00:00 We haven't told you that I made him go to work.
00:03 Then I waited for him until he got home.
00:06 You followed him?
00:07 No, he just started his duty.
00:09 I went to his house and waited for him.
00:13 Was that a pet or a pet?
00:14 Or were you just pretending?
00:15 You were just watching him.
00:18 It's different for a pet to watch someone because you're just pretending.
00:22 Oh, yes.
00:23 I wasn't pretending.
00:25 Good thing you didn't play security guard in the bar.
00:27 I wish you were a bouncer so you can double your duty as a couple.
00:30 Just a little.
00:31 Where were you?
00:33 Where were you waiting? Outside?
00:35 No, in the bar.
00:36 I was watching him.
00:38 How much did you pay?
00:39 Secret.
00:40 No entrance for women.
00:44 But if you're a trip, there's no entrance for women.
00:47 If you're a trip, you'll see what you're wearing.
00:50 It's tight.
00:52 You know, one of the reasons I joined a bar is because of my revenge.
01:03 I wasn't allowed to enter the bar because I'm a cross-dresser.
01:09 What's the name of the bar?
01:11 And the owner of the bar is now my partner.
01:13 Who is it?
01:15 My partner.
01:16 I'm going to my own table.
01:19 Try not to let me in.
01:22 That's your style.
01:24 If you're a woman, there's no entrance fee.
01:27 There's a ladies' night.
01:29 There's free drinks.
01:32 But if you're a gay, you'll have to pay for the entrance fee.
01:35 There's a line of 30 men who will be drinking.
01:38 They'll be like this.
01:40 "Wait, let me just line up."
01:42 You'll be embarrassed.
01:44 Of course, I was the one who made them wait.
01:46 You were the one who left them.
01:48 You were crying when you called me.
01:50 It was Lassie.
01:52 She said, "I don't want to go in."
01:54 "You're a cross-dresser, you're just a column."
01:56 You didn't let her in?
02:00 They'll buy a sofa for her, but they won't let her in.
02:03 She said she felt sorry for me.
02:07 She said, "Let's just do a drive-thru."
02:09 She closed the bar.
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