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01:43 Archie, the door!
01:45 Sorry, Veronica.
01:47 [music]
01:49 [music]
01:51 Whoa!
01:53 [music]
01:56 Honestly, you're so clumsy, Archie.
01:59 Sorry.
02:00 Veronica's in top form today.
02:02 The Queen of Wine commands her loyal subject.
02:05 Archie, hurry up! I want to get home.
02:09 [music]
02:15 Guys, show Veronica a little understanding.
02:17 This is just a stage she's going through.
02:19 You mean the spoiled, self-centered, whiny, rich girl stage?
02:23 The one that started the day Veronica took her first breath?
02:26 [panting]
02:28 These sure are a lot of books you're taking home, Veronica.
02:31 You must have a lot of homework.
02:33 No, I just decided I'd rather bring all my books home every day
02:36 than memorize my locker combination.
02:39 Very sensible.
02:41 [thud]
02:42 Phew.
02:43 [footsteps]
02:46 [door opening]
02:47 [door closing]
02:49 [zipper]
02:50 Archie, the top is down.
02:52 The wind will mess up my hair.
02:55 If Veronica were a genius, she'd be Albert Weinstein.
02:59 And if she were a credit card,
03:01 she'd be the International Winers Club card.
03:04 It could be worse.
03:06 How do you figure that?
03:07 You could be Archie.
03:09 [grunting]
03:11 [music]
03:22 Hmm.
03:24 [gasp]
03:25 My spoon's dirty.
03:27 Smithers, I need a new spoon.
03:30 Oh, Smithers, hurry.
03:33 My yogurt's melting.
03:35 [footsteps]
03:38 Oh, the spoon is too big.
03:41 I need a small spoon for my dainty mouth.
03:44 Of course.
03:46 I forgot.
03:48 Hmm.
03:50 [phone ringing]
03:52 Smithers, it's too far.
03:55 Get the phone.
03:57 Someone needs a major attitude adjustment.
04:00 Just keep remembering Mr. Large
04:02 pays for six weeks of vacation every year
04:04 because there are days like this.
04:06 And smile, Smithers.
04:08 [phone ringing]
04:09 Hello.
04:11 Just a moment.
04:12 It's for you.
04:14 Hello.
04:15 Archie!
04:16 Pop Tate's Chocolate Shop?
04:19 Are you driving?
04:21 I'd love to go.
04:23 Ah.
04:24 Veronica will meet you later, Archie.
04:26 She has a chore to do.
04:28 Oh, but Daddy,
04:30 I want to go to the mall shop with Archie.
04:32 I don't want to do chores.
04:34 Young lady, I've had it with your constant whining.
04:37 You act like you're the only person in the world.
04:40 What if everyone acted like that?
04:42 I happen to think that if people were more like me,
04:45 the world would be pretty nice.
04:47 Veronica, you're a large.
04:49 Someday all this will be yours.
04:51 Running a fortune like ours is a lot of hard work.
04:54 You don't stay rich by lying around and whining all day.
04:57 Oh, but I hate hard work.
05:00 What's this chore, anyway?
05:02 Oh.
05:03 Oh, you want me to pack these up for the museum?
05:10 You have an hour before the museum workmen arrive to pick them up.
05:14 Oh, I can't do all that alone.
05:17 Oh, you won't be alone.
05:19 Smithers will be here.
05:21 I thought for a moment you were actually going to make me handle all this stuff.
05:25 What you really want me to do is supervise Smithers.
05:29 Actually, Smithers will be supervising you.
05:34 Huh? Oh!
05:45 Wow!
05:47 I've been waiting all day for this.
05:51 Here, have mine. I've lost my appetite.
05:57 Thanks, Guy.
05:59 You're in a merry mood today, Pop.
06:01 Why shouldn't I be? I own my own business, I enjoy my work,
06:04 and I make people happy all day.
06:06 Hey.
06:10 Any word on Veronica?
06:11 She's still packing some of her dad's artifacts for that museum exhibit.
06:14 I can't wait for that show to open.
06:16 I've been looking through this exhibit catalog for weeks.
06:19 There's some strange stuff in here.
06:21 Maybe there'll be an Archie's Weird Mysteries column in it.
06:24 Here's an ugly-looking fella.
06:26 "Schnickbot."
06:27 It means "granter of wishes," according to legend.
