00:00 [MUSIC - "LAYING IN MY BED"]
00:03 (SINGING) Lying in my bed, I hear the clock ticking.
00:19 Think of you turning in circles.
00:26 Confusion is nothing new.
00:32 Flashback to warm nights, almost left behind.
00:42 Suitcase of memories, time after sometimes.
00:51 You picture me.
00:54 I'm walking too far ahead.
01:00 You're calling to me.
01:04 I can't hear what you've said.
01:10 You say, go slow.
01:15 I fall behind.
01:21 A second hand unwise.
01:24 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me.
01:33 Time after time.
01:37 If you fall, I will catch you.
01:40 I'll be waiting.
01:43 Time after time.
01:47 If you fall, I will catch you.
01:50 I will be waiting.
01:54 Time after time.
01:55 Time after time.
02:13 After your picture fades and darkness has turned to gray,
02:23 watching through windows, I'm wondering if you're OK.
02:34 You say, go slow.
02:39 I fall behind.
02:41 The drum beats out of time.
02:46 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me.
02:53 Time after time.
02:57 If you fall, I will catch you.
03:00 I'll be waiting.
03:04 Time after time.
03:07 If you fall, I will catch you.
03:11 I will be waiting.
03:15 Time after time.
03:18 Oh, time after time.
03:23 Oh, time after time.
03:27 Time after time.
03:35 Time after time.
03:39 Thank you.
03:46 I've been told by a friend of mine with a three-year-old
03:54 that this song is full of mom words, which
04:00 is a huge compliment because being a mom
04:03 is the coolest thing I've ever done.
04:04 [CHEERING]
04:07 But it's also kind of a complete diss.
04:11 That kind of means I'm lame.
04:13 Am I right?
04:14 To retaliate, I like to drop the F-bomb version
04:18 all over the place.
04:20 Don't worry.
04:21 There's so many gorgeous little ones here.
04:23 I've lost my edge completely.
04:25 I can no longer stare into the eyes of a child
04:28 and scream the word F-U-C-K. So you're welcome.
04:32 You guys have to now carry my F-bomb torch.
04:34 I'm going to keep it classy.
04:36 (audience laughing)
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