00:09:43 Uh, you know what?
00:09:45 This one's on me, okay?
00:09:46 I really got to run, so, um,
00:09:48 thanks for the tea pot, and, uh, have a nice day!
00:09:51 Oh, wait, hot sauce.
00:09:53 -Huh?
00:09:55 -Whoa.
00:09:57 -Thanks.
00:09:59 It's just not the same without hot sauce.
00:10:02 Don't you have somewhere to be?
00:10:04 -Huh? Wait. 5 o'clock?
00:10:06 How have I been here for an hour?
00:10:09 I got to go!
00:10:10 Don't close, don't close, don't close!
00:10:12 Please don't close!
00:10:14 -I can't be realistic.
00:10:29 [ Telephone rings ]
00:10:31 -Oh, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:10:35 Okay, thank you for your help.
00:10:38 Hey, Mr. Chen!
00:10:44 -Your mom's looking for you.
00:10:45 -I know, I know, I know.
00:10:47 Water, water, water.
00:10:49 D-7 for checkmate.
00:10:51 -Ooh.
00:10:53 -[ Sighs ]
00:10:56 ♪♪
00:11:01 See you tonight.
00:11:03 -So I said if you don't like garlic, eat something else.
00:11:07 Like your napkin.
00:11:09 -Hey, Mom, uh, here's the groceries you wanted.
00:11:11 -Oh, look who's here!
00:11:13 You're late. Again.
00:11:15 -Oh, I, uh, stayed late for a study group, as usual.
00:11:19 -Wait.
00:11:20 Eat. Food for your brain.
00:11:22 -Thanks. I'll just take this inside
00:11:25 and have it with a side of calculus.
00:11:27 -Oh, look at him, all grown up and working hard.
00:11:30 -Little din with a college degree. Can you believe it?
00:11:33 -I only wish my son had been so dedicated.
00:11:36 -Such a good boy.
00:11:38 -Doing my best.
00:11:39 -So I'm gonna go get some --
00:11:40 -I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set.
00:11:43 A steady job, a big paycheck, a shiny new refrigerator.
00:11:46 -Ooh, a nice car.
00:11:47 -And a flat screen. Big one!
00:11:49 -Now, now, stop distracting him.
00:11:51 He's got work to do.
00:11:52 -Oh, hey, Din. I'll be right over.
00:11:54 -Yes, work to do. So much work to do.
00:11:56 I'd better get started on that.
00:11:58 -Din, here's your summit from class.
00:12:00 And the teacher said if you don't come to at least one class,
00:12:03 this semester is gonna fail you.
00:12:05 Oh, hey, Mrs. Din, even if you ace the final...
00:12:10 again, I'm sorry.
00:12:12 -I knew it!
00:12:16 You've been skipping school, lying to your mother!
00:12:18 -I'm late. -What have you been doing?
00:12:20 Lounging in some Internet cafe?
00:12:22 -Can you believe such a bad boy?
00:12:24 -You're not helping.
00:12:25 Listen, Mom, I --
00:12:26 -Why would you do this? You're a good student.
00:12:29 You can ruin your future.
00:12:30 -It's true. There goes the college degree.
00:12:32 -You're not helping.
00:12:33 -Oh, look, I just --
00:12:34 -Just what?
00:12:35 -I was just doing a little side job.
00:12:37 -Side job?
00:12:38 You have one job, and one job only, and that is to study.
00:12:42 -I know, but --
00:12:43 -But what?
00:12:44 What could possibly be more important than studying?
00:12:47 -Nothing, Mom.
00:12:50 Nothing.
00:12:51 -Wow, this is getting juicy.
00:12:53 -What'd he say? I can't hear nothing.
00:12:56 -You're not helping!
00:12:58 -Din, I know I'm hard on you, but I'm just --
00:13:01 -You're right, Mom.
00:13:03 You're right.
00:13:05 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
00:13:16 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
00:13:24 -It's in there?
00:13:26 This can't be right.
00:13:28 -Uh, what are we looking for again?
00:13:30 -For the millionth time, a teapot!
00:13:32 -Open the door.
00:13:34 [ Grunting ]
00:13:38 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:13:47 -Good evening, gentlemen.
00:13:49 -Uh, this area's off-limits.
00:13:51 Can I help you?
00:13:53 -Yes, I believe you can.
00:13:56 [ Grunting ]
00:13:58 -Stop, stop. Stop right there.
00:14:00 Put your hands where I can see them.
00:14:03 -Oh.
00:14:04 I'm afraid that's not going to happen.
00:14:08 -Uh, you first, man.
00:14:10 -Okay, sir. You're under arrest.
00:14:12 -Hold on a minute there.
00:14:14 [ Grunting ]
00:14:16 [ Grunts ]
00:14:18 -Ugh.
00:14:20 -Huh?
00:14:21 [ Grunts ]
00:14:22 [ Electricity crackling ]
00:14:25 [ Chuckles ]
00:14:27 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:14:32 [ Snoring ]
00:14:38 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:14:42 -Huh? Oh.
00:14:44 I'll fix that later.
00:14:46 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:14:54 -Whoa!
00:14:56 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:15:04 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:15:10 -Aya.
00:15:11 -She's late again.
00:15:13 -Whew. Okay.
00:15:15 [ Clears throat ]
00:15:17 [ Humming ]
00:15:20 Oh. Uh...
00:15:22 What?
00:15:23 -Ah, that old thing.
00:15:25 -Hmm.
00:15:27 Huh?
00:15:29 Well, well, well.
00:15:31 Look who decided to show up.
00:15:34 Starting to take me for granted, huh?
00:15:37 I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
00:15:40 So, what do you think of the suit?
00:15:42 Good enough to get into the birthday party
00:15:44 of the famous Lena Wang?
00:15:47 Good.
00:15:49 I think so, too.
00:15:51 [ Sighs ]
00:15:52 Okay, then.
00:15:53 Tomorrow's the big day.
00:15:54 How are we gonna do this?
00:15:56 What am I gonna say?
00:15:58 Happy birthday, Lena! It's your best friend, Din!
00:16:01 No, no, no, no, no. That's too strong.
00:16:03 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:16:05 -Good evening, Lena.
00:16:06 Will you allow me to kiss your hand?
00:16:09 -Ugh, man. Quit being a creep, Din.
00:16:13 -Oots, oots, oots.
00:16:15 Huh? Oh, yeah.
00:16:16 Sure, I'll -- I'll dance with you.
00:16:18 Say, you look kind of familiar.
00:16:21 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:16:23 -Lena, I got you a present.
00:16:24 You still like kites, right?
00:16:25 -Oh, what am I saying? Of course she still likes kites.
00:16:28 Okay, just...calm down.
00:16:32 Be honest.
00:16:34 Hey, Lena. Happy birthday.
00:16:36 I just want to say it's been a long time,
00:16:40 and...I miss you.
00:16:43 What?
00:16:44 Oh, no!
00:16:45 Oh, gosh. Um, hold on.
00:16:48 I can fix this.
00:16:49 Oh, come on!
00:16:51 Wha--
00:16:53 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:17:01 [ Sighs ]
00:17:02 What was I thinking?
00:17:05 [ Growling ]
00:17:07 No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:17:09 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:17:16 [ Growling ]
00:17:18 [ Sighs ]
00:17:21 I must look totally crazy.
00:17:24 It's just...
00:17:26 I don't know what else to do.
00:17:28 I-I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me,
00:17:32 and I'm trying my best,
00:17:34 trying to make everyone proud,
00:17:36 but the whole time,
00:17:38 it feels like something is missing.
00:17:42 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:17:45 I just wish...
00:17:49 I just wish I could keep our promise.
00:17:53 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:17:56 Oh, tea is ready.
00:17:58 Wait, what?
00:17:59 The tea is ready?
00:18:01 [ Teapot clattering ]
00:18:03 Huh?
00:18:04 [ Teapot clatters ]
00:18:06 Well, that was...
00:18:09 [ Thunder rumbles ]
00:18:11 Greetings, great master.
00:18:13 The heavens have opened.
00:18:15 Your wishes will be granted.
00:18:18 Hurrah!
00:18:19 And...
00:18:20 Ho!
00:18:21 Ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:18:23 Huh?
00:18:24 [ Teapot clatters ]
00:18:26 Oh, a peasant boy.
00:18:28 Well, this'll be easy.
00:18:30 [ Laughs ]
00:18:31 Look, I know what you're thinking.
00:18:33 Do my eyes deceive me?
00:18:35 A super all-powerful magical wish dragon.
00:18:38 Could this be real?
00:18:40 Is magic real?
00:18:42 Yes, it's real.
00:18:45 So, now that we got that out of the way,
00:18:47 onto the important part.
00:18:49 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:18:51 Am I -- Am I dead?
00:18:53 Grandma! It's Din!
00:18:55 I fell off the roof!
00:18:56 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:57 Where's the light? I'm coming for you!
00:18:58 No, you're very much alive.
00:19:00 I am a magical wish dragon
00:19:02 who will grant three wishes
00:19:04 to the owner of this teapot.
00:19:06 And you, sir, are my master.
00:19:08 So go ahead.
00:19:09 Wish away.
00:19:11 Okay, you got me.
00:19:13 Where are the hidden cameras?
00:19:15 Great joke, guys.
00:19:16 A joke?
00:19:17 Is this, like, a hologram or something?
00:19:19 I assure you not.
00:19:21 [ All gasp ]
00:19:23 Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold?
00:19:26 It shall be so.
00:19:28 Do you wish for the strength of a thousand men?
00:19:30 Boom! It shall be so.
00:19:32 Whoa.
00:19:33 For the finest carriage in all the land?
00:19:35 Pow! It's yours!
00:19:37 For the wings of a hawk!
00:19:39 Hawk! Hawk!
00:19:41 For the legs of a giraffe!
00:19:43 Feels good over here, right?
00:19:45 Or anything else...
00:19:47 that your heart desires.
00:19:49 I'm thinking about starting one of those, you know,
00:19:54 where they sell animals.
00:19:55 You know, pet-type stores.
00:19:57 Are you going to sell chow chows?
00:19:58 That's a good thought.
00:20:00 No one will be selling anything
00:20:01 if we don't find that teapot.
00:20:03 [ Sighs ]
00:20:04 Every time I try to make casual conversation,
00:20:06 you guys give me a hard time.
00:20:08 Whoa.
00:20:10 So you're a wish dragon?
00:20:14 Yes.
00:20:16 And how many wishes do I get?
00:20:18 Three. You get three wishes.
00:20:20 How do you fit in this teapot?
00:20:23 Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot.
00:20:26 It's so small. How old are you?
