Dr Tahir Shaheer Nay Sunaya Kamiyab Jalsun Ka Ahwal

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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:03 Now we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
00:06 He was standing near the pillar and not coming inside.
00:08 But Malaika, what have you done to your hair?
00:10 Actually, I got my hair done like a saint
00:13 on the occasion of the doctor's visit.
00:15 I even got a little shave.
00:18 - Arzu, I am here. - Vicky, you keep quiet.
00:20 Doctor, look, I am here.
00:22 - Look, Akhil, I am talking to you. - Absolutely.
00:27 Okay, Dr. what will you tell us today?
00:29 Finally, the curse of the doctor has been lifted.
00:32 What have you brought today, doctor?
00:35 The poem is, "If there is a small audience, then the insult is worse."
00:39 - Wow! - "If there is a small audience, then the insult is worse."
00:44 "It's the time of big gatherings, and my gathering is bigger."
00:46 - Wow! - Wow!
00:49 - Wow! - "If there are 150 people, count them."
00:52 - Wow! - Wow!
00:53 "If you put 400 chairs, count 80,000."
00:57 "Everyone is running and walking for this competition."
01:00 "Everyone is running and walking for this competition."
01:04 "Let the gathering be on the first position on the music chart."
01:06 - Wow! - Wow!
01:08 "Look at everyone, it's my turn next."
01:11 "Someone is pulling the leg, someone is taking off the turban."
01:14 "Someone is blowing old, hollow slogans."
01:17 "Someone was sitting like a leader, but is now a chinchi."
01:20 "I don't know why, but people are also thinking"
01:27 - "that there is no light in their nature." - Wow!
01:31 Very good.
01:32 - Very good. - "Don't read poetry, it's your turn."
01:36 "The same leader is sitting, but his den is bigger."
01:39 "The same leader is sitting, but his den is bigger."
01:43 "It's the time of big gatherings, and my gathering is bigger."
01:45 - Wow! - Wow!
01:46 "And the public is shouting slogans from other cities."
01:50 - Wow! - Wow!
01:51 "Grandparents and sons are in the slogans."
01:54 "Everyone has just taken two blue notes."
01:57 - Wow! - Wow!
01:58 "The MPA has given us bottles."
02:01 "He said, listen to each one of us, you are our Uran."
02:04 - Wow! - "You are wandering alone, being useless."
02:07 - Wow! - Wow!
02:09 "Come with us, we will entertain you."
02:12 "Let's have a gathering, we will tour the whole city."
02:14 - Wow! - Wow!
02:15 "But when we return, we have a different attitude."
02:18 - Wow! - Wow!
02:19 "But when we return, we have a different attitude."
02:22 "The same lions that used to be there, are now lost."
02:25 Wow!
02:25 "Let them know that the bus tour is bigger."
02:29 - Wow! - Wow!
02:29 "The big gatherings have come, and my gathering is bigger."
02:32 Wow!
02:33 "The village is full, now the gathering is going to be grand."
02:39 Wow!
02:39 "In the beginning, the small people have to give speeches."
02:42 - Wow! - Wow!
02:43 "The village is full, now the gathering is going to be grand."
02:46 "In the beginning, the small people have to give speeches."
02:49 "They should come to put their names in the free spoons."
02:52 "They should do the night and day, with a full heart."
02:55 "They do the ratta with a lot of enthusiasm."
02:58 Wow!
02:59 "They rehearse at home for 8 days in a row."
03:02 "Sometimes they tell the mirror to the kids and wife."
03:05 "The local people and the people know them, they listen to everyone."
03:07 "Then they keep their papers in front of them."
03:10 "But still they read it wrong, they forget it often."
03:13 "Their hands and voice are on the public load."
03:16 "Their legs are always on the vibration mode."
03:19 Wow!
03:19 "In the speech, they had a mix of rations."
03:22 "They came in the mood and did the same speech."
03:25 "In my manchur, there are 2 kg potatoes, onion, ginger."
03:28 Wow!
03:29 "With chicken, coriander, chillies and spinach."
03:32 Wow!
03:33 "The hand that touched the mic, there was a shock."
03:36 Wow!
03:36 "After that, the crowd started to scream."
03:39 Wow!
03:40 "The whole gathering was made for the elders."
