Motor Mania

The Little Magic

2 years ago

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 (upbeat music)

00:31 - The motor car in the hands of the average man

00:34 is rapidly facing extinction.

00:36 Truly the average man is a creature

00:40 of strange and unorthodox habits.

00:43 Take the case of Mr. Walker.

00:46 Mr. Walker lives in a quiet, respectable neighborhood.

00:51 He is a typical average man,

00:53 considered a good citizen and of average intelligence.

01:00 He is a kindly man, courteous, punctual, and honest.

01:05 - Good morning, Mr. Walker.

01:06 - Good morning to you, Mr. Geef.

01:08 Lovely day.

01:10 - Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.

01:14 He believes in live and let live.

01:17 Mr. Walker owns a motor car

01:21 and considers himself a good driver.

01:24 (Mr. Walker coughing)

01:26 But once behind the wheel,

01:28 a strange phenomenon takes place.

01:32 Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.

01:35 His whole personality changes.

01:37 Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster,

01:40 a demon driver.

01:42 Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motor.

01:46 - Hey, Geef, watch where you're going, stupid.

01:54 (engine rumbling)

01:57 (Mr. Walker grunting)

02:00 - Hey, do you think you own the whole road?

02:06 - Hm, of course I own the road.

02:09 My taxes pay for them.

02:11 I voted for road guards.

02:13 I paid for the roads, and I'll use them.

02:15 (engine revving)

02:20 (tires screeching)

02:23 - Get off my road, move over.

02:29 Let me pass.

02:30 (tires screeching)

02:41 Ah, shut up.

02:44 Let him wait.

02:47 It's a beautiful day out.

02:50 Fresh air.

02:51 Nice music.

02:54 (Mr. Walker humming)

02:57 - Hey, get over you, road hog.

03:08 (Mr. Walker grunting)

03:13 - Signals, oh, 30 seconds gone from your life.

03:18 - Gee whiz, oh, dear me.

03:20 You busted.

03:23 - Oh, want a race, do they?

03:28 Well, you ain't gonna get ahead of me.

03:31 (tires screeching)

03:35 (upbeat music)

03:49 - Good morning.

03:50 (glass shattering)

03:58 (Mr. Walker laughing)

04:01 - What luck, a parking place.

04:07 The motorist pot of gold.

04:09 Not everyone has a spot to park in.

04:12 (Mr. Walker laughing)

04:15 (metal clanging)

04:18 (Mr. Walker screaming)

04:22 - Deprived of his protective armor,

04:24 Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker, pedestrian.

04:28 Of a pedestrian crossing the street,

04:31 it has often been said,

04:33 fools step in where angels fear to tread, or

04:43 a friend in need is a friend indeed.

04:46 (upbeat music)

04:49 Where there's a will, there's a way.

04:55 (tires screeching)

04:58 (Mr. Walker laughing)

05:09 (tires screeching)

05:12 (metal clanging)

05:18 (Mr. Walker laughing)

05:24 - Extra here, read all about it.

05:28 - Here, boy, here.

05:29 (tires screeching)

05:37 (metal clanging)

05:40 (Mr. Walker laughing)

05:45 - Safe, Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car,

05:48 with the knowledge of how the other fellow feels, except,

05:53 once behind the wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form,

05:57 and again becomes Mr. Wheeler, motorist.

06:00 (metal clanging)

06:06 (tires screeching)

06:09 (metal clanging)

06:12 - Come on, move over, get out of the way, road hog.

06:19 - Too bad, Mr. Wheeler, you've broken your toy,

06:22 but let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler, drive safely,

06:26 play fair, give the other fellow a break, and, ah, shut up.

06:30 (upbeat music)

06:34 (upbeat music)

06:36 (upbeat music)

06:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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