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On July 15th, 2022 Doug Duke turned 40 years old and he vowed to bowl a perfect game. | dG1fRDYxekNFSkZ4YVE
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 On July 15th, 2022, Doug Duke turned 40 years old.
00:22 Like most rational human beings turning 40,
00:25 he vowed to bowl a perfect game.
00:29 - Am I recording?
00:30 - I think it's recording.
00:31 Hey everybody, I will bowl a perfect game.
00:33 Do either of you guys think that Doug
00:36 will actually bowl a perfect game?
00:37 - No.
00:39 - Not in a million years.
00:39 - I love you Doug, but no.
00:40 - Not now, not ever.
00:42 - I actually think he can.
00:44 - I'm willing to do the universe.
00:45 I watched "Leave the Web Before" the other night
00:47 and I'm willing to be rich, willing to be rich,
00:50 willing to be rich.
00:51 - If Doug bowls a perfect game,
00:52 I will go to Mars with Elon Musk.
00:54 - I hate bowling.
00:55 - Do you like to bowl?
00:56 - No.
00:58 - Yes.
00:59 - I think it just kind of lifts his life
01:00 as though he believes he's in a movie.
01:02 So I think it'd be a pretty cinematic thing
01:04 to happen on his 40th.
01:05 - Move, baby!
01:07 - Have you ever bowled a perfect game?
01:08 - Fuck no, dude.
01:10 - I will get a perfect game!
01:12 - I'm in the zone!
01:13 (screaming)
01:15 - This is gonna be a fucking strike.
01:17 - You're probably a fable, but you can do anything.
01:18 - Why have ye forsaken me, Lord?
01:21 (humming)
01:23 (screaming)
01:25 - I'm just trying to have the best birthday I can have!
01:27 - It's my birthday too.
01:28 And I don't think I overshadowed Kelsey's birthday at all.
01:31 - Maybe a little bit.
01:32 - I'm a great husband.
01:33 What do you think, you're making some fucking documentary
01:35 or something here?
01:36 Gonna make me look like an asshole?
01:37 (upbeat music)
01:40 (car crashing)
01:44 (upbeat music)
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