06:30 Where do you want me to put this one?
06:37 It's the last one.
06:39 Pack it in that box.
06:41 Oh, I don't see why anyone would take the trouble
06:44 to go to some lousy museum to see all this junk anyway.
06:47 I think it's boring.
06:49 Not everyone is like you, Veronica.
06:51 Maybe you should make an effort to understand how others think and feel.
06:54 Well, obviously no one is trying to understand how I think and feel.
06:58 No one knows what it's like to be me.
07:01 I wish everyone would become just like me.
07:05 Then they'd know what it's like.
07:09 There. All done.
07:11 Can I go now?
07:13 You didn't notice that...
07:16 Oh, never mind. Just go.
07:19 So Veronica actually managed to finish all the packing
07:24 before she left to meet her friends.
07:26 Amazing.
07:27 Ah, that must be the workman from the museum.
07:30 Get that, will you please, Smithers?
07:32 Do I have to? I don't want to.
07:35 Huh?
07:37 At first it sickened me.
07:47 But now I'm fascinated.
07:49 Where does he find room for all that food in that thin body?
07:52 My theory is that somewhere in that stomach
07:54 is a black hole funneling all this food
07:56 to an alternate universe where it feeds thousands.
07:59 Jughead has to have an incredibly strange metabolism
08:02 to never gain a pound.
08:05 I'm just a growing boy.
08:07 And I have room for more.
08:09 Who are we to deny this force of nature?
08:12 Pop, we need another round of burgers
08:14 for the human garbage disposal here.
08:16 Oh, but I don't want to.
08:18 Why don't you make them yourself?
08:20 Oh, why are you staring at me?
08:23 Stop it. Leave me alone.
08:25 Uh, did you just experience what I experienced?
08:28 I've heard of mood swings, but this is ridiculous.
08:31 Maximum weirdness.
08:33 But isn't the way Pop Tate is acting somehow familiar?
08:36 I'm going to use the payphone outside to call a doctor,
08:39 just in case Pop Tate is really ill.
08:41 Things can't get weirder than this.
08:43 Does this mean I'm not getting another plate of burgers?
08:46 (roaring)
08:52 Oh, hi, Veronica. I'm glad you're here.
08:58 Pop Tate is acting awfully weird.
09:00 Oh, Archie, there's a ketchup bottle on the top shelf.
09:04 I can't reach it.
09:06 (gasps)
09:08 Oh, Archie!
09:10 Archie, I'm double parked outside.
09:12 (whines) Archie!
09:14 When will I learn it can always get weirder than this?
09:17 (sighs)
09:28 Archie! Archie!
09:31 (gasps)
09:33 I'm the real Veronica.
09:36 No, I'm the real Veronica.
09:38 This should be a lot more fun than it's turning out to be.
09:41 Oh, Archie, tell her I'm the real Veronica.
09:45 (whines)
09:47 She's even worse in stereo.
09:49 On the other hand, this brings a whole new meaning
09:51 to the words "double dating."
09:53 Stop it. Leave him alone. You're ripping Archie apart.
09:57 Tell this lousy imposter to leave Archie alone.
10:00 You may look a little like me,
10:03 but I wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit like that.
10:06 Well, I make it look good.
10:09 I, Veronica Lodge, am just naturally glamorous,
10:12 no matter what I wear.
10:14 That's it. I've had enough. Quiet, you two.
10:18 Oh, but...
10:20 No, not another word. Let's separate these two.
10:23 Anything to get them to shut up.
10:25 Reggie, Jughead, take this Veronica into the stockroom
10:28 while we sort this out.
10:30 (whines)
10:32 Oh, man, my head.
10:34 Veronica, that's no imposter. That's Pop Tate.
10:37 Somehow he changed into a duplicate of you.
10:39 That doesn't make sense.
10:41 There's an explanation out there somewhere.
10:43 We'll just have to search until we find it.
10:46 Oh, that could take forever.
10:49 We can check newspapers at the library,
10:51 see if anything odd has happened in the last few days.
10:55 (footsteps)
10:57 At least the problem is isolated to Pop Tate.
11:03 Oh, no!
11:05 When am I going to learn not to say things like that?
11:08 You've always been a trendsetter, Veronica,
11:15 but this is ridiculous.
11:17 There has to be an explanation for all of this.
