00:00 [sad music]
00:12 [screech]
00:13 [music stops]
00:15 [moan]
00:15 [music starts again]
00:16 You all came highly recommended.
00:19 [moan]
00:19 [moan]
00:20 [music starts again]
00:20 You know the rules.
00:21 [moan]
00:22 No real names, no backstories.
00:24 [moan]
00:24 [moan]
00:25 [moan]
00:25 [moan]
00:26 No cellphones.
00:27 So whose kid is she?
00:29 A very wealthy man who's about to be 50 million dollars poorer.
00:32 [music starts again]
00:33 I'm here to make sure you're safe.
00:35 What's your name?
00:36 Mine's Abigail.
00:38 You can call me Joey.
00:39 Do you have any kids?
00:40 I have a little boy.
00:42 See you in 24 hours.
00:47 [music starts again]
00:49 Do you know what a pinky promises?
00:51 If you behave and do as we say,
00:53 like pinky promise you,
00:56 it'll all be over soon.
00:58 [music starts again]
00:59 Joey?
00:59 Yeah?
01:00 I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you.
01:03 [music starts again]
01:07 What the fuck?
01:08 [music starts again]
01:13 Shit, we gotta get out of here.
01:14 [moan]
01:15 [music starts again]
01:17 I think she knows something.
01:18 [music starts again]
01:20 Guys?
01:21 Guys?
01:23 Guys?
01:25 [music starts again]
01:26 Oh no!
01:27 [music starts again]
01:30 What the fuck is that thing?
01:31 We kidnapped a fucking vampire.
01:33 [music starts again]
01:35 A ballerina vampire.
01:36 [music starts again]
01:39 Okay, how do we kill a vampire?
01:41 What are we talking about?
01:42 Like an Anne Rice or a True Blood?
01:43 You know, Twilight?
01:44 Stake through the heart.
01:46 Daylight is a big one.
01:48 [music starts again]
01:50 All right, let's go kill us a fucking vampire.
01:54 [music starts again]
01:54 Ready?
01:55 [music starts again]
02:00 Vampire on my ass!
02:02 [music starts again]
02:06 [music stops]
02:08 [music starts again]
02:13 What can I say?
02:15 I like playing with my phone.
02:16 [music starts again]
02:19 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
02:19 She's fucking flying!
02:21 [music starts again]
02:39 I fucking hate ballet.
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