00:20:28 Uh, that's -- that's not really --
00:20:29 Where did you come from?
00:20:30 All you need to know --
00:20:31 Oh, look at your little arms.
00:20:32 Why are you pink?
00:20:33 Shouldn't you be green?
00:20:34 Would you not do that?
00:20:35 Your face is so soft, I just want to touch it.
00:20:37 Can you breathe fire?
00:20:38 [ Blows ]
00:20:40 [ Inhales ]
00:20:42 Okay.
00:20:43 Look, peasant boy,
00:20:44 I don't have time for all your little questions,
00:20:46 and I'm not here to be your friend.
00:20:47 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:48 You have to earn my friendship.
00:20:50 And frankly, you're not doing a very good job.
00:20:53 Listen carefully.
00:20:54 Every wish dragon must serve ten masters
00:20:56 before they're free to enter the spirit world.
00:21:00 And you are the last one.
00:21:02 Now I've been stuck...
00:21:04 in this teapot for a thousand years.
00:21:07 So the sooner we can get this over with, the better.
00:21:10 Have I made myself clear?
00:21:12 [ Grunts ]
00:21:15 [ Grunts ]
00:21:16 [ Door opens ]
00:21:17 Wha?
00:21:18 [ Whirring ]
00:21:20 I'm terribly sorry, young man,
00:21:22 but I'm going to need that teapot.
00:21:24 Uh, I -- I think it's his.
00:21:27 Ugh, only the owner of the teapot can see me.
00:21:31 Well, I'm sure he won't miss it.
00:21:34 Uh, no way. I-I found it --
00:21:38 [ Grunts ]
00:21:39 [ Grunts ]
00:21:40 [ Grunts ]
00:21:41 [ Grunts ]
00:21:42 [ Grunts ]
00:21:43 [ Grunts ]
00:21:44 [ Grunts ]
00:21:45 [ Grunts ]
00:21:46 [ Grunts ]
00:21:47 [ Grunts ]
00:21:48 [ Grunts ]
00:21:49 [ Grunts ]
00:21:50 [ Grunts ]
00:21:51 [ Grunts ]
00:21:52 [ Grunts ]
00:21:53 [ Grunts ]
00:21:54 [ Grunts ]
00:21:55 [ Grunts ]
00:21:56 [ Grunts ]
00:21:57 [ Grunts ]
00:21:58 Not good.
00:21:59 I wish I knew how to fight.
00:22:00 [ Grunts ]
00:22:01 [ Grunts ]
00:22:02 [ Laughs ]
00:22:03 [ Grunts ]
00:22:04 [ Grunts ]
00:22:05 Come here!
00:22:06 [ Grunts ]
00:22:07 That's a good teapot.
00:22:09 [ Grunts ]
00:22:10 [ Grunts ]
00:22:11 [ Grunts ]
00:22:12 [ Grunts ]
00:22:13 [ Grunts ]
00:22:14 Huh?
00:22:15 Huh?
00:22:16 [ Grunts ]
00:22:17 [ Grunts ]
00:22:18 [ Grunts ]
00:22:19 [ Grunts ]
00:22:20 [ Grunts ]
00:22:21 [ Grunts ]
00:22:22 [ Grunts ]
00:22:23 [ Grunts ]
00:22:24 [ Grunts ]
00:22:25 [ Grunts ]
00:22:26 What the --
00:22:27 [ Grunts ]
00:22:28 [grunting]
00:22:29 No, no, no.
00:22:33 [laughing] I didn't mean that. I take it back.
00:22:35 [grunting]
00:22:36 Give me that.
00:22:37 [grunting]
00:22:39 Ooh, teapot.
00:22:41 [grunting]
00:22:42 Give me that teapot right now!
00:22:45 [grunting]
00:22:47 [grunting]
00:22:48 Huh? Huh.
00:22:50 [grunting]
00:22:54 [grunting]
00:22:55 Whoa, I just kicked through a door.
00:22:57 [grunting]
00:22:58 [grunting]
00:23:01 Gimme, gimme. Mine, mine.
00:23:03 [grunting]
00:23:04 [screaming]
00:23:05 [grunting]
00:23:07 [grunting]
00:23:11 You little twerp.
00:23:13 [grunting]
00:23:14 [sighing]
00:23:20 [gasping]
00:23:22 [sighing]
00:23:23 [knocking]
00:23:24 Uh, nobody's home?
00:23:27 [grunting]
00:23:30 [sighing]
00:23:31 I'm done asking nicely.
00:23:35 [grunting]
00:23:39 [grunting]
00:23:42 [sighing]
00:23:48 Whoo!
00:23:53 Are you telling me a teenage boy
00:23:56 outfought two full-grown men?
00:23:58 - Well, sir-- - Three?
00:23:59 Actually, three men.
00:24:00 Two and a half, buddy.
00:24:01 Well, you should've seen him.
00:24:03 It was a thousand punches a minute,
00:24:04 kicks were flying everywhere.
00:24:05 I've never seen so many arms and legs!
00:24:08 [sighing]
00:24:09 This is not good.
00:24:10 The boy knows what he has.
00:24:12 Sir, if I may ask, what exactly does he have?
00:24:17 That's none of your business.
00:24:18 I'm paying you to find it.
00:24:20 That is your only concern.
00:24:22 You haven't paid us anything.
00:24:23 You will be paid when I have the teapot.
00:24:25 Paid beyond your wildest dreams.
00:24:27 Do you understand?
00:24:28 Forgive our incompetence, sir.
00:24:31 But the boy did leave something behind.
00:24:33 It's only a matter of time before we find him.
00:24:37 [snoring]
00:24:40 [snoring]
00:24:41 [grunting]
00:24:43 Din, up now!
00:24:44 How about a kick to the face?
00:24:47 I said up!
00:24:48 [grunting]
00:24:50 [grunting]
00:24:51 Ow.
00:24:52 Breakfast is on the table.
00:24:55 Thanks, Mom.
00:24:56 Oh, what a crazy dream.
00:24:59 [grunting]
00:25:01 [explosion]
00:25:03 [music playing]
00:25:05 [music playing]
00:25:07 [grunting]
00:25:09 [groaning]
00:25:10 Din.
00:25:11 Uh?
00:25:12 I'm working late tonight.
00:25:13 [grunting]
00:25:14 [music playing]
00:25:15 [grunting]
00:25:17 The leftover's for dinner, OK?
00:25:19 [music playing]
00:25:21 Mm.
00:25:22 [chuckles]
00:25:23 Delicious.
00:25:24 [chewing]
00:25:25 Mm.
00:25:26 So leftovers for dinner?
00:25:28 Yeah.
00:25:30 Leftovers.
00:25:31 [music playing]
00:25:34 [grunting]
00:25:36 [grunting]
00:25:37 Stupid shoes.
00:25:38 [music playing]
00:25:41 Hey, Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
00:25:45 Din, why are you asking silly questions?
00:25:48 Eat!
00:25:49 OK, but seriously, Mom.
00:25:50 If you could wish for anything in the whole world,
00:25:53 a big house in the countryside--
00:25:54 Din, we went over this yesterday.
00:25:57 I want you to focus on your future.
00:26:00 That is what I wish for.
00:26:03 I am more focused on my future than I've
00:26:05 ever been in my entire life.
00:26:07 Mm.
00:26:08 Good.
00:26:09 Now hurry up.
00:26:10 You're going to be late.
00:26:12 What's that face?
00:26:12 I know that face.
00:26:14 I don't have a face.
00:26:14 What face?
00:26:16 Go to school.
00:26:16 Stop planning things.
00:26:17 [door slams]
00:26:18 [music playing]
00:26:22 [door opens]
00:26:23 [door closes]
00:26:24 [music playing]
00:26:26 [door opens]
00:26:27 Um, hello, dragon thingy?
00:26:31 You in there?
00:26:32 [thud]
00:26:33 [grunting]
00:26:35 Excellent work, peasant boy.
00:26:36 One wish down, two more to go.
00:26:38 We could be done by lunch.
00:26:39 What did you do to me?
00:26:41 Why do I know kung fu?
00:26:42 Uh, you're welcome.
00:26:43 You wish you could fight?
00:26:44 I made you a kung fu master.
00:26:45 I didn't wish for--
00:26:46 hey, that's not fair.
00:26:48 You said the wish word.
00:26:49 Oh, so just because I said wish, now I'm
00:26:51 stuck with these kung fu powers?
00:26:54 Ooh.
00:26:55 Cool.
00:26:56 Yes, it's all very cool.
00:26:58 So onto that second wish.
00:27:00 Let me recommend the all-time favorite, a giant pile of gold.
00:27:05 Now repeat after me.
00:27:06 I wish for-- you're not talking--
00:27:08 a giant pile of-- it's weird.
00:27:10 You're not saying anything.
00:27:11 Hey, hey, stop rushing me.
00:27:12 Ah, you must be more of the conquering type.
00:27:15 I see that killer instinct in your eyes.
00:27:17 Easy.
00:27:18 Just wish for your very own personal army.
00:27:21 Why would I need an army?
00:27:24 You're quite a simple fellow, aren't you?
00:27:25 Not to worry.
00:27:27 Here's one the peasant folk always love.
00:27:28 [grunting]
00:27:30 I can allow you to speak with a loved one
00:27:32 on the other side of China.
00:27:35 Hey, I'm a loved one, but I can't hear you
00:27:36 because you're very far away on the other side of China.
00:27:38 There's a wall over here.
00:27:39 It's pretty cool.
00:27:40 I don't know what's going on.
00:27:41 You mean like a cell phone?
00:27:42 [phone ringing]
00:27:43 [yells]
00:27:44 What dark magic is this?
00:27:46 Where is the tiny orchestra?
00:27:48 How do they all fit in this little metal box?
00:27:50 Two wishes, anything I want.
00:27:53 [gasps] The birthday party.
00:27:55 I know what I want.
00:27:57 Wait, a wish?
00:27:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a wish.
00:28:00 Excellent.
00:28:01 [music playing]
00:28:03 Ah!
00:28:04 [music playing]
00:28:07 [chimes]
00:28:09 A giant metal bird?
00:28:11 [grunts]
00:28:12 What are you doing?
00:28:13 Uh, riding my magical wish dragon.
00:28:15 Away!
00:28:18 Uh, what are you doing now?
00:28:19 Well, if you're not going to let me ride you,
00:28:21 we got to catch the bus.
00:28:22 The bus?
00:28:23 Is that some kind of animal?
00:28:25 Wait, how long have you been in that teapot?
00:28:27 I don't know.
00:28:27 Is it still the Qing dynasty?
00:28:29 Ooh.
00:28:30 Long?
00:28:31 How did you get in there, little man?