11:20 Look, I'm stealing my car,
11:23 or one of me is stealing my car.
11:25 Stop, thief!
11:27 (gasps)
11:28 Come back, Veronica!
11:30 You shouldn't separate from us. We'll lose you.
11:32 We'd better go after her.
11:34 Get out of my car this instant!
11:37 Oh, but it's not your car.
11:40 It's my car. I'm Veronica.
11:42 Did you see that? She stole my car.
11:48 Aren't you going to do something?
11:50 But the car's already halfway down the street.
11:53 And what if I catch her? I'll have to type up a report.
11:57 I just did my nails.
11:59 This is awful.
12:01 You should be more responsible.
12:03 But I don't want to.
12:06 Forget it.
12:08 Oh, my feet are so tired.
12:13 Why doesn't someone deliver this mail for me?
12:15 Why do all these people write letters anyway?
12:18 Do I really sound that bad?
12:21 (gasps)
12:23 Oh, I'm tired of miming.
12:28 Why can't I just tell people what I'm doing?
12:31 Oh, look at me, everyone.
12:36 I'm trapped in a box.
12:38 This is crazy.
12:40 Huh?
12:46 Keep away from me.
12:48 Oh, but I don't want to.
12:50 Oh, it isn't fair.
12:54 Don't get any closer.
12:56 Oh, why are you so mean to me?
12:59 Leave me alone.
13:01 But I never get my way.
13:04 Quit your lousy whining.
13:11 Oh, no.
13:13 (all groaning)
13:15 Oh!
13:17 (screams)
13:21 It's like looking for a needle in a...
13:23 in a needle stack.
13:25 Someone should have warned Veronica
13:27 that running into a crowd of yourself
13:29 is a good way of getting lost.
13:31 Oh, Archie, I am so sorry.
13:34 I had no idea how annoying all my whining is.
13:37 We've been looking all over for you.
13:39 I mean, the real you.
13:41 To think that just a couple of hours ago
13:43 you wished that everyone would become just like me.
13:46 What a horrible idea.
13:48 Huh? When was that?
13:50 Back when I was packing Daddy's artifacts.
13:52 But that couldn't have anything to do with this.
13:55 Hmm, I wonder.
13:58 Betty, do you still have that exhibit catalog?
14:01 Here it is.
14:03 Were you holding this when you made that wish?
14:06 Yes, I was.
14:08 The Snickbot Idol.
14:12 It's a wish list of wishes.
14:14 Apparently, Veronica's wish goes through stages.
14:17 First, someone gets whiny and selfish.
14:19 Like me.
14:21 And then the person turns into a duplicate Veronica.
14:24 Quick, call your dad and have him get that idol back.
14:27 We have to get our hands on it and reverse the spell.
14:30 (phone ringing)
14:32 Oh, you get up and answer it.
14:38 Oh, no, you get up and answer it.
14:41 Then we'll have to go to the museum on our own.
14:44 Come on.
14:46 What I don't understand is why you guys haven't been affected by my wish.
14:54 Your wish covers everyone in the world.
14:57 It probably works gradually, hitting people at different speeds.
15:00 Oh, no. That means...
15:02 Yes, if we can't reverse the wish in time,
15:05 we'll turn into Veronicas, too.
15:09 (engine revving)
15:11 It says here that the Snickbot Idol was originally kept on a high pedestal
15:17 surrounded by death traps to prevent people from taking advantage of its powers.
15:21 Sounds like a good idea to me.
15:23 That little idol is bad news.
15:26 Here's some more bad news.
15:28 The museum has faithfully reconstructed the pedestal chamber,
15:31 including the death traps.
15:33 Death traps? What's a few death traps?
15:36 If you set your mind to do something, nothing can stop you.
15:39 What's wrong?
15:47 We're out of gas.
15:49 Looks like we're going to have to run to the museum.
15:52 Oh, running, I hate!
15:55 Huh?
15:59 Sorry, force of habit.
16:05 Wait for me!
16:07 Come on!
16:09 Whoa!
16:11 How about a little rest break?
16:13 There's no time. Every second counts.
16:16 We have to find that idol before it's too late.
16:18 It was just a suggestion.
16:20 (sighs)
16:28 (footsteps)
16:30 This place is enormous!
16:38 How are we going to find the exhibit?
