00:00 What do you get by being a 'Sauji'?
00:02 Be a little naughty, man.
00:03 I don't want to be like you.
00:04 Armaan has sent a girl to his school in a lunch box for her number.
00:07 I don't remember what happened.
00:09 Can a snake see from a 3-inch LCD screen up to 45 feet?
00:11 It can.
00:12 You should stop Siftaz-e-Brar for today.
00:15 Really?
00:15 What's a catwalk?
00:16 The one where girls jump and hit you.
00:19 What do you find it fun?
00:20 Not from you.
00:21 Have you ever been stuck in a lift like this?
00:26 No, never.
00:27 Have you ever been stuck in a lift like this?
00:31 A lot.
00:32 Have you ever had a bad bus?
00:33 I've been stuck in a lift a lot.
00:35 This is a new type of show.
00:37 'Papi Lift Karade'.
00:38 Say 'Papi Lift Karade' once.
00:40 'Papi Lift Karade'.
00:42 Why are you holding your hand?
00:43 'Papi Lift Karade'.
00:45 You say it.
00:47 'Papi Lift Karade'.
00:49 I'll start with a poem.
00:55 Are you ready?
00:56 Say 'Arshad' once.
00:58 'Arshad'.
01:00 His greedy children ate his father's property.
01:03 Today, the farmer's crop is eaten by the British.
01:07 First week, happiness.
01:08 Second week, pepulation.
01:09 Third week, again your friend.
01:11 Your album is called 'Legacy'.
01:18 You're covering your father's legacy.
01:20 No one knows about it.
01:22 He's the prince of the legendary Kulwinder Tilnau.
01:26 You must have heard his songs somewhere.
01:31 How many times have you been stuck in a lift?
01:35 I was stuck in a lift from the start of the show.
01:37 Dilpreet Tilnau came to the industry.
01:41 We sang songs together.
01:43 He met Bunty.
01:45 We met in the morning.
01:50 You feel like you're close to him.
01:53 Bunty feels like he's close to me.
01:55 Yes, you feel like you're close to him.
01:57 You have so many hit songs.
02:00 How much pressure do you have?
02:02 You feel like you only have one song.
02:04 Do you feel like that?
02:06 I do feel pressured.
02:08 But I don't know if I can go to the top.
02:14 I'm trying to make my audience love me.
02:18 I don't want to be a burden to anyone.
02:20 What do you get by being so cool?
02:25 Be a little naughty like me.
02:27 I'm not going to be like you.
02:30 I'm not calm.
02:32 I'll answer the questions that I'm asked.
02:37 I'm not going to be like you.
02:42 This is a very bad question.
02:46 Why am I asking?
02:48 Because everyone says that you don't answer.
02:50 Okay.
02:52 Can you see a 42-inch LCD TV?
02:57 A 42-inch LCD TV?
03:00 Yes, I can see it.
03:02 Do you get scared of snakes?
03:05 Yes, I do.
03:07 What are you scared of?
03:09 I don't get scared of water.
03:13 I'm not scared of water.
03:15 I'm scared of heights.
03:17 What are you scared of?
03:19 I'm scared of snakes.
03:21 I'm not scared of cats.
03:23 Why do people say that cats are evil?
03:25 Cats are evil.
03:27 Cats are evil.
03:29 Cats are evil.
03:31 Do you watch movies?
03:33 Yes, a lot.
03:35 I don't know why you watch movies.
03:37 You don't like fighting in movies.
03:39 I like fighting.
03:41 I don't like fighting.
03:43 I like movies.
03:45 Do you watch movies?
03:47 How much time do you spend on movies?
03:49 I watch movies.
03:51 I spend more time on movies.
03:55 Okay.
03:57 Is your name Pari or Post?
04:03 What do you mean?
04:05 Is your name Pari or Post?
04:09 It's a tree.
04:11 It's a tree.
04:13 Do you have a lot of hair?
04:15 Yes, I have a lot of hair.
04:17 I have a lot of hair.
04:19 Do you have any tips for your fans?
04:21 Do you have a lot of hair?
04:23 Do you have a lot of hair?
04:25 Yes, I have a lot of hair.
04:27 Do you have any tips for your fans?
04:31 I bought a ticket for this.
04:33 It's your choice.
04:35 You can do it yourself.
04:37 You are my friend.
04:39 Are you a female friend?
04:41 Yes.
04:43 Do you chat with your friends?
04:45 It depends.
04:47 Do you have a girlfriend?
04:49 No.
04:51 I want to play a game with you.
04:53 You come here.
04:55 You don't say yes, no, yes, no.
04:57 You answer whatever I say.
04:59 Do you want to be kidnapped or not?
05:01 I don't want to be kidnapped.
05:03 Stop Siftaji Brar.
05:05 Really?
05:07 Armaan gave his school time girl's number in the lunch box.
05:11 I don't like to sing.
05:13 I don't like to sing.
05:15 Armaan's math is so weak that he keeps counting the numbers.
05:19 Math is strong.
05:21 I won.
05:23 I won.
05:25 You are ready.
05:27 You will know the answer.
05:29 Now we will play with Pari.
05:31 Have you ever heard BF's old chat?
05:33 Never.
05:39 You never speak.
05:41 You want to do a lot of straight.
05:43 But Bunty Pants doesn't let you do it.
05:45 He is scared.
05:49 No.
05:51 Bunty Pants stops you from eating Golgappa.
05:53 He eats it.
05:55 We won.
05:57 Now Pari has won.
05:59 Now Pari is telling us in the friend circle.
06:01 You should be like your father.
06:03 Like your mother.
06:05 She is emotional.
06:07 But your brother.
06:09 God gives us whatever he gives us.
06:11 He opens it for us.
06:13 He is with us.
06:15 He says if you are with him,
06:17 you don't have to worry.
06:19 Yes.
06:21 We get messages from the audience.
06:23 That you are like your father's friend.
06:25 Or you are from the village.
06:27 Or you meet people from the village.
06:29 They say yes.
06:31 Whatever happens, tell your father.
06:33 Same as your face.
06:35 Same as my style.
06:37 Same as my sister's style.
06:39 She is not your type.
06:41 What is catwalk?
06:43 The way girls kiss.
06:45 Cat or cat?
06:47 Yes.
06:49 How do you do catwalk?
06:51 I don't know.
06:55 I will tell them.
06:57 You did it with a girl.
06:59 I liked it.
07:01 With whom?
07:03 With a girl.
07:05 Who?
07:07 My sister-in-law's sister.
07:09 Okay.
07:11 Now we will take you to the 9x station.
07:13 We will end here.
07:15 Bye Pari.
07:17 I wish you success.
07:19 I wish you success.
07:21 I wish you success.
07:23 Thank you.
07:25 How was the show?
07:27 Your expressions were beautiful.
07:29 Make an emoji.
07:31 Very beautiful.
07:33 How was the show?
07:35 Very beautiful.
07:37 Say it once.
07:39 Papi lift karadi.
07:41 Papi lift karadi.
07:43 Thank you so much.
07:45 We will meet with the next artist.
07:47 Remember Harman Tillu.
07:49 And the upcoming Bulan Sitara.
07:51 And the heroine and the singer.
07:53 Pari Pandher.
07:55 And the one who kisses and does it.
07:57 Okay.
07:59 This is also a catwalk.
08:01 I will hit you with a bat.
08:03 (upbeat music)
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