00:28:33 A parakeet.
00:28:34 Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you, peasant.
00:28:35 Not a little man, Long.
00:28:37 Television.
00:28:39 What's this?
00:28:40 [gasps]
00:28:41 Car.
00:28:43 Ah, the spoils of war on display.
00:28:45 [thud]
00:28:46 Ah!
00:28:47 What is this invisible force?
00:28:48 Glass.
00:28:50 What purpose?
00:28:50 Stoplight.
00:28:51 What in the world?
00:28:52 Ice cream.
00:28:53 How is this even--
00:28:54 Electricity.
00:28:55 Look, I know it's all amazing.
00:28:57 Amazing?
00:28:58 When you've been around as long as I have,
00:29:00 there's virtually nothing in this world that could have made--
00:29:02 ooh, shrimp chips.
00:29:05 Peasant food, no doubt.
00:29:07 [crunching]
00:29:09 [gasps]
00:29:11 Magnificent.
00:29:13 [chomping]
00:29:14 OK, we're here.
00:29:16 So you're going to make a wish now or what?
00:29:18 I will, I will.
00:29:19 Just wait until we get there.
00:29:20 Get where?
00:29:21 [horn honks]
00:29:22 Great Wall of China.
00:29:24 A giant chariot made of steel and glass.
00:29:27 Long, this is bus.
00:29:28 Come on.
00:29:29 Out of the way, old lady.
00:29:29 Oh, my word.
00:29:30 [gasps]
00:29:31 [gasps]
00:29:32 [panting]
00:29:33 And watch your step.
00:29:34 And carefully--
00:29:35 Thank you, kind sir.
00:29:36 [thud]
00:29:37 [thud]
00:29:38 [grunts]
00:29:39 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:40 Long, what are you doing?
00:29:41 Must be a better--
00:29:42 [train whistle]
00:29:44 Ah, that's more like it.
00:29:46 Yeah, woo, woo.
00:29:47 Long, what are you doing?
00:29:48 Getting us a personal carriage.
00:29:50 But I can't afford a personal carriage,
00:29:52 which is why we were taking the bus, which is gone now.
00:29:55 Hey, did you steal my money?
00:29:56 [thud]
00:29:57 By then, we won't make the Crosstown Express--
00:29:59 Here.
00:30:00 Hey, where'd you get this?
00:30:01 You know, magic.
00:30:03 [music playing]
00:30:04 [clinking]
00:30:05 [music playing]
00:30:06 [laughs]
00:30:07 I, uh, had a really big lunch.
00:30:09 [grunts]
00:30:10 [clicks]
00:30:11 [engine starts]
00:30:12 [music playing]
00:30:14 [laughs]
00:30:15 This is more like it.
00:30:16 [clicks]
00:30:17 [tires screech]
00:30:18 [gasps]
00:30:19 Huh?
00:30:22 Uh, what is this?
00:30:23 Traffic.
00:30:25 Traffic?
00:30:26 That's some kind of national holiday.
00:30:28 Ha!
00:30:29 You mean to tell me this happens every single day?
00:30:34 [music playing]
00:30:38 Ah.
00:30:40 The sun is moving faster than us.
00:30:42 [alarm beeping]
00:30:44 This is worse than being stuck in my teapot.
00:30:47 Ugh, I'm never going to make it there in time.
00:30:49 I wish this traffic would just--
00:30:51 Yes, go ahead.
00:30:53 Long, I'm not going to waste a wish on traffic.
00:30:55 Look, Din, you're going to have to use your--
00:30:57 [alarm beeping]
00:30:58 You're going to have to use--
00:30:59 [alarm beeping]
00:31:00 You're going to have to--
00:31:01 [alarm beeping]
00:31:02 You're going to have to use--
00:31:03 [alarm beeping]
00:31:04 Use a wish!
00:31:05 You son of a cabbage farmer!
00:31:07 There is no place to go!
00:31:09 Blow your trumpet all you want.
00:31:10 It won't make any difference at all!
00:31:13 You know, Long, we'll get there eventually,
00:31:16 even if it takes all day.
00:31:19 All day?
00:31:20 I heard of one traffic jam that lasted three weeks.
00:31:23 [sighs]
00:31:24 If only I had a magical dragon that could fly me
00:31:26 across the city.
00:31:27 I know what you're trying to do, Din.
00:31:28 It's not going to work.
00:31:29 I spent 1,000 years in that teapot.
00:31:31 I can spend a few hours in your traffic.
00:31:33 Hey, I got an idea.
00:31:34 Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait?
00:31:38 [music playing]
00:31:39 Not going to work, Din.
00:31:40 [music playing]
00:31:43 Use your wish, Din.
00:31:44 [music playing]
00:31:47 [alarm beeping]
00:31:50 [music playing]
00:31:51 [alarm beeping]
00:31:52 [music playing]
00:31:53 [alarm beeping]
00:31:54 [music playing]
00:31:55 [alarm beeping]
00:31:56 [music playing]
00:31:57 [alarm beeping]
00:31:58 [alarm beeping]
00:31:59 [alarm beeping]
00:32:00 [alarm beeping]
00:32:01 [alarm beeping]
00:32:02 [alarm beeping]
00:32:03 [alarm beeping]
00:32:04 [alarm beeping]
00:32:05 [alarm beeping]
00:32:06 [alarm beeping]
00:32:07 [music playing]
00:32:08 [screaming]
00:32:09 [music playing]
00:32:12 [thud]
00:32:13 [grunt]
00:32:14 [screaming]
00:32:17 [music playing]
00:32:18 [screaming]
00:32:19 [music playing]
00:32:20 [screaming]
00:32:21 [music playing]
00:32:22 [grunt]
00:32:23 Careful what you don't wish for, Din.
00:32:25 Push me too far, and I will not hesitate to--
00:32:27 What?
00:32:27 Fly everywhere?
00:32:29 You're amazing. Look at this.
00:32:30 Is there anything you can't do?
00:32:32 Well, that's very--
00:32:34 [screaming]
00:32:35 [music playing]
00:32:37 [chuckle]
00:32:38 Anyways, where are we going?
00:32:39 Ah, there it is, down there.
00:32:41 [music playing]
00:32:43 Woo-hoo!
00:32:45 [music playing]
00:32:47 We're here.
00:32:49 Wishing time.
00:32:50 Ah, excellent choice.
00:32:52 I see where this is going.
00:32:53 Now, we're choosing a palace.
00:32:55 It is very important.
00:32:56 [music playing]
00:32:59 Uh, what are you doing--
00:33:00 [thud]
00:33:01 [grunt]
00:33:02 Long, quit goofing off.
00:33:03 This is serious business.
00:33:04 OK, what's the wish?
00:33:06 OK, you see her.
00:33:07 Hi, good evening.
00:33:08 Thank you for coming.
00:33:09 Lena, happy birthday.
00:33:11 How are you?
00:33:13 That's my second wish, Long.
00:33:15 I wish--
00:33:16 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:33:17 I can't do love.
00:33:18 What?
00:33:19 No, Long, it's not--
00:33:20 A couple of rules I should have mentioned.
00:33:22 I can't do time travel.
00:33:23 I can't kill people.
00:33:24 And it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make
00:33:26 people fall in love with you.
00:33:27 [sneeze]
00:33:28 No, no, no, it's not like that, Long.
00:33:30 She's my best friend.
00:33:32 That's my wish.
00:33:34 I want my friend back.
00:33:36 [music playing]
00:33:38 Wait, rewind.
00:33:40 You can wish for anything in the whole world,
00:33:42 and you want to waste it on a friend?
00:33:44 What could be more important than friendship?
00:33:48 Is that a trick question?
00:33:50 No.
00:33:51 Literally anything else.
00:33:52 Oh, let me think.
00:33:53 A golden chamber pot.
00:33:54 A palace made entirely of jade.
00:33:56 An army of terracotta warriors.
00:33:58 Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
00:34:02 Oh, that's right.
00:34:04 Sorry, Long, I can't expect you to understand.
00:34:07 I haven't explained everything to you.
00:34:09 Down, please.
00:34:12 10 years ago, a cool spring day, a gentle breeze.
00:34:16 [whistling]
00:34:17 A lonely young boy waits after school.
00:34:19 That's me.
00:34:20 Then enter the girl, Lena, throwing dumplings
00:34:22 and defending my honor.
00:34:23 Then we walked home--
00:34:25 This is really happening, isn't it?
00:34:26 It should be so easy.
00:34:27 Three wishes and I'm done.
00:34:29 But no, I get stuck with this simpleton.
00:34:32 Just look at him with his mindless grin.
00:34:35 So naive.
00:34:36 So ignorant.
00:34:37 So stupid.
00:34:40 Why?
00:34:41 What have I ever done to deserve this?
00:34:43 And then she drove away and I never saw her again.
00:34:47 Oh, it's OK, Long.
00:34:51 I get emotional too just talking about it.
00:34:54 [groans]
00:34:56 I already told you I can't make people fall in love with you.
00:34:58 Why would you think I can make someone be your friend?
00:35:00 What?
00:35:01 No, she's already my friend.
00:35:03 I just need to get into the party.
00:35:04 A wish.
00:35:05 Why didn't you just say so?
00:35:06 Yeah, I wish to be a prince, Ling.
00:35:09 All right, here we go.
00:35:10 Stand back and it shall be so.
00:35:12 Done and done.
00:35:15 Now, on to that final wish.
00:35:17 [horse neighing]
00:35:19 What is this?
00:35:22 What's what?
00:35:24 You said make you a prince, I made you a prince.
00:35:25 No, no, I said Prince Ling.
00:35:27 You know, like one of those guys with the fancy suit
00:35:30 and the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car
00:35:32 and the personal assistant and the private jet.
00:35:34 [groans]
00:35:35 Hold on, that's like 10 different wishes.
00:35:36 You only have two.
00:35:37 Fine, fine.
00:35:39 How about a temporary version, just for today?
00:35:41 You're seriously going to wish to be
00:35:43 rich for only 24 hours?
00:35:44 I don't care about that stuff, Long.
00:35:46 I just need to get in there and reconnect with Lena.
00:35:48 She won't care if I'm rich or poor.
00:35:51 [laughs]
00:35:52 I'm sorry I'm laughing, but I'm only laughing
00:35:54 because that is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
00:35:56 Of course she'll care.
00:35:58 Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours.
00:36:01 Now shoot me with your magic juice.
00:36:04 Fine, 24 hours.
00:36:08 Perfect.
00:36:09 And a car.
00:36:13 Whoa.
00:36:14 Perfect.
00:36:15 And the personal assistant who has to do anything and everything
00:36:17 I ask for the next 24 hours.
