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00:00 Hi everyone, Seth MacFarlane here, and I am thrilled to share the trailer for our new
00:04 Peacock original series, Ted, telling the story of Ted and John's early days.
00:10 Let's take a look.
00:11 Hey Johnny, how bad is school gonna suck?
00:16 You're not gonna like it.
00:17 How bad?
00:18 Well it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard they become just one nut.
00:22 Holy shit.
00:24 You should be going to school every day with John.
00:27 Ha, no thanks.
00:28 You might have fun.
00:29 No, I would not have fun.
00:30 I guard the house when you guys are out.
00:32 What happened to the TV?
00:35 It was an accident.
00:36 You're going to school and you're gonna grow a fucking brain.
00:39 Oh come on.
00:40 Hey dork, you bringing your dolls to school?
00:46 It's the 90s, times are changing.
00:49 Sexual education.
00:50 Let's start with masturbation.
00:52 If you're gonna assign homework, Johnny already did it this morning.
00:55 Shut the fuck up dude.
00:57 I haven't smoked, I haven't had sex, I haven't had a girlfriend.
01:00 I'm a loser.
01:01 You and me have been best friends like our whole lives.
01:03 We're about to get high for the first time.
01:05 Can we have drugs please?
01:07 Let's do this right.
01:08 Aw man.
01:12 Can you guys believe we're like having an experience, an experience in reality?
01:23 Is there a fucking gas leak or something?
01:26 Nice costume, butt face.
01:28 It's possible that the two of you might not be total screw ups.
01:32 Take a long look, this is what life is.
01:36 Shit Teddy, I'm the last virgin in school.
01:38 We can fix this, we gotta find a buyer.
01:40 Fresh penis, get your fresh penis here.
01:43 Teddy, Jesus Christ.
01:44 Still has that new penis smell.
01:46 Will you shut up?
01:47 Alright, I'm just trying to help.
01:48 (Music)
01:51 (upbeat music)
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