03:43 Wow!
03:43 "When it would not have happened, then what would have happened?"
03:46 Wow!
03:48 "And when does anyone listen to the speech?"
03:50 "Everyone is sitting idle."
03:51 Wow!
03:52 "All the relatives are sitting on the next chairs."
03:55 "They are ready to lift their chairs and the chairs of their neighbours."
04:01 "When the youth is in the mood, they lift all the chairs in their houses."
04:07 Wow!
04:08 "There is only one chair left, which has a big circle."
04:12 "The time of big gatherings has come, the gathering is big."
04:15 Wow!
04:16 Wow!
04:17 Wow!
04:19 Okay, on a very serious note, when elections are held,
04:22 like the election period has come here,
04:25 in the election period, people think that if the gathering is big,
04:31 then only that party can win.
04:33 This is not necessary.
04:34 Voting is biased.
04:36 We have seen this. If you look at the date,
04:38 there are many people who go to the gatherings of every party.
04:41 They listen to the speeches.
04:42 Now, it is becoming difficult to hold big gatherings
04:45 because people listen to everything at home.
04:46 And most of the gatherings are not translated.
04:50 We have seen this.
04:52 Don't go too far back.
04:53 If you go back a few elections,
04:55 there are many parties whose gatherings were very big.
04:57 But when it comes to voting,
05:00 from God knows where, a special prejudice arises
05:03 and the stamp is put somewhere else.
05:04 This is the first thing.
05:05 The second thing, as you mentioned,
05:07 that people are not very interested in speeches these days.
05:09 What is being said?
05:11 There is another reason for that.
05:13 When they see that the slogans are hollow,
05:16 the children who were hungry 10 years ago,
05:18 are hungry young people today.
05:21 So, no one listens to the hollow slogans.
05:25 Look, they say that a fly does not sit on a paper flower.
05:28 That is right.
05:29 It also sits on the real flower.
05:31 So, how can a person trust the paper flowers?
05:34 But there is one thing.
05:36 Whenever we talk about politics,
05:38 you should know that there can be no system better than democracy.
05:43 Elections are the best solution to everything.
05:45 You should do this by being above the party.
05:48 The person who is working in your area,
05:51 whether he is your MPA, MNA, councillor,
05:54 or any of the local bodies,
05:56 the person who is working for you,
05:59 you should definitely vote for him.
06:00 No doubt.
06:01 Because this is the filter
06:03 that those who are working will come forward.
06:06 And the second thing, as we were talking,
06:08 the leader is the one who is sitting in the chinchi.
06:12 Otherwise, a person who sits in a big car
06:14 cannot know about the problems of the chinchi.
06:15 But Mr. Haroon, suppose you become the Prime Minister for a day.
06:19 Or you are made the Prime Minister,
06:20 what will be the first thing you will do?
06:22 Although you are also sitting in the chinchi.
06:24 Look, the thing is that you are making me the Prime Minister for a day.
06:28 I cannot do anything.
06:29 I will enjoy it to the fullest.
06:31 Yes.
06:32 Very good. Very nice.
06:34 Applause.
06:35 You are saying that no one can do anything in a day.
06:37 No one can do anything in a day.
06:39 Those who are born for five years,
06:40 they enjoy it to the fullest.
06:42 Applause.
06:43 It is time for music.
06:47 Now it is Manat's turn.
06:49 Today, we have Manat with us.
06:51 So let's keep the music for some other day.
06:53 Yes.
06:54 Manat, come on. Let's have tea and listen to some music.
06:57 Okay, what have you brought today, Manat?
06:59 I have brought a song of Mr. Tujhad Ali.
07:02 Do you know, Mr. Haroon,
07:03 after the show, he goes to the singers' houses.
07:06 He sings songs in the name of God.
07:09 You found a singer in the song, but you didn't like him.
07:12 Go and ask him what is the rate of sugar in this.
07:15 Then sing a diet song for us.
07:17 Very good.
07:21 I enjoyed listening to the song.
07:23 Viewers, this was today's show.
07:25 We will meet you in the next show.
07:27 Till then, take care of yourselves.
07:28 We will take care of you for the next half an hour.
07:30 Till then, take care.
07:32 Goodbye.
07:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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