00:00 You know what I feel like?
00:01 I feel like this could be like of mice and men,
00:04 where we just pull over to the side.
00:06 I'd talk to you about rabbits, get you all nice and calm,
00:09 put a gun against your head, and bam!
00:12 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:18 That's not funny.
00:22 How many Hail Marys is that?
00:24 It's none, because this is not a confessional.
00:28 What we're looking for, Father, is for you to go out and find the truth.
00:32 I mean, you have to ask yourself some real tough questions, like,
00:35 "What am I doing here?"
00:37 The one day I drink coffee, of course,
00:40 is the day that I drop my Bible in the toilet.
00:43 Thou shall rock and roll!
00:48 So you got that, right?
00:50 Yeah, you're the one that got me into that.
00:52 Really?
00:53 You talked about Judas Priest?
00:55 That's what made me want to become a priest.
00:58 Shouldn't we be seeing the outpoint by now?
01:00 We passed the bridge, like, an hour ago.
01:03 Maybe they'll send a rescue boat.
01:06 Who?
01:07 The guy at the store?
01:08 Oh, yeah, the guy at the store is gonna send a rescue boat.
01:11 Why did you come here?
01:13 I have nothing better to do,
01:15 so I'm out here in the woods with Father Doofus.
01:17 Rock and roll!
01:23 [laughing]
01:26 No sex, no drugs, no rock and roll.
01:36 No. Plenty of rock and roll.
01:39 Yeah, Robbie!
01:44 Oh, it's awesome!
01:47 Awesome!
01:47 (upbeat music)
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