00:36:20 [sighs]
00:36:22 [whoosh]
00:36:23 [chimes]
00:36:24 Long, you look pretty good as a human.
00:36:27 Now, walking can be tricky, but--
00:36:30 OK, party time.
00:36:32 [tires screeching]
00:36:33 [yells]
00:36:34 [music playing]
00:36:37 [music playing]
00:36:40 Oh, oh.
00:36:42 Good afternoon, sir.
00:36:44 I'd like to inquire about a recent customer.
00:36:46 Sorry, but I can't give up.
00:36:49 [grunts]
00:36:50 [grunts]
00:36:51 [music playing]
00:36:55 Follow me.
00:36:56 [music playing]
00:36:59 [chatter]
00:37:01 [tires screeching]
00:37:02 [tires screeching]
00:37:03 [explosion]
00:37:04 [music playing]
00:37:07 [tires screeching]
00:37:08 [explosion]
00:37:09 [chimes]
00:37:11 [crowd gasps]
00:37:13 Oh, yeah.
00:37:14 Now, these are my kind of people.
00:37:16 The servant's entrance is around back.
00:37:19 [growls]
00:37:21 [chatter]
00:37:24 Whoa.
00:37:25 This is amazing.
00:37:27 Ah, you got in.
00:37:29 I've never been so humiliated in my--
00:37:30 Code check, thank you.
00:37:33 [gasps]
00:37:34 There she is.
00:37:36 She looks so important.
00:37:39 Lena.
00:37:40 Hi, it's so good to see you again.
00:37:42 How does it feel to be 19, dear?
00:37:44 Oh, well, I've actually been feeling
00:37:46 really, really confused lately.
00:37:48 That's great, dear.
00:37:49 Now, what would you say about being
00:37:51 the new face of shin makeup?
00:37:52 Actually, I no longer rep any products
00:37:55 that use animal testicles.
00:37:56 Fantastic!
00:37:57 Lena, where's your father?
00:37:59 I'll have him sign the contract right away.
00:38:00 Lena!
00:38:02 Hi, it's so great to see you again.
00:38:03 I want to talk to you about your future, dear.
00:38:05 Oh, well, I've been thinking a lot about my future.
00:38:07 Inflatable bras are the future of fashion,
00:38:10 and I want you to be a part of it.
00:38:11 Yeah, I'm not sure--
00:38:13 That's great!
00:38:14 I'll have a photo shoot scheduled ASAP.
00:38:15 Lena, happy birthday.
00:38:17 Hi, it's so-- oh, it's you, Buckley.
00:38:19 So we're halfway through the guest list.
00:38:21 You're doing great.
00:38:22 Yeah, great.
00:38:24 Any word from my dad?
00:38:25 I'm sure he's working hard, just like we are.
00:38:27 So how about a little bit less of this and more of this?
00:38:31 All right, then.
00:38:33 Here we go.
00:38:34 Got it.
00:38:35 Game face.
00:38:36 Here we go.
00:38:37 Hi, Lena.
00:38:38 Happy--
00:38:39 Hi, it's so great to see you again.
00:38:41 Oh, I feel the same way.
00:38:43 This is just the greatest day of my life.
00:38:46 Wow, you too?
00:38:48 Wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something.
00:38:51 Hi, it's so good to see you.
00:38:54 Actually, we'd love her, but--
00:38:55 Bye, buddy.
00:38:56 Hi, it's so great to see you again.
00:38:57 So how's your best friend?
00:39:03 I-- I don't know what happened.
00:39:05 She didn't even recognize me.
00:39:07 Great, dreams are crushed.
00:39:09 We're done here then, right?
00:39:10 Waiter, I'll have two more of these to go.
00:39:12 Ladies and gentlemen, time for a special treat.
00:39:15 If we could have the birthday girl and her father
00:39:17 come to the dance floor.
00:39:18 There she is.
00:39:20 And now her father, Mr. Wegg, come to the stage.
00:39:24 Call him, Mr. Wegg.
00:39:25 Come on, Dad.
00:39:26 Mr. Wegg?
00:39:27 Don't be shy.
00:39:28 Mr. Wegg, come on down.
00:39:30 I'm sure he'll be here any second.
00:39:32 Mr. Wegg.
00:39:34 Wegg, right?
00:39:35 Do I have the right name?
00:39:36 What kind of father doesn't show up
00:39:38 to his own daughter's birthday?
00:39:40 I know, right?
00:39:41 Come on, assistant.
00:39:42 We got to do something.
00:39:42 Oh, the mic was on.
00:39:44 I apologize.
00:39:45 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention
00:39:47 over here, this way.
00:39:49 It's time for the entertainment portion of the evening.
00:39:51 Mom, come on.
00:39:52 Make some smart lights.
00:39:55 From the streets of Shaolin Kung Fu,
00:39:58 like you've never seen it before,
00:40:00 introducing the great master.
00:40:02 Trained in the art of dragon style.
00:40:08 [crowd gasping]
00:40:11 [thud]
00:40:12 [crowd gasping]
00:40:16 [crowd cheering]
00:40:19 Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I--
00:40:22 [thud]
00:40:22 [crowd gasping]
00:40:25 [crowd gasping]
00:40:26 [thud]
00:40:27 [crowd gasping]
00:40:29 [crowd cheering]
00:40:33 [crowd cheering]
00:40:36 Uh, that's it.
00:40:38 The show's over.
00:40:38 Thank you, folks.
00:40:39 Bye.
00:40:40 Personal assistant.
00:40:41 Never been so insulted.
00:40:43 Lucky number eight.
00:40:45 Sir, caviar, creme anglaise, amush bush.
00:40:49 You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you?
00:40:52 Uh, no.
00:40:54 [whining]
00:40:55 [gasp]
00:40:57 Oh, no.
00:40:58 What's a man like you doing all by himself?
00:41:00 [gasp]
00:41:02 So true.
00:41:03 Who needs wine when you have good company?
00:41:05 I can't believe you've misunderstood--
00:41:07 [gasp]
00:41:08 Oh.
00:41:09 I don't normally move this fast, but--
00:41:11 [gagging]
00:41:13 Sorry.
00:41:13 Must run.
00:41:15 Hello?
00:41:18 Lena?
00:41:20 Oh, handsome.
00:41:22 [laughs]
00:41:24 Playing hard to get, I see.
00:41:26 [laughter]
00:41:27 [thud]
00:41:28 Water.
00:41:29 Water.
00:41:30 I just need water.
00:41:32 [panting]
00:41:34 [slurping]
00:41:35 Ooh.
00:41:36 [slurping]
00:41:39 Oh.
00:41:39 [slurping]
00:41:41 Refreshing.
00:41:42 [sigh]
00:41:43 [door opening]
00:41:45 [slurping]
00:41:48 [thud]
00:41:49 [screaming]
00:41:52 [sigh]
00:41:53 Where's that kid?
00:41:54 [crying]
00:42:00 [door opening]
00:42:03 [door closing]
00:42:06 Uh, hello?
00:42:09 Lena, is that you?
00:42:11 Go away.
00:42:12 I'm busy.
00:42:13 Ah, yeah.
00:42:15 I can see you're busy.
00:42:16 Yes, very busy.
00:42:18 OK, I just--
00:42:20 I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.
00:42:25 I was just trying to--
00:42:26 [sigh]
00:42:29 I know what you were trying to do.
00:42:32 Thanks.
00:42:33 [sniffling]
00:42:36 [sniffling]
00:42:39 [sniffling]
00:42:41 Are you OK?
00:42:43 Yeah.
00:42:45 I'm fine.
00:42:46 [crying]
00:42:47 Uh, um, here.
00:42:49 Take this.
00:42:50 Thank you.
00:42:51 [sniffling]
00:42:52 [snoring]
00:42:55 Just-- just one night out of the whole year,
00:43:02 I thought maybe he could make time.
00:43:05 [sniffling]
00:43:06 I don't know why, but he didn't get to me.
00:43:09 I'm sorry.
00:43:10 [sobbing]
00:43:11 This is so embarrassing.
00:43:12 I-- I don't normally cry like this.
00:43:15 [sniffling]
00:43:18 [music playing]
00:43:19 Here, you got a little something on your face.
00:43:22 [music playing]
00:43:25 Yeah, it's not really coming off.
00:43:29 [gasp]
00:43:30 Sorry.
00:43:32 I must look totally crazy.
00:43:33 No, no.
00:43:35 I just don't know what else to do.
00:43:39 It's like I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me.
00:43:43 And I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud.
00:43:48 But no matter how hard I try, I just feel like--
00:43:53 like something is missing.
00:43:55 [music playing]
00:43:58 Exactly.
00:43:59 [music playing]
00:44:03 Oh, there you are, snake eyes.
00:44:06 [music playing]
00:44:08 I'm sorry.
00:44:10 Do I?
00:44:10 [thud]
00:44:12 Ow.
00:44:12 Oh, jeez.
00:44:13 Are you OK?
00:44:14 I'm fine.
00:44:15 [thud]
00:44:16 [laughing]
00:44:17 Here.
00:44:19 [grunting]
00:44:20 Thanks.
00:44:22 I'm sorry for being so rude.
00:44:25 I don't think I got your name earlier.
00:44:27 Have we met before?
00:44:31 Um, well, actually, I'm--
00:44:36 There you are.
00:44:37 Miss Wang, thank goodness.
00:44:38 Found you just in time.
00:44:40 Your father will be here any second.
00:44:42 He made it?
00:44:43 Uh, yes.
00:44:44 [music playing]
00:44:47 Oh, Lena, there you are.
00:44:50 Oh, hi, Dad.
00:44:51 Buckley here informs me the party was perfect.
00:44:54 Oh, uh, yes, it was.
00:44:56 Thank you, Dad.
00:44:57 And you had a good time?
00:44:58 Yes, of course.
00:45:00 I spoke to everyone you wanted me to,
00:45:01 and I think I was able to make some really
00:45:04 important connections.
00:45:07 Uh, hello?
00:45:08 Hello?
00:45:09 Ah, there we go.
00:45:10 Here, I brought you something special.
00:45:13 [clears throat]
00:45:14 Oh, uh, here you are.
00:45:16 Go ahead.
00:45:16 Open it.
00:45:18 I had to send my assistant to half the jewelers in Shanghai
00:45:20 to find it.
00:45:21 It's true.
00:45:22 I know you'd appreciate something so special.
00:45:24 Oh, of course.
00:45:26 Just as much as last year.
00:45:28 Thank you, Dad.
00:45:29 Oh, uh, did I?
00:45:31 No, no, I'm sorry.
00:45:32 I, you know, I--
00:45:33 Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right?
