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00:00 [The End]
00:04 [Donald Duck Theme]
00:10 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:12 One guess, guess who?
00:15 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:18 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:21 Who's never wrong, but always right?
00:24 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:27 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:30 No one, but Donald Duck!
00:33 [Donald Duck Theme]
00:46 Welcome to the Grand Canyon,
00:48 nature's masterpiece and wonder of the world.
00:51 Ahem, spread out little folks, this is CinemaScope.
00:55 Ah, that's better.
00:57 Now, Mother Nature started carving this canyon millions of years ago.
01:02 It's over 200 miles long and 4 to 18 miles wide.
01:06 Amazing!
01:07 And mind you, at this point, it's a mile deep.
01:10 A mile deep?
01:12 Ah, ah, ah, ah, no throwing of rocks into the canyon.
01:17 If we all threw rocks into the canyon,
01:19 pretty soon we wouldn't have a canyon, would we?
01:22 Now, as I was saying, when you look at the canyon from this point...
01:26 Well, well, a sandpaga.
01:31 Oh, boy!
01:32 Ah!
01:34 Please, don't bother the Americans.
01:38 [Mumbling]
01:41 Very, very interesting.
01:48 You again.
02:01 Tourist. Trouble, trouble, trouble.
02:03 [Sneezing]
02:11 [Sneezing]
02:14 [Mumbling]
02:16 [Mumbling]
02:19 [Mumbling]
02:22 [Screaming]
02:24 No yelling, please.
02:26 [Whistle Blowing]
02:28 Now, as we hit the trail to the floor of the canyon, there is nothing to fear.
02:31 Keep your arms in, no staring in the saddle, face the front, no talking to the burrows.
02:35 Trail home!
02:37 Beautiful shot.
02:42 Very good. A magnificent view.
02:56 [Mumbling]
02:58 This is halfway point. Now, if you look up there, you'll find the limestone is different from the canyon.
03:04 Mr. Merchant.
03:05 Hmm?
03:06 Will you take my picture?
03:08 Why, certainly. Hold it.
03:10 Trail home!
03:14 Okay, boy. Let's go.
03:16 [Mumbling]
03:18 Oh, boy. What a shot.
03:29 [Whistle Blowing]
03:37 [Whistle Blowing]
03:38 [Mumbling]
03:45 On this hand, you have the Tonto Plateau.
03:48 And on the other hand, you have...
03:50 Oh, my goodness. It's you again.
03:54 And just where is your burrow?
03:57 It's up there.
03:58 Well, you must have a burrow. Against the rules, you know.
04:02 Just a minute, folks. I'll be right back.
04:04 [Mumbling]
04:08 Now, now, let me handle this.
04:14 All right. Come on, now. Straighten up there.
04:17 Most unbecoming of burrow.
04:19 Beginning to look a little shaggy like an old lion.
04:22 A lion?
04:24 It's impossible. The last lion seen in the canyon was during the Civil War.
04:28 So that couldn't be you.
04:30 Or could it?
04:42 It's a lion!
04:44 Fire!
04:46 [Screaming]
04:48 [Whistle Blowing]
04:55 Speed limit on the trail. Rigidly enforced.
04:58 I'll be delayed a little longer, folks.
05:10 Put those rocks back.
05:12 I got it.
05:24 [Whistle Blowing]
05:26 I should have stayed in the Postal Service.
05:36 [Thunder Rumbling]
05:38 Don't wait any longer, folks. Run for your lives!
05:45 [Thunder Rumbling]
05:47 [Screaming]
06:04 [Thunder Rumbling]
06:06 Well, I hope you're satisfied.
06:10 You too have, in a matter of minutes,
06:13 messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.
06:17 The National Park Rule Book states, and I quote,
06:20 "When a natural object is marred or defaced, it must be restored to its original state."
06:25 So, start digging!
06:29 [Music]
06:32 [Music]
06:35 [Music]
07:00 [Music]
07:03 [Music]
07:28 Have fun, fun, fun at Brompton National Park!
07:32 Oh dear, they're here, they're here.
07:36 Welcome to Brompton National Park.
07:40 And now a few rules.
