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00:00 Special is not me, bro.

00:02 Oh, no?

00:04 Lawak Takoyak with Dato' Jalaluddin Hassan.

00:15 Peace be upon you. How are you?

00:17 Is it true that people say that you're special because you wrote "super special" on your rice?

00:22 Special is not me, bro.

00:26 Oh, no?

00:28 Is it true that you're special because you wrote "super special"?

00:30 Yes, I'm special.

00:31 Are you special?

00:32 No, I'm not.

00:33 Only people who know me know if I'm special or not.

00:35 I'm angry.

00:37 What's the fastest thing you've done in your life?

00:39 You're slow in walking and talking.

00:41 What's the fastest thing I've done?

00:43 I'm a slowpoke.

00:45 I try not to rush.

00:47 If I'm fast, I panic.

00:51 It happens.

00:52 That's a nice voice.

00:53 I heard that you're afraid of fish.

00:55 People are afraid of their boss and wife.

00:57 Are you afraid of fish?

00:58 I'm not afraid. I'm just tired.

00:59 Are you tired of fish?

01:00 I'm tired of being a fish's son.

01:02 I couldn't stand the smell of fish since I was a kid.

01:06 When I was small, I saw my grandmother feeding fish.

01:09 It was full of blood.

01:10 I couldn't stand the smell.

01:15 Give me a greeting.

01:17 Is it the same?

01:19 You don't use fish?

01:20 The smell of fish.

01:22 The smell of fish.

01:23 No, it's not.

01:24 You're just pretending.

01:26 My hand is the fish.

01:29 Do you have a new illness?

01:34 No, I don't.

01:36 I don't have a new illness.

01:38 I don't have any.

01:39 I know what your new illness is.

01:41 When you became a king, you had a sore throat.

01:43 I don't want to show you.

01:46 I was born to be a king.

01:52 I became a king twice.

01:54 Look at their faces.

01:56 He's showing off.

01:59 You were a host for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

02:02 Are you still a millionaire?

02:04 I don't want to show you.

02:05 I feel down to earth.

02:07 Because this is all God's will.

02:09 You were acting like a king.

02:11 That's the reality.

02:13 I interviewed you.

02:16 You said you were a kid.

02:18 Do you think I'm a kid?

02:20 I don't have eyes.

02:22 You never know.

02:25 What does that mean?

02:27 You're still a kid.

02:29 Can I request something?

02:33 Is it okay to be a host?

02:35 It's okay to be a host.

02:37 I'm a host.

02:40 I'm a host.

02:42 (upbeat music)

Lawak Atau Koyak S2 | Kecik Kena Bongok dengan Tok Jalal

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