00:45:37 Excuse me.
00:45:38 I didn't see you there, young man.
00:45:40 Oh, allow me to get you a closer look, sir.
00:45:43 Here you are.
00:45:45 Hm, good quality leather, excellent suit.
00:45:47 Ah, Rolex.
00:45:49 And what's the family business?
00:45:52 Uh, dumplings.
00:45:54 I mean, dumpling house.
00:45:55 I mean, restaurants in general.
00:45:58 All of them?
00:45:59 Ah, young man of means, I see.
00:46:01 Reminds me of myself.
00:46:02 You know, you two should have lunch tomorrow.
00:46:04 Dad.
00:46:04 Yes, of course.
00:46:06 I'd love that.
00:46:07 Excellent.
00:46:08 Let's have the arrangements made.
00:46:10 Forgive my manners, young man.
00:46:11 I didn't get your name.
00:46:13 Oh, um, I'm Dan.
00:46:17 Pleasure to meet you, Dan.
00:46:18 So, Lena, where would you like to go?
00:46:20 The Pearl Tower's excellent.
00:46:22 I have a permanent reservation there.
00:46:23 I'll have my assistant--
00:46:24 Excuse me, sir.
00:46:25 A very important call.
00:46:27 Just give me a few minutes.
00:46:29 Sir, they said they need to talk now.
00:46:33 Put them on.
00:46:35 Good evening.
00:46:36 Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:46:37 I just wanted to show you--
00:46:39 So, um, would you really like to--
00:46:41 Yes.
00:46:43 Yeah.
00:46:44 Uh, see you tomorrow, Dan.
00:46:46 And then we talked and it was just like old times.
00:46:51 And then we made arrangements to have lunch tomorrow.
00:46:53 Can you believe it?
00:46:55 I can't believe you didn't bother to explain
00:46:56 what a toilet is.
00:46:57 I mean, everything is going to plan.
00:46:59 Oh, really?
00:47:00 Dan.
00:47:01 Uh, I'll-- I'll come clean when the time's right.
00:47:04 You're not going to come clean.
00:47:05 Because there is no right time.
00:47:07 Look it. I get it.
00:47:08 You're the peasant.
00:47:09 She's the princess.
00:47:10 It's a tale as old as time.
00:47:12 And we all know how that ends.
00:47:14 Good?
00:47:14 No, not good.
00:47:15 Terribly.
00:47:16 Horribly.
00:47:18 Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper
00:47:20 than money or status.
00:47:22 Then why'd you lie?
00:47:23 Well, I, uh--
00:47:24 I'll tell you why.
00:47:26 Because the minute Lena finds out who you really are,
00:47:28 this will all fall apart.
00:47:30 You know what?
00:47:31 You should learn to have a little faith in humanity.
00:47:33 Learn?
00:47:34 I've been around for 1,000 years.
00:47:35 I know how humans work.
00:47:36 Not you.
00:47:37 Poor, poor Long.
00:47:38 I see what your problem is.
00:47:39 You're my only problem.
00:47:41 I wouldn't expect your tiny reptilian brain to understand
00:47:43 the power of human friendship.
00:47:45 It's OK.
00:47:46 I'll be your first and only friend.
00:47:48 Come here.
00:47:49 I had a million friends when I was human.
00:47:51 Oh, no.
00:47:53 Long, were you--
00:47:55 Yes, yes, I was human.
00:47:57 For heaven's sake, have you ever even looked at the teapot?
00:48:00 Wow.
00:48:01 And I was the best human ever.
00:48:03 One of the most beloved and respected lords
00:48:05 in the history of China.
00:48:07 And you know why?
00:48:08 Because you had a lot of friends?
00:48:10 No, because I had all the wealth and all the land
00:48:12 and all the power, and everyone loved me for it.
00:48:15 Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you?
00:48:18 Well, obviously, some jealous rival
00:48:21 took credit for everything I accomplished after I died.
00:48:24 So you died, and the heavens made you a wish dragon?
00:48:27 Yes, as a reward.
00:48:28 You don't seem very happy with your reward.
00:48:30 I'm very happy with my reward.
00:48:32 So if you would just use your last wish
00:48:34 and wish for the same thing as every other master,
00:48:38 then I can be done and leave this wretched world
00:48:40 once and for all and finally return back to heaven,
00:48:43 where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor
00:48:46 home with a giant parade.
00:48:50 They have parades in heaven?
00:48:52 My point is, there's a simple solution
00:48:55 to every problem in the world, including yours.
00:48:58 Use it.
00:49:00 So that's what you've learned after all these years?
00:49:04 Yes.
00:49:05 [phone ringing]
00:49:12 [gasps]
00:49:13 Oh, crap, 10 o'clock.
00:49:14 My mom's getting off work.
00:49:15 Mom, we got to go. - Hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:49:16 Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:49:18 [groans]
00:49:19 But sir, surely you can extend the loan one more week.
00:49:23 I promise I can pay you back, sir.
00:49:26 Foreclosure?
00:49:27 No, please, sir.
00:49:28 I'm begging you, this company is my life.
00:49:30 It's my life's work.
00:49:31 I have a family and a response--
00:49:35 Is everything all right, sir?
00:49:37 It's fine.
00:49:38 Just-- just don't tell Lena about any of this.
00:49:42 [sighs]
00:49:48 [music playing]
00:50:06 Well?
00:50:07 Have you found it?
00:50:08 We've located the boy's apartment, sir.
00:50:10 Yes, and?
00:50:12 There's no way he can come or go without being caught.
00:50:15 Good.
00:50:17 [music playing]
00:50:21 OK, Long, get in the teapot.
00:50:22 Everything's normal.
00:50:23 Lights on.
00:50:25 You really think I can bring Lena back to this dump?
00:50:26 Quiet, you.
00:50:27 Homework out.
00:50:28 You know her refrigerator's bigger than this whole apartment.
00:50:30 You're not going to say something helpful?
00:50:31 Shut off.
00:50:32 Don't say anything at all.
00:50:33 [gasps]
00:50:34 She's here.
00:50:35 Uh, your suit.
00:50:38 Huh?
00:50:39 Oh, no.
00:50:40 [music playing]
00:50:42 Then I brought you some.
00:50:44 Hello, mother.
00:50:45 Ha, sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?
00:50:48 No, it's freezing.
00:50:50 Are you coming down with something?
00:50:51 Oh, no.
00:50:52 Just, uh, studying.
00:50:55 OK, here.
00:50:56 I'll heat you up some leftovers.
00:50:58 Oh, I'm sure Lena will love leftovers.
00:51:00 Hey, stop it.
00:51:01 Stop what?
00:51:02 Uh, stop worrying about me.
00:51:05 I'm fine.
00:51:06 You don't seem fine.
00:51:08 How was school?
00:51:09 Great, great.
00:51:10 School was great.
00:51:11 Ah, so you lie to everyone, not just yourself.
00:51:12 Would you leave me alone?
00:51:14 Fine.
00:51:15 Oh, no, no, no, no, Mom.
00:51:16 I was just--
00:51:17 You know where to find me when you come to your sense.
00:51:19 Talking to somebody else.
00:51:22 Din, I'm going to ask you a question.
00:51:25 Remember, I'm your mother.
00:51:28 You can tell me the truth.
00:51:30 Uh-huh.
00:51:31 Are you drinking alcohol?
00:51:35 Mom!
00:51:36 No, give me that back.
00:51:37 Where is it? Where are you hiding it?
00:51:38 Mom, I'm not drinking.
00:51:39 Lying to me?
00:51:40 You stale mate!
00:51:41 You skipping school!
00:51:42 Mom--
00:51:43 You're acting crazy all the time!
00:51:45 Mom--
00:51:45 I am your mother!
00:51:47 I know when something is wrong.
00:51:48 What is it?
00:51:49 Nothing is wrong.
00:51:50 Din, just tell me the truth.
00:51:52 Whatever it is, I can help you.
00:51:54 No, Mom, you can't.
00:51:56 Believe me, you can't.
00:52:00 Go to your room.
00:52:01 And don't come out if you're going to disrespect me.
00:52:03 Mom, I wasn't--
00:52:04 Go!
00:52:05 Fine!
00:52:06 Ah!
00:52:09 I hate this place!
00:52:11 [crash]
00:52:15 Wow, they're really going at it.
00:52:17 Hey, bring me that chair.
00:52:18 Popcorn, anyone?
00:52:20 I can hear you.
00:52:21 Whoa!
00:52:22 [thud]
00:52:26 Din, here.
00:52:28 [crunch]
00:52:29 You-- you need a real dinner.
00:52:39 Thanks.
00:52:41 Sorry, Mom.
00:53:08 Hey, little buddy.
00:53:09 You're so cute.
00:53:10 You have family?
00:53:11 Are you hungry?
00:53:12 You're such a cute little, fluffy, little, hairy face,
00:53:14 little cookie, boogie, boogie, boogie.
00:53:16 [gasp]
00:53:17 It's him!
00:53:17 Wake up!
00:53:18 Wake up!
00:53:19 [speaking spanish]
00:53:22 Boy!
00:53:22 [gasp]
00:53:30 [crash]
00:53:31 [tires screech]
00:53:37 Impossible.
00:53:38 OK, Din, you can do this.
00:53:46 Just tell her the truth.
00:53:48 Greetings, sir.
00:53:49 Oh, hey, Dan.
00:53:54 Hey.
00:53:54 Sir, may I take your jacket?
00:53:56 My jacket?
00:53:58 I just got this.
00:53:59 [laughs]
00:54:00 Good one, Dan.
00:54:02 [laughs]
00:54:02 Yeah, good one.
00:54:03 Sure, no problem.
00:54:04 I have plenty more of these at home.
00:54:06 Thank you.
00:54:07 [speaking spanish]
00:54:09 Sorry about all the fuss.
00:54:14 My dad insists on only the best.
00:54:16 [laughs]
00:54:17 Actually, Lena, there's something I need to tell you.
00:54:21 Oh, I know exactly what you're going to say.
00:54:23 You do?
00:54:24 Yes, it's so nice to meet someone
00:54:26 from a respectable family that you actually
00:54:28 enjoy talking to, right?
00:54:30 Oh.
00:54:31 Madam, your table is ready.
00:54:33 Right.
00:54:34 Respectable.
00:54:35 Long, did you hear that?
00:54:37 I'm supposed to be from a respectable family.
00:54:39 No.
00:54:39 What?
00:54:40 I'm sure.
00:54:41 I'm stunned.
00:54:42 Oh, wait, it's exactly what I predicted.
00:54:44 Long, I need your help.
00:54:45 You are from royalty.
