Donald Duck How To Have An Accident In The Home

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00:00 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪

00:02 [explosion]

00:03 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪

00:05 [duck quack]

00:06 [music]

00:13 Howdy!

00:15 I'm J.J. Fate,

00:17 the Fall Guy.

00:19 My middle name is Jonah,

00:21 and Jinx is in there too.

00:23 Hoodoo fits me like a glove,

00:25 but Fate's my name to you.

00:28 Now, this is an average neighborhood.

00:31 These are average homes.

00:34 Average people live in these homes.

00:36 And here comes an average citizen,

00:38 home from work.

00:40 [music]

00:56 Safe at home, he thinks.

01:00 [music]

01:03 Ah, yes.

01:04 Be it ever so humble,

01:06 there's no place like home.

01:10 To have an accident,

01:12 do you realize that nearly five million people

01:14 suffered in home accidents last year?

01:17 And everybody blames me, dag nabbit.

01:20 Just for example...

01:22 [music]

01:24 [squawk]

01:26 Oh, they can't help us today.

01:28 It's Fate.

01:29 Guess what, Igloose?

01:31 Fate.

01:31 Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.

01:35 [laughs]

01:36 You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.

01:39 They must be carelessly planned in advance.

01:43 So, step right up and have an accident.

01:46 The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery,

01:49 equipped with all the modern conveniences

01:52 for having an accident.

01:55 If you insist.

01:56 [crash]

01:58 He did.

01:59 [music]

02:03 This one is called a throw rug,

02:04 for obvious reasons.

02:06 [crash]

02:09 Accidents happen fast, don't they?

02:12 Let's just slow the picture down

02:16 and see how he accomplished it.

02:20 Note how easy it is to have an accident.

02:26 Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.

02:31 Hold it, we missed one.

02:32 Let's try that again.

02:33 [music]

02:43 And there you have it.

02:46 An awkward attitude by an inattentive,

02:48 accident-prone individual.

02:51 Well, here we go again.

02:53 [music]

03:13 It's hard to believe,

03:15 but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen,

03:19 with average intelligence.

03:21 Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.

03:25 He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair,

03:28 but look at the chances he takes around his home.

03:31 [music]

03:36 Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.

03:40 Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.

03:44 [mumbling]

03:47 [music]

03:51 He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth,

03:54 but so now he's cooking with gas.

03:58 [music]

04:07 He's gonna burn his hand.

04:09 [music]

04:10 [squawk]

04:11 [music]

04:12 [squawk]

04:13 A target spot.

04:15 Cleaning fluid plus stove equals a surefire method for removing spots.

04:23 [music]

04:30 He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel,

04:33 but this particular maneuver is called falling down stairs.

04:41 There are many ways of doing this.

04:43 If you aren't careful...

04:47 The bumps-a-daisy half-twist.

04:49 [music]

04:51 [thud]

04:52 Jelly roll.

04:54 [music]

04:55 [thud]

04:56 Catapult high dive.

04:59 Climbing Mount Everest.

05:02 [music]

05:04 Riding a roller coaster.

05:08 Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.

05:11 He's just careless.

05:13 [thud]

05:14 Oh, yes.

05:16 That's one I forgot to mention.

05:18 That's the last one.

05:20 [music]

05:29 I'm going to look for a safe.

05:32 [music]

05:38 This is an average neighborhood.

05:41 These are average homes.

05:43 Average people live here.

05:46 Having average accidents.

05:49 Because they don't use average intelligence.

05:53 It's like I said, don't blame fate for your carelessness.

05:59 [music]

06:10 [MUSIC]

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