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00:00 [music]
00:13 [phone ringing]
00:16 Hello?
00:17 Hey Donald, I just got hooked up to email and it's great. What's your email address?
00:22 Uh...
00:23 You do have a computer, don't you?
00:26 Yeah.
00:27 Hmm?
00:30 That's not a computer.
00:31 Donald, when are you going to get with the 21st century?
00:34 I mean, look at your house.
00:36 You call that a lamp?
00:38 You call that a clock?
00:39 Oh, and then there's your refrigerator.
00:43 I've got a job.
00:44 Hmm, Donald, you'd better get a computer or I'll find a new modern boyfriend.
00:49 'Cause you're a dweeb.
00:52 I'm not a dweeb.
00:56 Oh, 3R-7759, you're so much more modern than my dweeb ex-boyfriend.
01:05 Life delivery?
01:07 Boy, you're the last person on earth with one of these fridges.
01:11 What a dweeb.
01:14 Fine, I'll get a computer.
01:17 [music]
01:25 Welcome to Ajax Computers.
01:27 To order a computer, press 1.
01:30 If you can't press 1 because you still own an old rotary phone, you're a dweeb.
01:36 Oh, I don't like this computer.
01:39 I need my alarm to go off.
01:42 [music]
01:53 Congratulations on your purchase of a computer.
01:57 Please input your name for voice recognition.
02:00 Donald.
02:01 Welcome to the 21st century, duo.
02:04 I'm Donald.
02:06 Before your computer is ready for use, duo, some assembly is required.
02:11 Let's unpack your hard drive, fluffy drive,
02:17 A drive, C drive, D drive, L and LB drive, and the ever popular ZAP drive.
02:26 Plus your keyboard, circuit board, surfboard, ironing board, CD, DVD,
02:30 dibbidy-doo-dah-dee, monitor, speaker, scanner, printer, and last but not least, your mouse.
02:36 Hey, you got the wrong mouse.
02:38 I'm not supposed to be in this cartoon.
02:44 You will need to refer to the handy instruction manuals to assemble your computer.
02:49 I'm going to fix this for once and for all.
02:51 This doesn't make any sense.
02:54 As you can see, duo, set up will be easy.
02:58 First, turn to page 1.
03:00 Now, plug the printer plug, parallel plug, and primary power plug seen on page 4
03:05 into the primary parallel port as in chapter 5.
03:08 Unless, of course, the printer's plug port, index 9,
03:11 referred to in glossary 3, is plugged into the other primary parallel plug, appendix 6.1.
03:16 These three plugs, primary printer and power seen in diagram 8, should be the same.
03:20 Unless they're not the same, in which case you'll need the mail-away instructions
03:24 not included with your computer.
03:26 You are now ready to enjoy your new computer, duo.
03:36 Did you buy a computer yet?
03:39 Yeah.
03:41 Well, send me an email.
03:43 Oh, okay.
03:45 You know, maybe you're not such a dweeb after all.
03:53 That's my laptop.
04:14 This is exasperating.
04:28 Donald, I didn't get your email.
04:30 I'm working on it.
04:31 And while you're at it, send me a cute picture of yourself too.
04:34 Bye.
04:39 Oh, boy.
04:42 Oh, no. Not that one.
04:46 Oh, there we go.
04:53 Now, let's have a little outdoor.
05:21 Whoa.
05:30 I got it.
05:31 What is it?
05:32 What are you doing here?
05:34 Your email.
05:35 The picture you sent.
05:37 What?
05:38 It's great.
05:39 Look.
05:40 I made a website just for you.
05:42 Oh, a million hits already.
05:44 Look at you.
05:45 What a dweeb.
05:47 But you're my dweeb.
05:54 And you are my dweeb, too.
05:56 Duo.
05:57 (upbeat music)

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