00:54:46 Just tell me what to do, please.
00:54:48 Fine, as long as you do exactly what I say.
00:54:50 OK, OK, OK, deal.
00:54:51 Sir, could I offer you a hot towel?
00:54:54 First of all, you shouldn't let these commoners talk to you.
00:54:56 Really?
00:54:57 Sir, I just-- two.
00:54:58 Wanted to--
00:54:59 Offer you--
00:55:00 A hot--
00:55:01 Towel.
00:55:02 Sir, you--
00:55:02 Two.
00:55:03 Just--
00:55:04 Me.
00:55:04 Shh.
00:55:05 Madam, your table.
00:55:06 Now, demand another table, claiming it is far superior.
00:55:09 Lena, this table simply--
00:55:11 Won't do.
00:55:12 Allow me to show you another.
00:55:14 What?
00:55:16 Dan, this is the table for the hors d'oeuvres.
00:55:20 Well, you tell Mr. And Mrs. Hors d'oeuvres
00:55:22 that this is our table.
00:55:25 Dan, you are such a funny guy.
00:55:28 Funny?
00:55:29 Are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable?
00:55:33 [laughter]
00:55:37 You're too good.
00:55:38 I'm going to cry.
00:55:39 Well, this is where I would have her executed
00:55:41 for mocking royalty.
00:55:43 Look, Dan, I appreciate you trying to make
00:55:44 this place more interesting, but how about we
00:55:46 just go somewhere else?
00:55:48 Somewhere else?
00:55:49 Like, more fancy than this?
00:55:51 Not good enough for you.
00:55:52 Well played, child.
00:55:53 No, I mean, like, take a walk or something.
00:55:55 Evening, may I take your order?
00:55:57 Spare no expense.
00:55:58 Money is no object.
00:55:59 Yes, we'll have one of everything.
00:56:01 Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu.
00:56:03 Well, better make that three of everything, then.
00:56:05 Good.
00:56:06 As you wish.
00:56:07 So, listen, Dan, about last night,
00:56:10 sorry for acting so weird.
00:56:13 To be honest, it was just really nice to have
00:56:15 someone who listened to me--
00:56:16 Now completely ignore her, and she's yours.
00:56:18 Huh?
00:56:19 Look around you, Dan.
00:56:20 Rich people never pay attention to anyone else.
00:56:22 All they talk about is their own business,
00:56:24 or how much money they make.
00:56:25 It's almost an art form.
00:56:27 Dan, are you listening to anything I said?
00:56:31 Not a word.
00:56:33 Um, OK.
00:56:35 Well, I was saying it was really nice to talk to you,
00:56:37 because--
00:56:38 We're close, Dan.
00:56:39 Final step, tell her how many palaces you own.
00:56:41 Let me stop you right there, Lena.
00:56:42 Did I tell you just how respectable my family is?
00:56:45 Your first entree.
00:56:46 Oh, thanks.
00:56:48 For nothing.
00:56:49 Dan.
00:56:50 Huh?
00:56:51 You know what?
00:56:52 You're just not who I thought you were.
00:56:54 Wait, Lena.
00:56:55 I don't understand.
00:56:56 I worked on all 17 of my wives.
00:56:58 I can explain.
00:56:59 What now?
00:57:00 I, uh-- we should--
00:57:03 we should totally go for that walk you suggested.
00:57:07 Maybe a run!
00:57:10 Bon appetit.
00:57:11 Right.
00:57:12 [grunting]
00:57:14 Oh.
00:57:17 Hop on.
00:57:20 Uh, fine.
00:57:24 Who are those men?
00:57:25 Uh, gangsters.
00:57:26 Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom.
00:57:28 [cheering]
00:57:31 [knocking]
00:57:34 Come on.
00:57:35 This way.
00:57:36 [grunting]
00:57:38 Oh, no.
00:57:39 Uh, OK, Lena.
00:57:40 You've always wanted to be in a street fight.
00:57:42 No, I need help.
00:57:43 Stay calm.
00:57:44 Come on, please.
00:57:45 Dan?
00:57:48 Look who I found in the garbage.
00:57:49 [chuckles]
00:57:50 [growling]
00:57:51 [gasps]
00:57:54 Oh, look at me.
00:57:55 I don't have to become a pinata.
00:57:57 OK, I think we lost them.
00:57:58 Good.
00:57:59 So what exactly were you going to apologize, Dan?
00:58:01 Oh, I--
00:58:05 Huh?
00:58:06 [crowd gasping]
00:58:08 Uh, the other way.
00:58:09 The other way.
00:58:10 [growling]
00:58:12 [crowd gasping]
00:58:13 Lena, I really do want to say I'm sorry.
00:58:18 Sorry for what exactly?
00:58:19 Sorry for acting like such a jerk.
00:58:23 Apology accepted.
00:58:24 Now get him, Dan.
00:58:25 Kick him right in his stupid face.
00:58:27 Get him. Kick him.
00:58:28 Kick him.
00:58:29 [crowd gasping]
00:58:32 Head over to the teapot, kid.
00:58:35 [gasps]
00:58:36 [chuckles]
00:58:37 [grunting]
00:58:40 Dan, I didn't sign up for this.
00:58:41 If you just made your last wish, we wouldn't--
00:58:43 Oh, no.
00:58:44 [grunting]
00:58:47 Ooh.
00:58:48 This literally could not get any more--
00:58:50 [gurgling]
00:58:52 [gulping]
00:58:54 [groaning]
00:58:55 Oh, good one.
00:58:57 Thanks.
00:58:58 Now eat metal, dirtbags.
00:58:59 How do you like them apples, huh?
00:59:02 Crap.
00:59:03 [grunting]
00:59:06 [crowd gasping]
00:59:08 [music playing]
00:59:10 [crowd gasping]
00:59:11 Incoming!
00:59:12 [crowd gasping]
00:59:13 [crowd gasping]
00:59:16 [crowd gasping]
00:59:18 [music playing]
00:59:20 [crowd gasping]
00:59:22 [music playing]
00:59:24 [groaning]
00:59:25 [music playing]
00:59:28 [crowd gasping]
00:59:30 Trust me.
00:59:32 Uh, Lena, I think we're going to have to--
00:59:34 [screams]
00:59:35 [screams]
00:59:37 Hmm.
00:59:38 [crowd gasping]
00:59:40 Huh?
00:59:41 Don't worry, Bass.
00:59:42 We got this.
00:59:43 [crowd gasping]
00:59:44 [crowd gasping]
00:59:46 [crowd gasping]
00:59:48 [crowd cheering]
00:59:51 [crowd gasping]
00:59:53 [crowd gasping]
00:59:54 [crowd gasping]
00:59:56 Oh, no.
00:59:57 Oh, no.
00:59:58 Oh, my god.
00:59:59 [crowd gasping]
01:00:00 [crowd gasping]
01:00:01 [crowd gasping]
01:00:02 [crowd gasping]
01:00:04 [crowd gasping]
01:00:05 [crowd gasping]
01:00:06 [crowd gasping]
01:00:07 You know what, Dad?
01:00:08 This is turning into a pretty good date.
01:00:10 [crowd gasping]
01:00:12 Oh, no.
01:00:13 No, no, no.
01:00:14 [crowd gasping]
01:00:15 [crowd gasping]
01:00:16 [crowd gasping]
01:00:17 [crowd gasping]
01:00:18 [crowd gasping]
01:00:19 [crowd gasping]
01:00:20 [crowd gasping]
01:00:21 [crowd gasping]
01:00:22 [crowd gasping]
01:00:23 [crowd gasping]
01:00:24 [crowd gasping]
01:00:25 [crowd gasping]
01:00:26 [crowd gasping]
01:00:27 Are you OK?
01:00:28 I think so.
01:00:30 [laughing]
01:00:32 [laughing]
01:00:34 [laughing]
01:00:37 I'm fine as well.
01:00:38 Thank you for asking.
01:00:39 [laughing]
01:00:40 [panting]
01:00:42 Oh, boy.
01:00:44 [gasps]
01:00:45 What happened?
01:00:46 Time's up, Dan.
01:00:47 What happened?
01:00:48 Well, we jumped off a building.
01:00:50 We almost died.
01:00:52 And--
01:00:52 Your 24 hours are over.
01:00:53 --beat up some gangsters.
01:00:54 No!
01:00:55 OK, OK, that was mostly you.
01:00:56 But seriously, you got to teach me some of that kung fu.
01:01:01 Whoops.
01:01:02 Reflexes.
01:01:03 Wait.
01:01:06 What happened to your suit?
01:01:07 Look, Lena.
01:01:13 There's something I need to tell you.
01:01:16 Dan, you have one more wish.
01:01:18 You don't have to do this.
01:01:20 My real name isn't Dan.
01:01:22 It's--
01:01:23 Din.
01:01:24 You're Din.
01:01:27 [groans]
01:01:29 I'm sorry.
01:01:31 But why did you lie?
01:01:34 I wasn't planning to.
01:01:35 I just-- I was worried that if you found out it was, well,
01:01:40 just me, that everything would end.
01:01:45 So you're not Dan?
01:01:48 So you still live around here?
01:01:51 Yeah.
01:01:52 In that same old shikumen?
01:01:56 Yeah.
01:01:57 I told you this wouldn't end well.
01:02:00 Wait.
01:02:01 I remember this alley.
01:02:03 We used to take a shortcut through here
01:02:06 on the way home from school.
01:02:08 Uh, yeah.
01:02:09 And Mrs. Chu would sell those roasted yams.
01:02:13 Hey!
01:02:14 Look at that!
01:02:15 It's Mrs. Chu!
01:02:16 Hi.
01:02:17 Mrs. Chu, it's-- it's Lina Wang.
01:02:19 Do you remember--
01:02:20 One buck, two yams, no bargaining.
01:02:22 Well, some things never change.
01:02:24 Here.
01:02:25 So next--
01:02:26 Move!
01:02:27 Ow, ow.
01:02:28 Move!
01:02:29 So good.
01:02:31 Hold on.
01:02:32 Is that--
01:02:33 Huh?
01:02:34 [music playing]
01:02:36 [speaking chinese]
01:02:38 No way!
01:02:39 [laughs]
01:02:40 Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants.
01:02:42 [laughter]
01:02:44 [music playing]
01:02:46 Hey, Din, what do you think about a little race?
01:02:48 Huh?
01:02:49 3, 2, 1, go!
01:02:50 Whoa!
01:02:51 Hey!
01:02:52 Ow!
01:02:53 [laughter]
01:02:55 OK.
01:02:57 Not fair.
01:02:58 [music playing]
01:03:01 So your old apartment has to be right around the corner.