16:42 Let's ask that security guard.
16:44 Excuse me, do you know where the Snickbot Idol exhibit is?
16:47 Oh, how should I know?
16:52 I only work here. I think it's back there somewhere.
16:56 Come on, time is running out.
16:58 I'm not afraid of a little darkness.
17:00 I'm game if you are.
17:02 Huh?
17:06 Okay, I lied.
17:08 I am afraid of the dark.
17:10 Hold my hand, Betty.
17:12 Oh, but I don't want to hold your hands.
17:15 Hold your own hands.
17:17 Betty, not you, too.
17:19 Oh, let go of me!
17:21 You're holding my arm too tight. I bruise easily.
17:24 Oh, why'd you do that?
17:26 You're a big meanie.
17:28 Betty, don't you remember who you are?
17:30 Oh, stop it!
17:32 I'm not Betty. My name's Veronica.
17:35 What have I done?
17:40 Me and my stupid wish.
17:42 Ooh!
17:44 It was a dream.
17:49 Just a big, nasty dream.
17:51 Hello, Archikens. Pull me up.
17:54 Why would I want to do that?
17:56 Your hands are probably sweaty and icky.
17:59 Oh, yuck.
18:01 Oh, Archikens, I'm sorry.
18:03 Now I'm the only one left who's still me.
18:06 Well, technically, everyone else is me,
18:08 but the point is that I'm the only one left who can handle this.
18:12 And why am I talking to myself?
18:14 (gasps)
18:20 (magical music)
18:22 Seems safe enough.
18:27 Ready or not, here I come with another wish.
18:30 (gasps)
18:34 Okay, I think we're in deathtrap mode.
18:37 Whoa!
18:42 This isn't so hard.
18:44 Huh?
18:48 Uh-oh.
18:50 Whoa!
18:52 Whoa!
18:54 Huh?
18:56 (screams)
18:58 Whoa!
19:00 Somebody really doesn't want to make this easy.
19:04 Whoa!
19:06 A little reminder, I'm just an average, normal, rich teenage girl,
19:10 not a barbarian princess.
19:12 So let's ease up on all these ordeals already.
19:15 Oh, thank you.
19:17 I don't know how to do this.
19:19 Hmm, let's see.
19:21 Veronica Lodge here.
19:23 We had a moment a few hours back, you, me, and that box.
19:27 I made a silly little wish and you granted it.
19:30 Anyway, I was being especially whiny and selfish when I made that wish.
19:34 Well, now I know what a big pain it is being around whiners.
19:37 So I was wondering, could you take back my wish?
19:40 I gave it my best shot.
19:44 I guess it wasn't good enough.
19:46 I just wish everything would return to normal.
19:49 Uh, does that mean the wish is ended?
19:53 What are we doing out here?
20:00 Smithers, why am I eating extra scrumptious strawberry-flavored nonfat frozen yogurt?
20:05 I don't even like frozen yogurt.
20:08 All right, you jokers know you're not supposed to be in the stock room.
20:15 What's the big idea?
20:17 And why do I have wet fingernail polish on my nails?
20:20 Veronica, what happened?
20:29 Did you reverse the wish?
20:31 If you're back to your normal selves, I guess I did.
20:35 Thanks, little fellow.
20:37 Huh?
20:39 Uh, you couldn't give me a little help getting out of the room, could you?
20:44 Oh, never mind. I'll handle it myself.
20:46 Then I climbed out of the hole and reversed the wish.
20:50 Good for you. You came through with flying colors.
20:53 You saved Riverdale. And the world.
20:56 I guess I did.
20:58 I must be some tough hero type lady.
21:01 Oh! Oh, no, I broke a nail.
21:05 Just kidding.
21:08 Things are normal again.
21:10 No one in Riverdale remembers ever being Veronica.
21:13 There's only the one true Veronica now.
21:15 And believe me, one is plenty to handle as it is.
21:18 Still, Veronica is a lot less whiny nowadays.
21:21 Maybe she got a better look at herself than most people get and decided to change.
21:25 Who knows? One thing I do know is this.
21:28 Be careful what you wish for, you might get it, is always good advice.
21:32 In a little town called Riverdale.
21:36 [Music]
21:38 [Music]
22:08 Ouch!
22:10 Deek!
22:14 [Silence]
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