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Dennis Miller examines the current stat of our Union. From the blunders of President Obama's healthcare initiative, to | dG1fVHV6cTB3WXNOQUE
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00:00 (audience applauding)
00:03 Now the president's trying to slip the burden
00:07 of having it named Obamacare.
00:08 They're calling it the Affordable Health Care Act.
00:11 I'll start calling it the Affordable Health Care Act
00:13 when he legally changes his name to Barack Affordable.
00:16 All right?
00:17 (audience laughing)
00:19 You break it, you buy it, pal.
00:22 I think Obamacare boiled down as I've fallen
00:26 and I won't get up.
00:28 Everybody always asks what the Republican alternative
00:31 to Obamacare is.
00:32 At this point, we could say leeching
00:34 and still be ahead of the game.
00:36 (audience laughing)
00:39 This isn't gonna work in this country.
00:42 My wife is dual citizen Canadian and American
00:45 and it barely works in Canada.
00:47 We've got 10 times the people here.
00:50 And Canadians are patient and nice and kind and polite.
00:55 Can you imagine what's gonna happen here
00:59 the first time they tell somebody
01:00 they gotta wait in line for eight months
01:02 for an x-ray on their arm that hurts?
01:04 They'll go insane.
01:06 It'll make the day of the locusts
01:07 look like the barn raising scene
01:09 in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, all right?
01:12 (audience laughing)
01:14 Think about the crowd at Walmart's front door
01:17 at 6 a.m. on Black Friday.
01:19 Now take away their meds.
01:22 (audience laughing)
01:24 (audience applauding)
01:28 (audience cheering)
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