01:03:11 Oh, uh, I don't know if that's such a good idea.
01:03:15 Hey, Weijia, you have any green onions?
01:03:17 Hi, Mrs. Song.
01:03:19 I'm sorry, uh, do I know you?
01:03:21 Hey, Mom, so, uh, surprise.
01:03:24 We have an unexpected visitor.
01:03:27 A girl?
01:03:32 That's why you're acting crazy?
01:03:33 Mom, no.
01:03:34 All this time, I worried you were drugged out
01:03:36 in some internet cafe.
01:03:37 Mom, it's kind of like just a girl.
01:03:39 It's Lina.
01:03:40 Just a-- hi, Lina?
01:03:45 What are you doing here?
01:03:47 Just visiting an old friend.
01:03:51 Oh.
01:03:52 Ugh.
01:03:53 Well, where are my manners?
01:03:54 Come in, come in.
01:03:56 You and I are not finished.
01:03:58 She's so pretty now.
01:04:00 Like a princess.
01:04:01 Well, her nose is a little flat.
01:04:03 Here, start with this.
01:04:05 You really shouldn't go to all this trouble.
01:04:07 Shh, you're skinnier than a broom handle.
01:04:09 Sorry, I wasn't expecting--
01:04:10 Lina!
01:04:11 Did you know Din still puts flowers
01:04:13 on Clucky's grave every year?
01:04:15 Mr. Hong, cut it out.
01:04:17 I did not know that.
01:04:18 It's so cute.
01:04:19 He even cries a little.
01:04:21 I'm not crying.
01:04:22 I am mourning.
01:04:23 He even brings flowers.
01:04:24 You get it?
01:04:25 You little daddy poopy!
01:04:26 [snorting]
01:04:28 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:31 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:35 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:39 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:43 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:46 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:51 [singing in Chinese]
01:04:57 [singing in Chinese]
01:05:05 Come in.
01:05:10 [singing in Chinese]
01:05:13 What?
01:05:17 You're saying that's not my son?
01:05:19 You knew what was going on.
01:05:20 Don't lie to me.
01:05:21 No, you were lying to me this whole time.
01:05:23 You just wanted--
01:05:24 You just wanted an inherit my dad's business.
01:05:26 That's right, and I will.
01:05:28 I know what you did.
01:05:29 You think you could fool me?
01:05:31 I saw you with that guy.
01:05:33 You had no idea.
01:05:34 I knew I should have listened to my mother.
01:05:36 I am your mother.
01:05:38 No!
01:05:39 [gasping]
01:05:40 Here.
01:05:42 Oh, wow.
01:05:44 Oh, it's like a time machine up here.
01:05:46 Yeah, sorry.
01:05:48 This is the only place I can get a little peace and quiet.
01:05:50 You'll never have peace, Did.
01:05:52 What?
01:05:53 Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you.
01:05:55 [screaming]
01:05:56 No, Clucky, you're dead!
01:05:58 Are you gonna cry?
01:05:59 Are we gonna see some tears right now?
01:06:00 I regret nothing.
01:06:01 You were delicious.
01:06:02 You're gonna know what regret tastes like in a minute.
01:06:04 [screaming]
01:06:05 No!
01:06:06 Get away from me, you ghost chicken!
01:06:07 Why?
01:06:08 You're gonna eat me, huh?
01:06:09 It was Rina.
01:06:10 She made me do it.
01:06:11 Rina made me--
01:06:12 Selling me out?
01:06:13 That's cold.
01:06:14 Well, it was your idea.
01:06:15 Yeah.
01:06:16 I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then.
01:06:20 Yeah.
01:06:21 Huh?
01:06:24 Oh, here.
01:06:25 Hey, do you remember that promise we made?
01:06:34 You know, the pinky--
01:06:35 Of course.
01:06:36 How'd it go?
01:06:37 Friends forever, day by--
01:06:40 Year by year.
01:06:42 Upon this we will always--
01:06:45 Swear.
01:06:47 Oh, my God!
01:06:56 Oh, man.
01:06:57 Are you okay?
01:06:58 I'm fine, I'm fine.
01:06:59 Oh, sorry.
01:07:01 I wasn't expecting my own giant face.
01:07:03 So embarrassing.
01:07:05 What?
01:07:06 Don't be embarrassed.
01:07:07 When I first saw that billboard, I almost fell over, too.
01:07:10 But it's been nice.
01:07:12 Kind of like you were back.
01:07:14 But, you know, giant and glowing and super glamorous.
01:07:19 Doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, though.
01:07:22 What do you say we go for a real date?
01:07:28 No Dan or any of that.
01:07:31 I--
01:07:33 [phone ringing]
01:07:35 Sorry.
01:07:37 Lena, where have you been?
01:07:39 The photo shoot starts in an hour.
01:07:41 Oh, and what happened to your hair?
01:07:43 I'm sending a car to pick you up.
01:07:45 Um, Dan, I had a really wonderful time tonight,
01:07:54 but I have to go.
01:07:57 Thanks for letting me borrow this.
01:07:58 Oh, don't worry about it.
01:07:59 You can keep it till next time.
01:08:01 Really, I--
01:08:02 It's not like I'm not going to see you for another ten years.
01:08:08 Didn't--the truth is, I have this whole other life now.
01:08:16 You know, a career, a future that my dad worked really hard for,
01:08:22 and certain expectations I have to meet.
01:08:28 Let me guess, I don't meet those expectations.
01:08:33 I--you don't understand.
01:08:36 I'm just trying to be realistic.
01:08:42 I'm sorry.
01:08:44 [somber music]
01:09:06 Aiden, did you know that shrimp chips
01:09:11 don't actually have any shrimp in the ingredients?
01:09:15 Okay.
01:09:17 Din, things are simpler when you're children,
01:09:31 but you're older now, and, well, you have to be realistic.
01:09:40 [somber music]
01:09:42 Din!
01:09:44 Good news, Along.
01:09:50 You can finally be rid of me.
01:09:52 I'm ready for my third wish.
01:09:54 You are?
01:09:55 Make me rich.
01:09:57 Piles of gold, however you do it.
01:09:59 But--
01:10:00 Look, I thought it wouldn't matter,
01:10:02 that she wouldn't care,
01:10:05 but that was stupid.
01:10:08 So give me the pile of gold,
01:10:09 and I can have some of that good life,
01:10:11 and people will treat me with a little respect.
01:10:14 Heck, I'm sure everyone will want to be my friend then.
01:10:18 Din, are you sure?
01:10:21 Am I sure?
01:10:22 You've been telling me to make this wish since the moment we met.
01:10:26 Well, you were right, okay?
01:10:27 I was wrong.
01:10:28 So there you go.
01:10:29 That's my wish.
01:10:30 Just grant it, and you can go back to your spirit world
01:10:33 and your big, stupid parade up in the sky.
01:10:36 Just grant the wish, Along.
01:10:41 What?
01:10:54 Din, I'll grant your wish.
01:10:59 But first, there's something I need to show you.
01:11:04 [♪♪♪]
01:11:08 We found the boy.
01:11:09 Where is he?
01:11:10 He was at the Pearl Tower, sir.
01:11:12 Yeah, with a girl.
01:11:13 But I'm afraid he escaped again.
01:11:15 What? How?
01:11:16 Hey, that doesn't belong to you.
01:11:21 Listen to me.
01:11:22 I am out of time.
01:11:24 I need--
01:11:28 Alina, aren't you supposed to be at the--
01:11:31 I'm sorry, Dad, but we really need to talk.
01:11:34 Of course.
01:11:35 I'm just on a very important call.
01:11:37 Dad, please.
01:11:39 Sir?
01:11:42 Do you remember when we lived in that old chicaman?
01:11:45 I know we didn't have much, but--
01:11:47 Don't worry, Alina.
01:11:49 We'll never have to go back to that life.
01:11:51 But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days?
01:11:55 Where is all this coming from?
01:11:57 That young man last night, the one you arranged a date with,
01:12:01 that was Din.
01:12:03 From our old neighborhood?
01:12:05 Yes.
01:12:07 And he's the one who took you to the Pearl Tower?
01:12:10 Yes, and I know what you'll say.
01:12:12 You'll tell me to stay away and to leave that old world behind,
01:12:16 but the truth is, I think we might be happier if--
01:12:20 Alina, everything is going to be all right.
01:12:23 I'm going to go talk with Din.
01:12:24 What?
01:12:25 He can't beat me in two minutes.
01:12:27 Dad, are you okay?
01:12:29 What's going on?
01:12:30 Don't worry.
01:12:31 I'm going to fix everything.
01:12:33 Dad.
01:12:52 Long, where are you going?
01:12:55 [gasps]
01:12:58 What is this place?
01:13:00 This was my home.
01:13:14 I was born into royalty.
01:13:19 I learned from a young age that gold is power.
01:13:24 So I set my sights on expanding my fortune
01:13:28 and let nothing stand in my way.
01:13:31 My subjects were loyal
01:13:35 and worked tirelessly year after year.
01:13:40 My daughters were married to the finest families
01:13:44 to expand the kingdom's glory.
01:13:48 And my son, I sent off to win treasure.
01:13:53 He came home a hero.
01:13:59 Soon I had more gold, more land,
01:14:02 and more monuments than any lord who had come before me.
01:14:07 And yet, as I laid on my deathbed,
01:14:11 I awaited the parade of loyal subjects and loving family.
01:14:15 But there was none.
01:14:18 With my last breath, I cursed all who had forgotten me.
01:14:22 I arrived at the gates to the spirit world
01:14:25 and awaited a great procession to welcome me.
01:14:29 I demand you open this gate!
01:14:32 Instead, the gods transformed me into a wish dragon.
01:14:36 Not as a reward, but as a punishment.
01:14:39 I was imprisoned in the teapot and sent down to Earth
01:14:42 to serve ten masters and learn the true meaning of life.
01:14:47 And to be honest, all these years, all these masters,
01:14:56 I have been failing.
01:14:59 Until I met you.
01:15:02 I don't know the meaning of life,
01:15:04 but the things you care about, your friends, your family,
01:15:09 they're worth more than anything I ever possessed.
01:15:12 And no amount of gold can ever buy that.
01:15:16 It's your wish, Din.
01:15:22 Just make sure it's what you really want.
01:15:26 I...
01:15:29 Din!
01:15:30 Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?
01:15:32 Please, Din, give me that teapot.
01:15:34 I don't have time for any more games.
01:15:36 They work for you?
01:15:38 No one's going to get hurt, but I need those--
01:15:41 Stay away from my friend.
01:16:06 No.
01:16:08 Finally, I'm saved.
01:16:21 What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid.
01:16:29 I've been bowing to others my entire life.
