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00:00 [music]

00:02 Attack of the killer spuds!

00:05 Something is taking over Riverdale, one teenager at a time!

00:09 And it's turning them into zombies!

00:11 Can Archie save his friends from this ghastly doom?

00:14 Attack of the killer spuds!

00:16 [music]

00:20 [music]

00:22 What's that sound? Archie!

00:24 [music]

00:25 That's the ring!

00:26 [music]

00:27 What is going on in this town?

00:29 Archie!

00:30 [music]

00:31 That's the ring!

00:32 [music]

00:33 Who is gonna crack the case?

00:34 Archie!

00:35 [music]

00:36 That's the ring!

00:37 [music]

00:38 That redhead with the freckled face?

00:39 Archie!

00:40 [music]

00:41 That's the ring!

00:42 [music]

00:50 Things are getting weird in Riverdale!

00:53 [music]

00:54 Hey, what's that sound? Archie!

00:56 [music]

00:57 That's the ring!

00:58 [music]

00:59 What is going on in this town? Archie!

01:01 [music]

01:02 That's the ring!

01:03 [music]

01:04 Archie, Reddy, Veronica, Betty, Jughead too!

01:08 [music]

01:13 Archie's Weird Mysteries!

01:16 [music]

01:19 Don't touch that remote! We'll be right back!

01:21 [music]

01:22 We're back, and I'm still hungry!

01:25 [music]

01:26 [music]

01:33 We now return to the Monster Movie Marathon!

01:36 Jughead, haven't you seen this one already?

01:39 Of course I've seen this one!

01:41 [chewing]

01:43 Everyone's seen this one!

01:45 So why are we watching it again?

01:47 Archie, it's a classic!

01:48 A classic dud! Come on, Jughead, it's a great day outside!

01:52 Let's bust out the bikes and go for a ride!

01:54 Shh! Here comes the bit where she finds out her best friend is a mindless zombie!

01:58 Sheesh! I know how she feels!

02:00 Um, Mary? I think you should see this.

02:03 Mary? Mary!

02:07 [roaring]

02:09 You sat in front of that TV yesterday for 12 hours?

02:13 That's why they call it a marathon.

02:15 No, that's why they call it the boob tube.

02:18 [roaring]

02:20 They get us to the TV station so this boob can pick up his prize.

02:26 So, tell me about this contest again.

02:28 Well, it's like I said.

02:30 When the movie marathon ended at midnight, I was totally in the zone.

02:34 The zone?

02:35 When you're so wrapped up in something that you don't even notice the world around you.

02:39 You know, the zone.

02:41 Anyway, that's when the lady from the station comes on and says,

02:44 "We've got a prize for the first person who can call in and name all the movies in today's marathon."

02:49 Huh?

02:50 Well, if there's anything that can snap me out of the zone, it's freebies or food.

02:56 Or in this case, both.

03:03 You've got to be kidding!

03:05 A potato? What kind of lousy prize is a potato?

03:09 Why, it's a lucky potato for a lucky couch potato like yourself.

03:14 Gee, thanks!

03:16 Hey!

03:18 Come on, spud boy.

03:20 The Earthling promised one of them some sort of prize.

03:31 I knew you'd like that, Master. I knew you'd like that a lot.

03:35 Jughead, you can't just sit in front of that TV all your life.

03:46 Yuck!

03:47 Big game tonight. Riverdale versus Springfield. What do you say?

03:51 I say you're blocking the view.

03:53 You're going to turn into a couch potato.

03:56 You say that like it's a bad thing.

03:58 Look, watching a little TV is one thing, but it's not too cool when it keeps you from having a real life.

04:04 Fine. I'll catch you at Pops tomorrow. Deal?

04:07 Suit yourself.

04:10 [Springfield]

04:12 Oh, Alex, I'm so glad you're here.

04:21 What's wrong?

04:26 What the? Let go!

04:30 [Screaming]

04:32 [Screaming]

04:59 I'm getting a little worried about Jughead.

05:01 You're telling me. He's turning into a couch potato.

05:04 That's not what I'm talking about.

05:06 Uh, Jughead?

05:10 It's nice to see you out of the house there, buddy, but, uh, what's with the pot?

05:15 Dirt is good for you, Arch. It's rich in nutrients that can be absorbed through the feet.

05:20 Uh, okay.

05:22 I think your freaky friend has finally flipped.

05:26 Say, Arch, you can make it one of your stories.

