I Hate People, People Hate Me | show | 2023 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

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00:00 (ice clattering)

00:02 So Davey Waller posted on his story, "RIP Grandma."

00:06 Eight minutes later, he posts a link

00:09 to his new OnlyFans video

00:11 where he's getting a train run on him.

00:14 I feel like that could have waited.

00:15 Maybe he doesn't have the brain capacity to grieve.

00:19 Did you hear that Alice from Montreal is starting a podcast?

00:24 I did.

00:26 I'm concerned.

00:27 Do you think she's interesting enough

00:28 that I'd wanna tune into her streams of consciousness?

00:32 I'd rather snorkel in piss.

00:34 I'd rather bottom for Godzilla.

00:36 I'd rather host a potluck for neoliberals.

00:38 I'd rather fuck the Blair Witch.

00:40 I'd rather go to church.

00:41 I'd rather use my tongue to trace King Kong's asshole.

00:45 I'd rather fist a garburetor.

00:47 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.

00:50 I'd rather detransition.

00:51 I'd rather suck Roseanne's titty tit tit tits

00:55 and her clitty clut clit clit.

00:58 Ugh.

00:59 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry to bother you,

01:03 but can I switch tables?

01:05 Is there a problem?

01:06 It's them.

01:08 I'd rather get fingered by a lobster.

01:12 Apologies, were we bothering you?

01:14 Yeah.

01:16 Look, sorry, I just,

01:19 I can't be exposed to your kind of energy.

01:24 It's just, you guys are frankly disgusting

01:26 and really judgmental for two binge drinkers

01:29 with an odor that travels.

01:31 Okay, thank you for the character assessment, cock.

01:38 Fuck you!

01:46 Isn't it kind of judgmental to label people judgmental?

01:55 I don't think we're bad people.

01:57 I think we can be totally wonderful.

02:02 (burps)

02:05 (upbeat music)

02:08 ♪ I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I ♪

02:13 ♪ We should have been ♪

02:17 ♪ Okay ♪

02:19 Great set.

02:33 Really, you liked it?

02:36 Yeah, totally.

02:37 (gulps)

02:39 Listen, Jovi, Shelley says

02:43 we can't afford your payout tonight.

02:45 Can I offer you a free lunch appetizer or something?

02:48 That's really fucked up, Chelsea.

02:52 You're reducing the value of my artistic labor to what?

02:56 Popcorn shrimp?

02:57 Is that offensive?

03:00 Sorry, forget I offered.

03:01 Oh no, bitch.

03:04 I want the popcorn shrimp.

03:07 Hey!

03:17 Hey!

03:18 Hey.

03:23 That's my blended white mocha!

03:25 You walked up to the counter

03:26 and stole my blended white mocha!

03:29 Oh, no, it just so happens that my name is also...

03:34 Abdul.

03:35 Oops.

03:37 Fuck you!

03:39 Fucking bitch!

03:43 Hey.

03:49 Hey.

03:51 How was your day?

03:53 Shit.

03:54 How was your gig?

03:56 Disappointing.

04:02 (lips smack)

04:04 Hey, do you wanna take the unlabeled pills

04:09 I found on the bus and sort of come what may?

04:12 Mm, it's a work night.

04:16 Maybe we keep it low-key,

04:19 just stick to booze and a Percocet?

04:21 You're so responsible.

04:25 I love our peaceful moments together.

04:32 (car engine roars)

04:35 Bitch!

04:39 (upbeat music)

04:41 ♪ Bye, bye ♪

04:44 ♪ Bye ♪

04:47 ♪ Wish I could ♪

04:50 Okay.

04:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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