Elvira's Movie Macabre | show | 2010 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfYlpYb1BHSFd2RUE

Transcript

00:00 (rock music)

00:02 - In the past, there have been tales of titans,

00:07 Gorgons, gods, and demigods.

00:11 There have also been tales of Demi-more,

00:13 but that's another story.

00:15 Tonight's tale takes us deep into the bowels of the dark

00:19 and the mistress that presides over those bowels.

00:21 - Oh, greetings, darling.

00:28 Let it be known that tonight brings forth

00:30 a classic Greek tragedy.

00:33 Emphasis on the tragedy.

00:35 Yay, and let it be known that tonight

00:37 we are doing it Greek style.

00:39 Yes, for tonight, the son of God and man,

00:43 our old pal Herc, dons his Sunday tunic

00:45 and wrangles himself some captive women.

00:47 - Has anyone ever told you that you look like Elvira,

00:52 Mistress of the Dark?

00:54 - I would take your question more seriously.

00:57 - Without that ridiculous scarf on your head.

01:02 - Go on, do it.

01:03 Do the hosting thing just like her,

01:05 only with smaller breasts.

01:07 - Hello, darling.

01:10 Welcome back to this crap-er classic.

01:14 - Now say on movie macabre.

01:16 - Screw you.

01:19 (upbeat music)

01:21 (upbeat music)

01:24 you