05:29 The Weird Mystery of Jughead's Bogus Brain.

05:33 Note the bags under his eyes.

05:35 I theorize Jughead is suffering from sleep deprivation.

05:38 Jughead, did you stay up all night in front of that tube again?

05:42 Mm, I'll tell ya. Pop makes the best french fries in town.

05:47 Huh?

05:49 [Screaming]

05:51 This blouse came from Paris.

05:55 [Laughing]

05:57 The fries are good, but they're not that good.

06:00 Oh, I'd never eat french fried potatoes. No one ever should.

06:04 Huh? Did our Jughead just say he'd never eat french fries?

06:09 I think he is suffering from sleep deprivation.

06:12 Promise me you'll go home and get some shut-eye.

06:16 Only if you'll keep my new friend's company while I'm gone.

06:19 Your new friend's?

06:21 Nice. He ruins my blouse and gives me a potato.

06:25 Poor Jughead.

06:35 He'll be normal after a good night's sleep.

06:38 Jughead will never be normal.

06:40 So, Archie, are you still coming over for that movie tonight?

06:43 Yeah, sure. But right now, let's get out of here before Pop finds this mess.

06:49 [Gasp]

06:50 Not so fast, Archie!

06:52 [Laughing]

06:53 I want to put my arm around Betty, but I've got to play it cool.

07:03 I hope he puts his arm around me, but I don't want to look too anxious.

07:07 Popcorn?

07:10 Uh, sure. Thanks.

07:13 Oh, too anxious. I scared him off.

07:16 Was that a signal?

07:18 Aw, gee. I'm too nervous.

07:21 I've got to make my move, but when?

07:23 When you're so wrapped up in something that you don't even notice the world around you.

07:28 You know, the zone.

07:30 That's it. The zone!

07:32 The what?

07:33 Uh, the phone. Didn't you hear the phone ringing?

07:36 I don't think so.

07:38 [Chuckling]

07:40 As soon as Betty gets into the zone, I'll make my move.

07:44 This is it.

07:46 Careful now. Careful.

07:49 [Groaning]

07:51 What the? Was that my shirt?

07:53 Smooth move, Andrews.

07:55 Phew. I don't think she noticed.

07:58 I thought he was going to put his arm around me. I wonder why he stopped.

08:01 Oh. Oh, Archie.

08:04 Better not look or I might scare him off again.

08:07 Hey, that wasn't my shirt. What the?

08:11 [Siren wailing]

08:14 Ew.

08:21 Uh, Betty? The potato you put in your purse?

08:24 I think you should see this, Betty.

08:27 Betty!

08:29 [Grunting]

08:37 Oh, no, you don't.

08:40 Betty! Betty, snap out of it!

08:43 Archie? Oh!

08:46 Are you okay?

08:49 Sure, but what's going on?

08:51 I don't know, but I think we need to talk to Jughead about his new friends, the potatoes.

08:56 Something really weird is going on.

09:03 You're telling me. How could ordinary potatoes do this?

09:07 And if potatoes did this, where are they now?

09:10 I don't know, but I'm going to call the police.

09:13 [Gasping]

09:15 [Groaning]

09:17 Uh-oh. Too much excitement for Betty.

09:21 I think she's fainted. Eh, boy?

09:24 [Growling]

09:25 What the? Jughead and... Jughead?

09:29 Hiya, Arch.

09:32 We'll be back faster than you can say Pythagorean Theorem.

09:36 It's Archie's Weird Mysteries.

09:40 I don't believe this.

09:45 Glad you could stop by.

09:47 You're not Jughead. What are you?

09:50 I was once a mere potato, but I have been liberated by the master.

09:55 Freed by the great potato.

09:58 The great potato?

10:00 [Growling]

10:02 Yes, I share his thoughts and do his bidding.

10:10 And thanks to him, starting tonight, potatoes will rule the earth.

10:16 Betty!

10:22 [Growling]

10:24 Huh?

10:26 [Growling]

10:28 It's too late, Arch.

10:31 Even now, the master's thoughts are being broadcast to all the potatoes of Riverdale.

10:38 Potatoes that will buy their time.

10:42 Waiting until the humans aren't paying attention.

10:54 Waiting for the perfect moment...

10:58 to attack and absorb the human life force.

11:06 But what happens to the people?

11:10 They're happy just sitting there.

11:14 You know, like in the zone.

11:21 [Growling]

11:23 Never having to think or do anything ever again.

