Elvira's Movie Macabre | show | 2010 | Official Teaser
A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfWktEQV9zdGd2eVU
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00:00 (rock music)
00:02 - My little affliction-atoes,
00:05 I may not know much about art,
00:08 but I knows what I likes.
00:10 And nowadays anyone can just like sneeze on a canvas
00:13 and call it art.
00:14 And if anyone can do that and strike it rich,
00:16 well surely as my name's Shirley,
00:18 I thought to myself,
00:20 "Self, you are creative."
00:23 - To be uncreative,
00:24 you might as well be in your grave or in the army.
00:28 - Exactly, man.
00:30 God knows I already spent enough time
00:31 laying around in graves.
00:33 That's why I decided to be all I can be
00:35 and watch Roger Corman's "Testament to the Underground"
00:38 art movement of the late '50s,
00:40 a bucket of blood.
00:42 I will whip the sour cream of sucky films into a frenzy
00:46 and dump it on the baked potato of life.
00:50 No chives, man.
00:51 No chives.
00:52 (rock music)
00:55 (rock music)
00:57 (rock music)
01:00 you