07:42 No hunting, no fishing, no swimming, no drinking, no fires,
07:45 no going over to the end, if you go into that section, but don't do that either.
07:48 And remember, don't molest the bears.
07:52 And now have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Lots of fun.
07:56 [Music]
07:59 Fellows, fellows, please, your attention.
08:09 [Music]
08:13 Now the guests are here. Yes, they're here.
08:23 Now there's been lots of advertising, and there's a tourist for each and every one of you.
08:28 Oh yes, last year we had one complaint of stealing.
08:35 Shame!
08:38 We won't mention any names, will we?
08:41 But if it happens this year, the supreme penalty.
08:50 [Burps]
08:53 I expect you to make me the atmosphere and mix me the tourists, that's a must.
08:56 Okay, mix it up boys, mix it up.
08:59 [Music]
09:02 [Music]
09:16 [Music]
09:19 [Music]
09:28 [Music]
09:43 Oh yeah.
09:45 [Music]
09:48 Pick it up, let's keep the park clean.
10:09 [Music]
10:12 [Music]
10:15 [Music]
10:25 Oh, thank you.
10:29 [Music]
10:32 Elbows.
10:38 Ah, first air.
10:40 Some there, and some there, and over here, and there, and some there, and oh boy.
10:43 Oh yeah.
10:45 How did you like it?
10:49 [Music]
10:53 [Music]
11:04 Can't you see I'm eating?
11:06 [Music]
11:10 [Music]
11:13 What's the matter with that one?
11:34 [Music]
11:38 [Music]
11:41 [Music]
11:47 [Music]
11:56 [Music]
12:04 [Music]
12:07 [Music]
12:13 [Music]
12:18 [Music]
12:30 [Music]
12:33 [Music]
12:40 [Music]
12:45 [Music]
12:58 [Music]
13:01 [Music]
13:07 [Music]
13:13 [Music]
13:19 Uh-oh, boys, let's not litter the park.
13:22 All right, get busy. Keep the park clean.
13:24 Pick up this, and this, and this, and that, and this over here, and this, and this, and go over and get that, and go over and get...
13:28 [Music]
13:33 [Music]
13:36 [Music]
13:39 [Music]
13:45 [Music]
13:48 [Music]
14:04 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
14:10 One guess, guess who?
14:13 Who never, never starts an argument?
14:16 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
14:19 Who's never wrong, but always right?
14:22 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
14:25 Who gets stuck on a bad luck?
14:28 No one but Donald Duck.
14:31 Howdy, I'm J.J. Fate, uh, Fall Guy.
14:39 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there, too.
14:43 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.
14:48 You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their accidents.
14:54 For example, my day usually starts like this.
14:59 [Alarm clock rings]
15:05 You can see Mr. Duck is very punctual.
15:09 Here comes Daddy!
15:12 The master has arrived!
15:21 Do you want to kill somebody?
15:25 Daddy's right.
15:27 Somebody can slip and make it out.
15:31 Take it outside! Take yourself! Don't do that!
15:35 Take your dog! Take your dog! Be careful!
15:38 What's with the door?
15:40 Daddy's right.
15:42 Mm-hmm.
15:45 Whatcha gonna do? Wake yourself up?
15:48 Daddy's right.
15:51 Daddy's still right.
15:54 He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.
16:00 That's what I like to see.
16:03 But when he arrives at work,
16:06 oh, he checks in and his mind checks out.
16:10 Uh, Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear!
16:16 Oh, sorry, I don't have unnecessary equipment.
16:20 Where am I?
16:27 Strictly nowhere.
16:29 Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?
16:32 It's fat! That's what it is! Fat!
16:36 Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
16:40 Heh!
16:41 Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof,
16:44 but everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of hay!
16:49 Anyone for cribbage?
16:55 At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.
17:00 But...
17:02 now he's playing with fire.
17:05 Oh, no! Not there, stupid!
17:08 See what I mean?
17:11 Think! That's a good thought.
17:24 Keep your thoughts on the job,
17:27 or your job might become...
17:30 a headache!
17:33 He really got a bang out of that one!
17:37 This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb...
17:51 Translation, work should have flat concentration from you,
17:56 or you may become flat work.