11:31 Never having to think or do anything ever again.

11:37 Kind of like watching television forever.

11:42 Pretty cool, huh?

11:44 [Growling]

11:47 [Growling]

11:49 If you don't believe me, ask Betty.

11:59 Join us. You'll like it, Archie.

12:06 Come on, Arch. Everyone's doing it.

12:10 Huh?

12:14 [Groans]

12:16 Get off me!

12:19 Huh?

12:21 [Groans]

12:23 Oh, no, you don't!

12:25 [Groans]

12:26 Take that!

12:28 Huh?

12:32 Yipe!

12:34 [Panting]

12:37 [Grunts]

12:43 [Tires screeching]

12:45 He's getting away.

12:47 You can run, Archie,

12:49 but you can't hide from the eyes of the Great Potato.

12:53 Listen, everyone. We've got to hide from the potatoes.

12:59 Oh, Archie Kims, you can't hide from the potatoes.

13:09 Yeah, weren't you listening to Jughead?

13:13 The police. I've got to try the police.

13:22 I wouldn't do that if I were you.

13:24 Ah!

13:26 Whoa!

13:28 Sorry about that. Are you okay?

13:35 Dilton? Is it really you?

13:38 It's me, all right. I've tried the police.

13:41 You don't want to go there.

13:43 Potato zombies?

13:45 Heck, until I saw you running into Pops,

13:48 I thought I was the last human in Riverdale.

13:51 Jughead said there was some Great Potato behind all this.

13:54 He must be behind the microwave transmissions I detected with my lab equipment.

13:58 Microwave transmissions?

14:00 Right. And if we can stop them, the potatoes should return to normal.

14:04 Only, we don't know where the transmissions are coming from.

14:08 Yes, we do. The TV station. They gave Jughead a potato.

14:12 They broadcast their programming with a microwave dish.

14:16 Come on, let's go.

14:19 (tires screeching)

14:21 We'll never get to the controls with all those potatoes in there.

14:41 Maybe we can override them directly from the transmission tower.

14:45 There. We just need to get to that control box.

14:48 If we can stop the microwave transmissions,

14:51 that Great Potato will lose control of the potato zombies.

14:54 Uh, I don't think he wants us to do that.

14:57 And now, back to Archikin's Weird Mysteries.

15:11 (zombies growling)

15:14 Whoa!

15:29 Wait for me!

15:39 They're throwing potatoes!

15:42 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

15:54 Huh?

15:57 It's got me!

15:59 You're not gonna get him, Lego!

16:02 (grunting)

16:05 Come on, Dilton!

16:12 Faster, Dilton!

16:21 (yelps)

16:30 (grunts)

16:32 (laughs)

16:34 Oh, no, you don't.

16:36 Dilton?

16:38 Guess again.

16:41 Yipe!

16:43 Go, Archie! Go!

16:46 Your only chance, Archie!

16:48 Your only--

16:59 (laughing)

17:02 O-R-G!

17:05 Whoa!

17:25 Whoa!

17:29 All right!

17:31 Whoa!

17:33 Time to become one with the Great Potato.

17:44 (grunts)

17:46 (grunts)

17:51 (grunts)

17:53 (grunts)

17:55 Whoa!

18:07 (yelps)

18:11 Ew!

18:16 (grunts)

18:18 (grunts)

18:20 Whoa!

18:25 Ooh!

18:35 (barks)

18:41 (laughing)

18:47 Hey, cut it out!

18:49 Hey, you did it, Archie! You-- ow!

18:59 I guess you're right. I did.

19:02 I-- I don't know where the Great Potato came from.

19:06 I think I know how we got here.

19:15 (yelps)

19:17 (yelps)

19:29 Whoa!

19:43 Archie! Archie, turn on the dish!

19:46 What?

19:48 Turn on the dish and increase the frequency to full power!

19:52 What-- what happened?

20:10 When you increase the frequency, you change that giant microwave transmitter into a giant microwave oven.

20:17 Anyone for a baked potato?

20:20 I don't know what happened to the Great Potato after that,

20:25 but his ship flew away and we never saw any of his kind again.

20:29 As for Jughead, well, he still watches TV, but now he's doing other things, too.

20:37 Like I told him before, watching a little TV is great,

20:40 but too much can turn a guy into a zombie.

20:43 And for the nation's big produce suppliers, one weird mystery still remains.

20:48 Why no one orders potatoes anymore...

20:51 in a little town called Riverdale.

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