01:16:33 And now, everyone will bow to me.
01:16:37 No, no, no, no, no!
01:16:39 Mr. Wang!
01:16:46 Dragon, I summon you.
01:16:48 Din! Din!
01:16:52 I'm your master now.
01:16:54 And I know my first wish.
01:16:58 Yes.
01:17:00 Dad?
01:17:20 No, no!
01:17:22 Oh my god, what happened to you?
01:17:24 Din!
01:17:25 Get in the teapot.
01:17:27 Dad?
01:17:29 Lina.
01:17:30 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:31 Call an ambulance!
01:17:33 You're going to be okay, Dad.
01:17:34 Lina, listen to me.
01:17:37 I'm sorry.
01:17:39 I tried to save it, but the business is bankrupt.
01:17:44 And I wanted you to have everything.
01:17:49 And now, I left you with nothing.
01:17:53 Oh my god, I never needed any of that.
01:17:57 All I ever wanted was my dad.
01:18:01 All I wanted was you.
01:18:05 [♪♪♪]
01:18:08 One touch and you're done, kid.
01:18:34 [♪♪♪]
01:18:37 Here, get 'em, boss.
01:18:46 Touch 'em. Touch 'em good.
01:18:48 Ooh, sparks.
01:18:53 Long, I summon you.
01:19:01 Din!
01:19:03 Ooh.
01:19:06 Uh, dragon guy, I summon you.
01:19:11 Din!
01:19:12 Din?
01:19:13 Din!
01:19:14 I wish for enough puppies to open a pet store.
01:19:17 Puppies?
01:19:18 Yes, puppies.
01:19:19 And it shall be so!
01:19:21 Hey, little fella, I'll name you Teddy.
01:19:27 No, Bad Teddy! Bad boy!
01:19:29 [♪♪♪]
01:19:32 Hey, boss, I got the teapot.
01:19:39 Don't let the boy get it.
01:19:41 Help us, summon the dragon.
01:19:43 Wish for something. A gun, anything.
01:19:45 Wish? Dragon? Summon?
01:19:48 Dragon guy.
01:19:51 Huh?
01:19:52 I wish I had longer legs.
01:19:54 Um, okay.
01:19:56 Are you joking?
01:19:59 [♪♪♪]
01:20:02 [screams]
01:20:07 I summon you.
01:20:14 Dragon, I command you to throw this kid off.
01:20:21 I cannot intervene.
01:20:23 You're not my master until you have sole possession of the teapot.
01:20:27 Let it go.
01:20:29 No.
01:20:30 Let it go!
01:20:32 Long? Long? I can't see you!
01:20:38 There's no need to die tonight, kid.
01:20:40 Come work for me. I'll give you all the gold you want.
01:20:44 We're both wishing for the same thing.
01:20:46 No. No, we're not.
01:20:49 I don't need gold.
01:20:51 I have something far more important to wish for.
01:20:55 Din, I need that teapot.
01:20:58 Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.
01:21:13 [thud]
01:21:15 [♪♪♪]
01:21:22 [groans]
01:21:35 Long?
01:21:40 Long, no. No. No!
01:21:43 [screams]
01:21:45 [thud]
01:21:47 [thud]
01:21:50 [♪♪♪]
01:21:53 [grunts]
01:22:08 Long!
01:22:10 Long!
01:22:20 [sighs]
01:22:35 [♪♪♪]
01:23:01 Din! Din!
01:23:04 What's happening?
01:23:07 Welcome, Long Zhu.
01:23:12 What's going on? Where am I?
01:23:14 Congratulations. Your service as a wish dragon is complete.
01:23:19 Complete? But I haven't finished. I haven't finished my tenth master.
01:23:23 You have put the needs of another before yourself
01:23:26 and shown us that you understand the meaning of life.
01:23:29 You are now free to enter the spirit world.
01:23:33 [♪♪♪]
01:23:40 Is that a...
01:23:44 parade?
01:23:46 In your honor.
01:23:48 No! No! No! I can't! I have to go back.
01:23:53 Back?
01:23:55 Turn me back into a wish dragon. I have one more wish to grant.
01:23:58 That's ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it.
01:24:00 You're ridiculous. You're an old man in a skirt.
01:24:02 This isn't a skirt.
01:24:04 Send me back!
01:24:06 You dare reject the will of the gods?
01:24:12 Fine. If you're not going to send me back, I'll go myself.
01:24:16 Stop that! Stupid clouds!
01:24:18 Stop! Stop that this instant!
01:24:20 My friend needs me!
01:24:22 Fine!
01:24:24 We will permit you to return.
01:24:27 But only under one condition.
01:24:30 [♪♪♪]
01:24:51 [GASPS]
01:24:55 [♪♪♪]
01:24:58 Your final wish, Great Master.
01:25:05 [SIGHS]
01:25:11 I wish...
01:25:13 [♪♪♪]
01:25:16 [♪♪♪]
01:25:19 [GASPS]
01:25:37 Dad!
01:25:39 [♪♪♪]
01:25:42 [♪♪♪]
01:25:45 [BARKING]
01:26:08 There you are, Maurice. And we've got Pocket and Mr. Pants
01:26:12 and all 234.
01:26:15 Wow. Nice puppies.
01:26:17 Nice legs.
01:26:21 Thanks. Toodles.
01:26:23 Bye.
01:26:25 [♪♪♪]
01:26:29 [DOOR CREAKS]
01:26:31 Din, I...
01:26:41 When I said that you needed to be more realistic,
01:26:44 I didn't mean that...
01:26:46 It's okay, Mom.
01:26:49 I... I'm sorry I can't give you a better life.
01:26:58 You've given me a lot, Mom.
01:27:00 Everything that matters.
01:27:02 [LAUGHS]
01:27:07 Well, it's late, and we should have dinner.
01:27:10 Here.
01:27:12 Mr. Wong? What are you doing here?
01:27:17 Is Din here? Is he all right?
01:27:19 Din, what trouble have you started now?
01:27:22 No, no. No trouble at all.
01:27:24 I just came to apologize.
01:27:27 I know what you did. Thank you.
01:27:31 Ah, well, where are my manners?
01:27:36 Sit, sit, sit. We were just about to have dinner.
01:27:38 Really, you don't have to.
01:27:40 Nonsense, nonsense. It's my pleasure.
01:27:42 And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours.
01:27:47 Ay-yah, they're much too young to be holding hands.
01:27:52 Shut up!
01:27:54 Here, you look like you could use a good home-cooked meal.
01:27:58 This is the most delicious soup I've ever tasted.
01:28:04 Nana! Nana!
01:28:12 Well, what do you think?
01:28:14 That's too much. I'll get another...
01:28:16 No, it's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window.
01:28:19 Yes! By tomorrow, or no deal!
01:28:21 Okay, hurry up with those dumplings.
01:28:23 You, step aside.
01:28:25 Good job.
01:28:29 Din, along, where are the tea cups? We open in ten minutes.
01:28:32 I'm on it.
01:28:34 Tea cups. Tea cups, tea cups, tea cups.
01:28:37 (clattering)
01:28:39 Long?
01:28:54 Greetings, great master.
01:28:56 Oh, a peasant child.
01:28:58 Long! What are you doing here?
01:29:00 You're supposed to be off in the spirit world.
01:29:02 Yeah, uh, about that.
01:29:04 Uh, things got a little complicated.
01:29:06 So I'm back.
01:29:08 Back? To serve another ten masters?
01:29:12 You guessed it.
01:29:14 But you've been waiting a thousand years just to get through those gates.
01:29:18 I know, and there was a parade and everything, but...
01:29:21 You had one more wish.
01:29:24 It was the only way.
01:29:26 You gave all that up for me?
01:29:30 This is what I want.
01:29:33 I mean, for the first time, it feels like I have a little wisdom to offer.
01:29:37 You know, maybe make a difference down here.
01:29:40 Besides, there are no shrimp ships up there.
01:29:46 And I still haven't ridden in one of those giant metal birds.
01:29:49 And, oh, no air conditioning.
01:29:51 No air conditioning in heaven.
01:29:53 There's actually plenty of--
01:29:55 Thank you, Long.
01:30:03 Thank you.
01:30:05 Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the--
01:30:11 You know what? I don't even want to know.
01:30:18 Okay, Din, let go.
01:30:25 Let go, Din.
01:30:28 [♪♪♪]
01:30:30 See you soon, Long.
01:30:35 I am a god!
01:30:46 What are you looking at? A god, that's what you're looking at.
01:30:53 [♪♪♪]
01:30:55 ♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪
01:31:20 ♪ Why would I make a wish? Nothing one more than this ♪
01:31:24 ♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪
01:31:27 ♪ Boy, you're true to the world Every last diamond pearl ♪
01:31:31 ♪ Come closer to me, please follow me ♪
01:31:34 ♪ Follow the rhythm of my heart, hey ♪
01:31:36 ♪ No need to be nervous, we have the same frequency ♪
01:31:39 ♪ The secret of a smile, the perfect tacit understanding ♪
01:31:43 ♪ Waiting for the dark clouds to turn ♪
01:31:45 ♪ Take it all for me ♪
01:31:47 ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪
01:31:50 ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪
01:31:54 ♪ All the best things are free ♪
01:31:56 ♪ That's why I don't cost a thing ♪
01:31:58 ♪ Can't put a price, take all the feeling ♪
01:32:02 ♪ The secret of a smile, the perfect tacit understanding ♪
01:32:06 ♪ Just open your eyes, and you'll see ♪
01:32:10 ♪ You can allow yourself to be spoiled ♪
01:32:15 ♪ You can be free ♪
01:32:18 ♪ Go ahead and move, move, move with me ♪
01:32:20 ♪ Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪
01:32:22 ♪ Do, do, do your thing like you got nowhere to be ♪
01:32:26 ♪ You, you, you and me, we got more than anything ♪
01:32:29 ♪ Got a priceless energy taking over me ♪
01:32:33 ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪
01:32:37 ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪
01:32:40 ♪ All the best things are free ♪
01:32:42 ♪ That's why I don't cost a thing ♪
01:32:44 ♪ Can't put a price, take all the feeling ♪
01:32:49 ♪ Hey ♪
01:32:51 (gentle music)
01:32:56 (gentle music)
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01:33:06 (gentle music)
01:33:11 (gentle music)
01:33:16 (gentle music)
01:33:21 (gentle music)
01:33:26 (gentle music)
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01:33:36 (gentle music)
01:33:41 (gentle music)
01:33:46 (gentle music)
01:33:51 (gentle music)
01:33:56 (gentle music)
01:34:01 (gentle music)
01:34:06 (gentle music)
01:34:11 (gentle music)
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