Tom & Jerry Kids S01E17 Who Are You, Kitten - Broadway Droopy - Pussycat Pirates
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00:00 And Jerry Kids, Tom and Jerry Kids.
00:05 Tom and Jerry Kids, you should.
00:09 (Music)
00:13 (Music)
00:17 (Music)
00:44 Oh, Tom!
00:46 You're a good cat, Tom, keeping that mouse out of my kitchen.
00:52 Here's your supper, and your bed is all ready right next to the warm fire.
00:57 I wonder who that could be out on such a cold night like this.
01:08 Oh, what a darling little kitty cat.
01:11 Don't you have a home?
01:14 Tom, you don't mind sharing your bed with this poor, unfortunate, homeless orphan, do you?
01:27 And I'm sure you don't mind giving your supper to this needy, hungry kitty, do you?
01:34 You're such a caring cat.
01:37 Now keep your new little friend nice and warm.
01:40 I'm going upstairs to bed. Good night.
01:44 (Laughing)
01:48 Works every time.
01:50 All you gotta do is give him the big, teary eyes and homeless orphan routine.
01:54 Sheesh, what a cinch.
01:56 Now listen and listen good.
01:58 From now on, I'm the head honcho cat around this joint, see?
02:01 So don't give me no guts.
02:04 Now scamper into the kitchen like a good pussy and make me an orange ruffy sandwich.
02:09 I'm starving.
02:11 Well, the old weeping homeless orphan has to get his own grub, eh?
02:29 Not a chick out to be free.
02:36 Listen, puss, you's is really getting on my nerves.
02:40 If there's one thing I hate, it's a buttynksy mouth.
02:48 It's a mouth spoiler.
02:50 Hey, give me them pickles.
03:05 Thomas! Are you in the kitchen?
03:08 Thomas, you should be ashamed of yourself.
03:16 Hugging all that food while there's starving orphan needs it more than you.
03:21 I'll cut you both a nice big piece of this chocolate layer cake.
03:33 Thomas, you selfish cat.
03:36 Are you comfy, little kitty?
03:46 I'm going down to the market, and while I'm gone, take special care of our little guest.
03:53 And keep that mouse out of my kitchen.
04:00 Work now, Tom, but you's is neglecting your kitchen duty.
04:04 Ah, just in time for my favorite show, the Dropout Mutant Ninja Toads Battle the Wrestling Ones.
04:18 What's the matter? You's don't like the show?
04:25 Okay, then I'll change channels.
04:30 [Music]
04:33 Aw, gee, man. I apologize for treating you's badly like this.
04:47 After all, you's only doing your job, and I'm just a poor orphan.
04:52 Let's shake and be pals.
04:55 [Music]
04:58 Hit the road, brother.
05:08 Enjoy the music, bender heads.
05:21 [Music]
05:24 Why, you little white-skinned mouse. I'll pulverize you.
05:40 [Music]
05:50 So, you want to play cops and robbers, eh?
05:54 This is more fun than video games.
06:10 [Music]
06:13 So, Chico, this is where you're at. I should have known.
06:24 Aw, gee, ma. I wasn't doing nothing. It wasn't my fault. I was just standing there.
06:33 Don't give me any of that. I know what you've been up to.
06:37 You're always running off, giving folks the big eyes, and lost homeless orphan routine.
06:43 And all you do is cause all sorts of trouble.
06:46 Out at all hours of the night, giving me premature greyhairs from worrying where the heck you are.
06:52 Oh, well, fellas. You win some, you lose some.
06:55 What did you say? Me?
06:58 Aw, come on, pal.
07:01 [Music]
07:07 [Growling]
07:10 [Growling]
07:13 [Music]
07:16 Extra, extra! Final auditions today for lead in big musical!
07:33 T-Pop, Redfoot McWolf can really tap up a storm.
07:37 But you're better, and that's why I know you're going to get the lead in this show.
07:43 What? A mangy mutt get the lead?
07:46 When they can have me, Marvelous Modern McWolf, the host of Broadway?
07:51 [Laughing]
07:54 You know what? He takes me off.
08:01 He takes me too.
08:04 Well, what do you think, BB? Pretty terrific offer, huh?
08:09 He's your leading man for sure, right? Right?
08:12 [Sighing]
08:15 What? Like I said, he's terrible, terrible, awful. Can't stand him. Won't have him in my house.
08:20 Well, Pop, looks like you're a red type six.
08:24 Yeah? Well, I'm going to get that part anyway.
08:28 Hey, pal! I got a new step to show you.
08:32 A new step? Oh, neat-o.
08:35 I'm in a pickle, huh?
08:50 Okay, where's that droopy? Forget him!
08:53 Have music, we'll dance.
08:57 [Whistling]
09:00 Thanks, son. The little guy's a Johnny on the spot.
09:23 [Whistling]
09:26 Bravo, bravo.
09:39 [Screaming]
09:42 You! I don't get it! What happened to the train?
09:50 [Thunder]
09:53 Okay, next, next, next! Who's next?
09:56 Ooh, what's your name, kid?
09:59 Droopy the Dancing Dynamo.
10:02 Give it all you got, Pop.
10:05 Okay. Hit it, maestro.
10:08 Ah, he's wonderful and real, outstanding for--
10:16 [Squealing]
10:19 I'm Dynamite.
10:22 Hey, wait a minute! Are you kidding? That was nothing!
10:25 And what about singing?
10:28 [Grunting]
10:30 Get him out of there!
10:33 [Screaming]
10:36 There! Let's see you top that, you little twipe.
10:40 Very well. [Clears throat]
10:43 ♪ Oh, give me a bone ♪
10:46 ♪ Where the buffalo roam ♪
10:49 Oh, oh, oh, no!
