Unbitten | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Three vegan vampires, one water nymph, two sorcerers, and one lease. | dG1fbTFDdDdwRnUxdFE

Transcript

00:00 [Music]

00:29 That's enough! You don't own the house.

00:32 You need to arrive here before noon to find the true owner and bring them here.

00:37 Aha! Cole Kirkland!

00:40 You want me to bail you out so you can keep living illegally in my long dead relative's place?

00:44 Yes!

00:45 What's in it for me?

00:46 Writing materials?

00:48 What do you mean they found an heir?

00:50 His name is Cole. He's single and a bad writer.

00:53 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!

00:55 [Music]

01:02 This is insanity! We just have dietary differences!

01:06 Can it, mother sucker!

01:08 [Music]

01:25 So you've hired yourself a merman?

01:27 We prefer aqua Americans.

01:29 [Music]

01:32 (whooshing)