00:00 You
00:02 Are those human remains you guys have a permit for that shut up Philip live you don't talk to me like that
00:19 You want me to be test? I'm just out of you Philip. I will eat your sweater vest for dinner always been a douche
00:25 Listen look you need some time off. Why don't you go back and spend a little more time with your family?
00:30 You know that all successful writers are tormented by their families you look fat, okay?
00:35 How the fuck I don't feel like much of the right and lately your books change people's lives and something I've written never changed your
00:43 Life absolutely my dining room table was wobbly as hell. I got for your laughs the book came out. It was like perfect
00:52 How's your brother doing I still live in Tucson what's wrong with Tucson
00:56 There's one gay bar, and it's full of college kids one of them asked me if I was Tyler Perry
01:00 I mean Tyler Perry lives in Atlanta, right
01:02 Any news editors they want a black book they have one I'm black and it's my book look at what they expect us to write
01:11 Would you read an excerpt?
01:12 Yo, Sharonda. Where you be going in a hurry like that if and you gots to know I was going to the pharmacy
01:20 Oh
01:22 Something's got to give if they want stereotypes. I'll give them one
01:26 What is this deadbeat dance rappers crack and splat right nobody's gonna publish this just want to rub their noses
01:35 And it we love it. What it is very
01:38 Black yes, that's it. I'm happy you said it or not me
01:45 As a joke people want to love you monk you should let them love all of it
01:48 We sold the movie rights yes, we think it is gonna be a bestseller
01:59 I'm sure white people on the Hamptons will delight in it. Yeah, we will they but they
02:04 It's gonna be huge
02:07 Can you stick around and help with mother I gotta get home. It's 8 in the morning. I'm not flying the plane
02:14 bro
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