TBATS: Mga uri ng tao sa handaan by Mikee Quintos and Paul Salas (TBATS Top 5)

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Aired (December 31, 2023): Alamin ang iba’t ibang klase ng tao sa handaan ayon sa mga judger nating ka-TBATS na sina Paul Salas at Mikee Quintos!

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00:00 [intro music]

00:05 This time, Mikey and Paul will be bringing us

00:09 Tiba's Top 5!

00:12 Here are the Top 5 people in the world.

00:16 Oh, that's a lot!

00:18 In other words, they are the ones you can forget about during parties.

00:24 You can relate to a lot of people here.

00:26 The number 5!

00:28 Oh, that's a lot!

00:30 The one who complains a lot.

00:32 He complains a lot about food.

00:35 But he eats a lot.

00:37 There are a lot of people who complain about the taste of their food.

00:41 "The spaghetti is lacking in the red sauce."

00:43 But he ate two rounds of food.

00:46 It's called pretending.

00:48 It's not delicious, but he eats a lot.

00:51 I know someone like that.

00:53 Who is it, friends?

00:54 Actually...

00:55 He's here in your room.

00:58 Who is he?

01:00 He's the assistant of a young actor.

01:02 Oh my gosh!

01:04 What's his name?

01:05 The name of the young actor has an initial.

01:09 PS.

01:10 PS!

01:11 I heard that he sometimes fights because of food.

01:16 Why is his face like this?

01:17 Can we call him?

01:19 He's counting the vegetables.

01:21 He said that there are only 5 pieces of vegetables.

01:23 And he's calling the commander.

01:25 He's calling me.

01:26 Why is he calling you?

01:27 We know that he's your PA.

01:30 He's your PA.

01:33 You're still in the top 2.

01:35 Go, go, go.

01:37 He's calling the assistant of a young actor.

01:40 "Why is he like this? He can't eat properly."

01:44 "Your boyfriend is like this."

01:46 He's using the...

01:48 He wants to have his own food.

01:52 He's the best.

01:54 He's the one who's always busy.

01:58 He's the one who's always busy.

02:00 He's the one who's always having a table.

02:02 He's the one who's always having a wedding.

02:05 He's the one who's always having a birthday boy or a birthday girl.

02:07 He's the one who invited you.

02:09 I think he's the one who invited me.

02:11 You thought he's the one who has a birthday.

02:13 You're the one who invited me.

02:15 You invited us.

02:17 "Oh, you're here. Have you eaten?"

02:19 "The food is here."

02:21 "Have some food."

02:23 But he's just a visitor.

02:25 He said, "It's your birthday."

02:27 I'm not the owner of KT Ringel.

02:31 You're called Agawa Momenta.

02:33 Actually, I know someone...

02:35 You know someone like that?

02:36 You know a lot of people.

02:38 But I think I'm a bit of a foul.

02:41 I'm a bit of a blind item.

02:43 But let's just call him by his name.

02:45 Mikey Quintos.

02:47 Oh, that's right.

02:50 I can't react because I'm a hypocrite.

02:53 Where's the party?

02:56 At everyone's party.

02:57 Sometimes, even at your friend's party.

02:59 That's right.

03:00 I was so embarrassed that I didn't realize that I'm like that.

03:03 At my grandfather's casual party, I was so embarrassed.

03:05 Oh, at your grandfather's casual party.

03:07 I was the one who sang at the end.

03:09 You thought he's your grandfather.

03:11 As a member.

03:12 You thought he's your grandfather.

03:13 He stole the mic.

03:14 He's the one who's full of nonsense.

03:16 He's just happy. He just wants to share happiness.

03:19 That's right.

03:20 Number 3.

03:23 This is the person who's called "Eat and Run".

03:29 You didn't notice that he's already here.

03:32 And he eats fast.

03:34 And he just took a picture and left.

03:36 I know someone like that.

03:38 I know someone like that.

03:40 I was invited to a Japanese restaurant by my friend.

03:43 He arrived on time.

03:45 And he left because he has a schedule.

03:48 I think one of my friends who's live-streaming,

03:52 he went to the back and brought food.

03:54 He was there too.

03:56 I said, "Oh, Tekla is also there."

03:59 I said, "Oh, he's here."

04:01 He went there because he has a schedule.

04:06 He has a schedule.

04:09 Is this a samurado?

04:12 It's a samurado, right?

04:13 Ouch.

04:14 Yes.

04:16 Okay.

04:18 I think you need a blind eye.

04:19 At least.

04:20 Let's go to number 2.

04:23 This is the person who's called "Gate Crashers".

04:28 Oh, yes.

04:29 They party.

04:30 But they're not invited in the first place.

04:33 They just crash when they enter.

04:35 Do you know anyone like that?

04:36 Like who?

04:39 I don't know.

04:42 Who's that?

04:43 I don't know.

04:44 That's the #class1.

04:47 You know,

04:48 Is there a show like that?

04:49 Do you know anyone like that?

04:50 I want to try it.

04:52 I think it's fun.

04:54 Yes.

04:55 But you really need to look at it.

04:57 Maybe you should be invited.

05:01 In other countries,

05:02 they're like that.

05:03 If someone's invited, they're the only ones.

05:06 You should lock in first.

05:08 But we Filipinos are welcome.

05:11 Even if you're not invited,

05:12 when you get there,

05:13 it's like you're counted.

05:16 It's already dramatic.

05:18 We get to share food.

05:19 That's why we have a lot of parties.

05:21 That's right.

05:22 I gave an excuse.

05:23 Sir!

05:24 Wow!

05:25 Here it is.

05:27 I just learned this term.

05:29 The one who likes to joke around.

05:31 That's it!

05:32 When you joke around,

05:33 you wrap me up in his dramas.

05:37 Yes.

05:38 Oh, he even sings.

05:39 I know someone like that.

05:41 We ate at the tea bar.

05:43 Sometimes, when we're not moving,

05:45 after taping,

05:46 he's at the table.

05:47 He'll leave and get it.

05:50 Oh!

05:51 That's Arian.

05:52 I'm not Arian.

05:53 That's Arian.

05:55 He's a BGS.

05:56 He brings it because he has a service.

05:58 I'm not surprised, Ma.

06:00 Yes.

06:03 He bought coffee for the group.

06:06 He brought a lot.

06:07 He didn't get anything, he took it home.

06:09 Yes!

06:10 I don't know where he hides it.

06:14 Right, Be?

06:15 We can't open it because of Mother.

06:18 You know, you'll drop it.

06:22 We met at the restaurant.

06:26 You met?

06:27 Do you have a blind item for him?

06:28 We were just sitting together.

06:30 Oh, my foot is broken.

06:32 My foot is broken.

06:34 When we go out, we share the blessings.

06:38 Oh, you understood.

06:41 We love Arian.

06:43 It's funny because we have a lot of viewers

06:46 who are related to us,

06:47 they're commenting their stories about our Top 5.

06:51 Just like Arian Labradora.

06:54 Oh, you're watching too?

06:55 Sarona Balutina of Pembo, Makati.

07:02 Pembo.

07:03 And now, Taguig.

07:06 Surprise!

07:08 Thank you very much, Mikey and Paul.

07:10 Bye!

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