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  • 1/16/2024
Tommy is a sheltered, real-life 40 year old virgin who embarks on a life-changing quest across the country to discover t | dG1fcE1hTENSU3JJSDA
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00:00 [VIDEO PLAYBACK]
00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 [BEATBOXING]
00:06 - This is my friend Tommy.
00:09 He looks like your average 40-year-old guy.
00:11 He works hard.
00:13 He likes sports and has big dreams.
00:16 But there's something you should know about him,
00:18 something that stands out.
00:19 [EXPLOSION]
00:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:23 [LAUGHTER]
00:27 My name's Nem.
00:28 I'm Tommy's best friend, former ball player and comedian.
00:33 We're pretty different people.
00:35 And at 40 years old, there's a lot Tommy has not experienced.
00:39 I am a virgin.
00:40 And I've never, ever went out on a date before or kissed
00:43 a girl before.
00:45 Really pissing me off, curfew.
00:46 I always have to call my mom, make sure that I'm OK.
00:51 Is that Grant?
00:53 Oz.
00:53 - Countess.
00:56 - Sometimes there's female ejaculation.
00:58 - I'm a full-grown adult.
01:00 And I want to do this.
01:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:07 - Are you dating?
01:08 - Not currently.
01:09 - OK, I'll let you know.
01:10 - Really?
01:11 - Oh, yeah.
01:12 - Today, we're doing Tommy's makeover
01:14 when he finds out they're waxing his bones.
01:16 - Ow!
01:17 [BEEP]
01:19 - We decided to take Tommy on an epic quest across the nation
01:23 to rediscover his adult.
01:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30 - Hi, I'm Lisa Ann.
01:30 And I support Tommy on this quest.
01:33 - First time I'm trying to pick up a girl.
01:35 Doing a party this Sunday night is, um,
01:38 but, you know, people touch you.
01:40 - Stupid.
01:41 - I don't want to tell this to them,
01:42 but I don't know if I can get laid.
01:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:47 - Why are you so afraid?
01:48 What are you afraid of?
01:51 - Is this about me losing my virginity,
01:52 or is it about something else?
01:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:55 - [BEEP]
01:56 - Wait, yo, I'm not going to [BEEP]
01:58 happen today.
01:59 - Let's get out of here.
02:01 - Do you really want what's best for me,
02:02 or is it just the best for you?
02:04 - He's, like, in his little bubble,
02:05 and he's afraid of everything.
02:06 And we're trying to help him.
02:07 - Right now, you don't have control
02:09 of your life in any aspect.
02:11 - You guys aren't listening.
02:12 - You've never cooked.
02:13 You've never cleaned.
02:15 You live with your parents.
02:16 They pay your bills.
02:16 - Tommy, where are you going?
02:18 Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
02:18 - Tommy!
02:19 Tommy!
02:20 - I want an answer right now, man.
02:21 - Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
02:26 Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
02:33 - Imagine this never happened.
02:35 Where would you be?
02:36 - I would let my demons--
02:38 I would let my demons out.
02:41 - Yeah!
02:43 - Like you want--
02:44 - Like this?
02:44 - Like, keep this-- yeah.
02:46 If you can keep that on, and then like that.
02:49 - Oh.
02:49 [EXPLOSION]
02:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:00 (upbeat music)
03:03 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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