Fast Friends (Winnie the Pooh)

Try The Fun

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00:00 ( music playing )

00:03 Jump, Piglet!

00:14 Help! Oh, help!

00:16 More scared, Piglet?

00:18 I'm afraid I'm too afraid to be more afraid.

00:21 I don't blame you, Piglet.

00:23 I'm terrifying, aren't I?

00:26 Tigger's always played a bad guy best.

00:28 Where's the ladder?

00:30 How can we save Piglet without my portable ladder?

00:33 This ladder is too short.

00:35 That's what makes it so portable.

00:38 Too high! It's too high!

00:44 What? Hmm.

00:46 Now, where's that reverse?

00:48 I'll have you down before you can say--

00:51 Better try the net.

00:55 Jump, Piglet!

00:57 Oh, I don't think I can.

00:59 But it's easy, Piglet.

01:01 Just do this.

01:03 Help!

01:04 Hmm.

01:05 That's learner.

01:07 Rabid! What kind of ( whistling )

01:15 saving was that?

01:17 Well, I did my part, just as I was supposed to.

01:20 Looks like you're short one lifesaver.

01:22 Good morning, everyone.

01:24 Hmm. You're late!

01:26 Where have you been?

01:28 I believe I've been right here.

01:30 Although I did spend some time over there, too.

01:33 You missed the fire drill.

01:35 Missed the whole thing.

01:38 You're even running too late to be late, Pooh Boy.

01:41 You are, without a doubt, the slowest bear there is.

01:45 Why, thank you, Rabid.

01:47 You can't go around being late all the time.

01:50 Late for this, late for that.

01:53 Just won't do, Pooh.

01:55 Throws everything out of whack.

01:58 Destroys the balance of things.

02:01 Is there anything I can do to put things back in whack?

02:06 Well, you could start by being on time for once.

02:09 It's best, Pooh, if you don't wait until the last minute.

02:13 Yes, Piglet.

02:15 But I never know which is the last minute.

02:17 There always seem to be more minutes left over.

02:20 If you move any slower, Buddy Bear,

02:22 you're going to be going backwards.

02:24 Stop by dinghy, that's it.

02:27 What's it?

02:28 A way to get everything back on track.

02:31 We'll speed the bear up.

02:33 We'll get him moving like the wind itself.

02:38 Once you take the specifications of that fluff-filled head

02:42 and Pooh's stomach into consideration.

02:45 And just when are you going to speed him up?

02:48 Keep your ears on.

02:50 It's going to take some time to get Pooh on time.

02:53 And you're certainly taking enough time with all this nonsense.

02:57 I'll get Pooh moving.

02:59 Oh, good.

03:00 Perhaps we'll have time left over for something sweet.

03:04 Well, good luck.

03:06 I'll be waiting when you give up.

03:09 Now, this, Pooh Bear, is a schedule.

03:12 Something I am never without.

03:15 If you follow it faithfully, you'll be moving faster than...

03:19 Well, whatever you choose to move faster than.

03:22 Oh, my.

03:24 I've never seen anyone waste so much time so quickly.

03:28 [laughing]

03:29 You're getting him moving faster.

03:31 All right.

03:32 Slowly.

03:34 The secret to not being late, Pooh, is taking shortcuts.

03:38 And to do that, you find the straight line,

03:40 which is the shortest distance between two points.

03:43 Between those points is where I'll find enough time.

03:47 Exactly, Pooh.

03:50 Ouch!

03:51 Is this one of the points I'm looking for?

03:54 Beep, bleep.

03:55 No, Pooh, that's a pine cone.

03:58 Oh, dear.

03:59 I don't think this is going to work.

04:01 I figured out your problem, Pooh Boy.

04:04 You got no stripes.

04:06 But, Tigger, how will stripes make me faster?

04:10 They'll make you faster 'cause they're raisin stripes.

04:13 [laughing]

04:16 Hmm, I'm going to have to get a new brush.

04:19 About ready to call it quit, are ya?

04:23 Get yourselves ready for the new, improved, faster Pooh Bear.

04:29 Excuse me, Gopher, but what exactly will I have to do?

04:33 Not a single thing, Pooh Bear.

04:36 My fully automatic, solar-powered, woodgrain,

04:39 speeder-upper is going to do it for ya.

04:42 All you got to do is go for it.

04:45 [Pooh Bear roars]

04:47 You did it!