10:52 [Screaming]
10:55 Oh, honey, say you'll be my main man. Say it, say it, say it.
10:59 Okey-dokey.
11:02 [Screaming]
11:05 And stay out!
11:12 Right on time, Pop.
11:15 Better keep an eye out for Marlin McWolf.
11:19 Don't worry about McWolf, lad.
11:22 A herd of wild elephants couldn't get by this door while I'm on duty.
11:26 [Grunting]
11:29 That's all he knew. It only took one wild elephant.
11:32 Now to make mincemeat out of that ham-boned Droopy.
11:36 [Chuckling]
11:39 [Applause]
11:42 We're tripping like fantastic.
11:49 That little jerk gotta be right about here.
11:53 Dang! Why don't he dance in one spot?
11:59 [Grunting]
12:02 [Screaming]
12:06 I came, I sought, I conquered.
12:10 [Gibberish]
12:13 [Screaming]
12:21 Love your eye shadow.
12:24 Show business is my life.
12:29 What's so good about that?
12:34 [Applause]
12:37 Hey! Where's my mallet?
12:47 I was holding it for you.
12:50 Well, let me have it!
12:53 Okey-dokey.
12:56 I'm all over the place.
13:00 [Splash]
13:03 [Splash]
13:06 Wicky-wacky, wicky-wacky, wicky-wacky-boo.
13:09 Wicky-wacky, wicky-wacky, dooby-dooby-doo.
13:12 Wicky-wacky, wicky-wacky, what does it all mean?
13:15 Simply, I love you.
13:18 Oh, wicky-wacky, you little creep.
13:21 [Screaming]
13:24 To protect my pops, I handle the props.
13:28 Wicky-wacky, wicky-wacky, boo.
13:31 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
13:35 Flying up so high, up so high in the sky.
13:38 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, what does it all mean?
13:41 Hmm, they love me.
13:44 This ant is about to pop!
13:47 [Screaming]
13:50 I'm hanging in the tubes.
13:53 Well, I gotta admit it, the little guy's a big hit.
13:58 [Explosion]
14:01 Yep, I'm a big hit, all right.
14:04 But you're a big bomb.
14:07 [Laughing]
14:11 [Screaming]
14:14 [Laughing]
14:26 Yo-ho-ho, matey wants a cracker.
14:35 [Laughing]
14:37 Matey wants, matey gets, you flying scallop egg.
14:42 Oh.
14:44 Flying scallop egg, flying scallop egg, flying scallop egg.
14:48 Get them out!
15:00 [Screaming]
15:05 Get here on the double, you good-for-nothing, scroungy cats!
15:10 [Screaming]
15:13 Aye-aye, Captain Redbeard.
15:19 Oh, you mangy, miserable cats.
15:23 You've got just one job on this ship, you flea-bitten felines.
15:27 And what is it? Hmm?
15:32 [Mumbling]
15:35 Get the mouse, that's what it is!
15:38 [Mumbling]
15:41 Well, here it is.
15:44 Get him, get him!
15:50 Now, you dummies, this way.
15:56 I got it!
15:59 [Mumbling]
16:02 There he goes, out the poor hole.
16:05 [Mumbling]
16:10 There he is.
16:17 No, no, over there. There's the mouse.
16:20 No, no, there. Here, Buck.
16:23 There's the mouse.
16:25 Now, fast, you scurvy slime. Get that mousey!
16:29 [Mumbling]
16:32 Up, up. You've caught nothing. He's caught the mouse.
16:39 [Mumbling]
16:42 Now, fast, me Buck-o.
16:44 From now on, you are Redbeard's new official ship's cat.
16:52 Arr! You're me master mouser.
16:55 As for the rest of you pirate pussy willows...
16:59 Walk the plank, walk the plank.
17:02 Right-o, matey.
17:05 It's a walk on the pirate plank for this mangy bunch.
17:09 You're all history.
17:11 You'll make tasty tidbits for the sharks today.
17:18 Arr!
17:20 And as for you, me Buck-o, the ship is yours.
17:26 I'm going ashore for the pirates' convention.
17:29 That's me.
17:31 Hi, my name is Redbeard. What's yours?
17:35 Now, listen up, cat.
17:37 All you've got to do is make sure you get rid of that mousey.
17:45 And when matey here wants a cracker...
17:48 You make sure he gets a cracker.
17:51 Understand me, Buck-o?
17:54 Make sure he gets it.
17:58 Shove me timber, then blow me down.
18:02 Yo-ho-ho, in a bottle of diet soda.
18:05 Arr! The mouse! The mouse! Get the mouse!
18:12 Walk the plank, walk the plank.
18:15 Walk the plank, walk the plank.
18:18 Walk the plank, walk the plank.
18:22 (whirring)
18:25 (whirring)
18:53 Matey wants a cracker! Matey wants a cracker!
18:56 Mate Buck-o!
18:58 Good boy, Buck-o!
19:01 Matey wants another cracker!
19:04 Matey wants a cracker now!
19:09 The mouse! Get the mouse!
19:17 Here, you pick the mouse. Get him!
19:21 The mouse.
19:23 Matey wants a cracker!
19:28 Matey wants a cracker!
19:31 (whirring)
19:33 Cracker!
19:35 (whirring)
19:39 Thanks, mate.
19:42 Here's the cat!
19:44 Matey wants a cracker!
19:48 Matey wants a cracker!
19:50 Matey...
19:52 Mouse is on the deck!
19:54 Matey wants a cracker!
20:00 Here's the mouse! Here's the mouse!
20:05 Here's the mouse!
20:07 (gasps)
20:15 (whirring)
20:17 (electronic music)