Dennis Miller: America 180 | movie | 2014 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Dennis Miller examines the current stat of our Union.  From the blunders of President Obama's healthcare initiative, to  | dG1fVHV6cTB3WXNOQUE

Transcript

00:00 (audience applauding)

00:03 Now the president's trying to slip the burden

00:07 of having it named Obamacare.

00:08 They're calling it the Affordable Health Care Act.

00:11 I'll start calling it the Affordable Health Care Act

00:13 when he legally changes his name to Barack Affordable.

00:16 All right?

00:17 (audience laughing)

00:19 You break it, you buy it, pal.

00:22 I think Obamacare boiled down as I've fallen

00:26 and I won't get up.

00:28 Everybody always asks what the Republican alternative

00:31 to Obamacare is.

00:32 At this point, we could say leeching

00:34 and still be ahead of the game.

00:36 (audience laughing)

00:39 This isn't gonna work in this country.

00:42 My wife is dual citizen Canadian and American

00:45 and it barely works in Canada.

00:47 We've got 10 times the people here.

00:50 And Canadians are patient and nice and kind and polite.

00:55 Can you imagine what's gonna happen here

00:59 the first time they tell somebody

01:00 they gotta wait in line for eight months

01:02 for an x-ray on their arm that hurts?

01:04 They'll go insane.

01:06 It'll make the day of the locusts

01:07 look like the barn raising scene

01:09 in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, all right?

01:12 (audience laughing)

01:14 Think about the crowd at Walmart's front door

01:17 at 6 a.m. on Black Friday.

01:19 Now take away their meds.

01:22 (audience laughing)

01:24 (audience applauding)

01:28 (audience cheering)