04:48 He's flying like no Pooh Bear's flied before!

04:52 I never thought I'd see the day he moved like that.

04:56 Oh, dear.

04:58 The only thing I don't understand about this not being slow business

05:04 is when shall I ever find time for lunch?

05:07 Rabbit, do you think Pooh's being so very fast

05:12 is really such a very good thing?

05:14 Of course it isn't good. It's wonderful.

05:17 We've been trying to speed that bear up forever.

05:21 On the other hand,

05:30 the new Pooh is a menace to everyone.

05:33 Don't be ridiculous.

05:35 The only good Pooh are the fast Pooh.

05:38 But I wish he wouldn't do that.

05:40 What's everybody complaining about?

05:43 Pooh's perfect.

05:45 He's the fastest bear on to--

05:48 [Pooh Bear roars]

05:50 Mr. Stuttheim, buddy bear!

05:55 Back to the drawing board, Gopher.

05:57 Your perfect bear isn't.

06:00 You ain't just whistling Dixie, honey.

06:05 There is positively absolutely guaranteed to slowing down.

06:12 Let's see how that speed demon handles plan two.

06:20 But how will this slow Pooh down?

06:25 Um, a bear crosses bridge, bridge falls,

06:30 bear drops into water.

06:32 Simple as that.

06:35 By diggy, the specifications clearly state

06:40 that the bridge should have--

06:42 [Pooh Bear screams]

06:45 Now he's gonna get plan three.

06:50 Soon as he hits there, he'll--

06:54 Dang nabbit!

06:56 There's just no slowing that bear down.

07:00 And if we don't slow him down, we'll have to--

07:03 By diggy, I got it!

07:06 Beautiful day as days go.

07:11 Birds in the trees, flowers here and there.

07:15 Not to mention one of those.

07:19 I'm sorry, Eeyore.

07:28 I was trying not to be late.

07:31 Don't see why you're in such a hurry.

07:34 Sooner you get to a place,

07:36 the sooner somebody asks you to leave.

07:39 Perhaps I should ask the others where it is I should be

07:44 that I'm not.

07:45 Mind if I tag along to find out what you're talking about?

07:50 What a good idea, Eeyore.

07:52 That way we can find out together.

07:55 Only one thing to do, and that's restore the balance.

08:00 Restore the what?

08:01 The balance, the natural order of things.

08:04 And just how do you propose we do that?

08:07 Easy. We can't slow Pooh down, so we speed up.

08:13 What a perspiring idea.

08:15 Just what I'd expect from a gopher.

08:17 Hmm, I suppose it might just work.

08:21 From this second on, we do everything double time.

08:25 Better yet, make that triple time.

08:27 And we'll do it together to make sure it gets done right.

08:31 Must get the harvesting done.

08:34 It's time for winter. Time to find new crops.

08:38 I must finish my spring cleaning.

08:40 There, all done. Now for next year's.

08:43 Mustn't wait till the last minute.

08:45 Gotta get new tunnel, dug, no time to dawdle.

08:49 Gotta get on Pooh's standard time.

08:52 ( screams )

08:53 ( laughs )

08:54 I'm gonna have to bounce my tail off to be as fast as Buddy Bear.

08:58 Um, Tigger?

09:01 I know I'm late for something because I always am.

09:06 If I don't remember what it is soon,

09:09 I shall very likely be late for being late.

09:12 Don't know how much longer I can keep up this pace.

09:16 Oh, Robert.

09:18 I'm afraid very small animals such as myself get tired rather quickly.

09:24 Excuse me, piglet.

09:27 ( grunts )

09:29 I can't tunnel another inch at this speed.

09:35 I don't think I can bounce another bounce.

09:38 I think I have missed something very, very important.

09:42 Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for being late.

09:46 Why, Pooh, you are. You're late.

09:51 It worked.

09:53 We don't have to hurry anymore.

09:55 But aren't you all angry with me?

09:58 No.

10:00 'Cause not being on time is right on time for a Pooh Bear.

10:04 Does that mean I'm on time for whatever it is I'm not on time for?

10:09 Precisely.

10:11 You can take your time for all the time you want.

10:15 You're not late, Pooh. You're just Pooh.

10:18 Yes. Now I see.

10:20 If being late means being me, then that's what I shall be.

10:25 So long as it doesn't mean being late for breakfast.

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