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Goofy - No Smoking (1951)
Wonder World
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2 years ago
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00:00
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:35
Back through the smoke of centuries,
00:37
when Columbus first set foot on the new world--
00:40
Ow!
00:41
How?
00:42
You smoke.
00:43
Natch?
00:44
Natch.
00:44
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48
Ah.
00:50
And so Columbus not only proved the world was round,
00:54
but also firm and fully packed.
00:57
Smoking became a new habit in the old world.
00:59
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:04
Fire, fire.
01:06
Yes, sir.
01:07
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:10
It got so, man could face any test
01:13
with a cigarette in his mouth.
01:15
Ready, aim, fire.
01:19
Ah.
01:21
It's a Phyllis Morrison.
01:23
Smokers could read the handwriting on the wall.
01:27
Today, they see the skywriting in the air.
01:30
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:38
The average man's habit of smoking
01:39
leaves its marks deeply imprinted upon his surroundings.
01:45
With tobacco, the smoker finds relaxation and contentment.
01:50
[SMOKE HISSING]
01:52
[GROANING]
01:55
A constant companion in his leisure hours.
02:01
Ah, that last puff before retiring.
02:04
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:07
And that first drag on a rising.
02:12
Ah, it's mild fragrance with a morning shave.
02:17
Ah, that cool inhale with coffee and toast.
02:21
A fast exhale while leaving for work.
02:27
Ah, the soothing fag to face the day's toil.
02:34
But sometimes, because of the irritated eyes,
02:36
tickling throat, dry hack, coughing, wheezing,
02:39
and the shortness of wind, the inveterate smoker
02:44
gets a strange desire to rid himself of the habit.
02:49
I quit.
02:50
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:53
There.
02:54
I feel better already.
02:56
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:59
[SQUIRTING]
03:02
[SQUEAKING]
03:05
[MUSIC PLAYING]
03:09
[SQUIRTING]
03:12
[SQUIRTING]
03:13
[QUACK]
03:14
[MUSIC PLAYING]
03:18
[THUNDER]
03:20
[MUSIC PLAYING]
03:22
[CLAPPING]
03:25
[MUSIC PLAYING]
03:28
Well, George, you've gone and done it.
03:30
I sure admire a guy that can quit smoking like you can.
03:35
It ain't easy.
03:36
If it was, I'd quit.
03:39
Quitting, giving up the habit, changed
03:41
Geef's entire outlook.
03:43
Hey, George, I'm a father.
03:45
Have a cigar.
03:46
Well, no thanks.
03:48
Almost forgot, you quit smoking.
03:49
Yeah.
03:50
[MUSIC PLAYING]
03:53
Uh, what'd I quit smoking for?
03:56
I like smoking.
03:57
I'm no quitter.
03:58
Get a lot of pleasure smoking.
04:00
I love smoking.
04:01
It's my hobby.
04:02
[MUMBLING]
04:05
[YELLS]
04:06
[MUSIC PLAYING]
04:07
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
04:09
[MUSIC PLAYING]
04:12
[LAUGHS]
04:13
[SWISH]
04:15
Hug.
04:16
[SWISH]
04:18
[HUMMING]
04:21
[MUSIC PLAYING]
04:27
[SIGHS]
04:28
[SWISH]
04:29
[SQUIRT]
04:30
Wow!
04:31
[SWISH]
04:32
Go on up.
04:33
[SQUIRT]
04:34
[MUSIC PLAYING]
04:35
[GROWLS]
04:36
[HORSE GALLOPING]
04:38
[SCREAMS]
04:39
[LAUGHS]
04:40
[THUD]
04:41
[SWISH]
04:42
[SQUIRT]
04:43
[HORSE GALLOPING]
04:44
[HISSES]
04:46
[MUSIC PLAYING]
04:49
I got it.
04:50
I got it!
04:51
Oh, I think I got it.
04:52
[HORSE GALLOPING]
04:54
[GROWLS]
04:55
[GASPS]
04:56
[MUSIC PLAYING]
04:58
[SWISH]
04:59
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:03
[SLURPS]
05:07
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
05:11
[GUNSHOT]
05:12
And the little man wins a big cigar.
05:14
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:18
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:25
[GASPS]
05:26
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:29
[GUNSHOT]
05:30
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:34
[GUNSHOT]
05:35
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:38
[GUNSHOT]
05:39
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:43
[THUD]
05:44
[MUSIC PLAYING]
05:45
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
05:49
[COUGHING]
05:52
Hey, mister, you got a cig, a fag, a pipe, nail, weed,
05:56
rope, or chaw, or cigar, or snubber, or anything?
06:00
Just anything!
06:02
Why, of course, my good man.
06:05
Have a cigar.
06:06
Oh, thank you, sir.
06:08
[MUSIC PLAYING]
06:11
[SIGHS]
06:12
Give the smoker enough rope, and--
06:14
[GUNSHOT]
06:16
--he'll hang on to his habit.
06:17
[MUSIC PLAYING]
06:21
[MUSIC PLAYING]
06:25
[MUSIC PLAYING]
06:28
[BLANK_AUDIO]
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