18:00 You know, since time began,
18:07 man has sought to harness the powers of the universe,
18:11 blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own ingenuity,
18:15 creating colossal behemoths to benefit mankind,
18:19 and tremendous power plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines,
18:24 with their symphony of movement and rhythmic beat
18:27 that keep man and machine working together as a coordinated team,
18:32 turning out production to gladden the heart of management!
18:36 [music]
18:39 He's not pinning this on me!
19:03 Boy, am I hungry!
19:06 My arms!
19:10 Goddamn machine!
19:12 Don't throw a monkey wrench in the machine!
19:17 [explosion]
19:21 [explosion]
19:24 [music]
19:33 [music]
19:36 Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.
19:54 Soon through!
20:00 Oh boy, treasure time!
20:03 They're off and running, it's Grills in the lead,
20:14 Alvin's second by a head, and Williams third,
20:16 going into the clubhouse, turn, it's Nichols by a neck,
20:19 Berg is bolting, Kinney is third and out of twist,
20:21 in the back stretch, it's Kimball closing ground on call,
20:24 and title coming upon story!
20:29 And on his own time, too.
20:32 Well, that's fate.
20:37 Oh, what am I saying?
20:41 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
20:54 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
20:58 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:01 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:04 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:07 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:10 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:13 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:16 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:19 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:22 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:25 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:28 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:31 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:34 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:37 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:40 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:43 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:46 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪
21:49 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
21:53 Ah, yes.
21:55 Be it ever so humble,
21:57 there's no place like home.
22:00 To have an accident.
22:02 Do you realize that nearly five million people
22:05 suffered in home accidents last year?
22:07 And everybody blames me, dag nabbit.
22:10 Just for example...
22:13 Everything happens to me.
22:18 It's fate.
22:20 That's what it is, fate.
22:23 Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
22:26 You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.
22:30 They must be carelessly planned in advance.
22:33 So step right up and have an accident.
22:36 The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery
22:40 equipped with all the modern conveniences
22:43 for having an accident.
22:45 If you insist.
22:49 He did.
22:51 This one is called a throw rug for obvious reasons.
22:57 Accidents happen fast, don't they?
23:03 ♪ Let's just slow the picture down ♪
23:07 ♪ And see how he accomplished it ♪
23:11 ♪ Note how easy it is to have an accident ♪
23:17 ♪ Just a few carelessly misplaced objects ♪
23:22 Hold it, we missed one. Let's try that again.
23:25 And there you have it.
23:37 An awkward attitude by an inattentive, accident-prone individual.
23:42 Well, here we go again.
23:46 [groans]
23:48 [grunts]
23:56 [groans]
23:59 It's hard to believe, but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen
24:10 with average intelligence.
24:12 Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.
24:16 He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair,
24:19 but look at the chances he takes around his home.
24:22 Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.
24:30 Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.
24:34 [mumbling]
24:39 [thud]
24:41 He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth,
24:45 but...
24:47 so now he's cooking with gas.
24:50 [thud]
24:53 He's gonna burn his hand.
25:01 [yelps]
25:03 [yelps]
25:05 [mumbling]
25:07 Cleaning fluid plus stove
25:11 equals a sure-fire method for removing spots.
25:15 [thud]
25:17 He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel,
25:25 but this particular maneuver is called...
25:29 falling downstairs.
25:33 There are many ways of doing this.
25:35 If you aren't careful...
25:37 the bumps a daisy half-twist...
25:42 jelly roll...
25:46 catapult high dive...
25:51 climbing Mount Everest...
25:54 riding a roller coaster!
25:59 Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.
26:03 He's just careless.
26:05 [thud]
26:07 Oh, yes. That's one I forgot to mention.
26:10 That's the last one.
26:12 [music playing]
26:14 I'm going to look for itself.
26:30 This is an average neighborhood.
26:33 These are average homes.
26:35 Average people live here,
26:38 having average accidents,
26:41 because they don't use average intelligence.
26:45 It's like I said.
26:47 Don't blame fate for your carelessness.
26:50 [music playing]
26:53 [thud]
26:55 [music playing]
26:58 [music playing]
27:00 (upbeat music)
27:03 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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