Hunters | movie | 2023 | Official Featurette
Two friends (Dylan and Theo) explore a house to find: ghosts, cryptids and anything paranormal to catch on camera. Thing | dG1fMC1tRWFKSUNWWms
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00:00 *door opens*
00:02 *door closes*
00:04 *whispers*
00:06 *door closes*
00:08 *door closes*
00:09 Can you stop?
00:11 We're here to find a ghost, not get YouTube views.
00:14 Whatever you say, my dear ghost boy.
00:16 I'm not your sidekick and that's not my name.
00:18 Thank you right for letting us use your house, by the way.
00:20 I mean, technically she doesn't know.
00:22 What?
00:24 Um...
00:26 All the more reason to be fast. Come on, let's go.
00:28 Hitler.
00:30 Oh, it's all that shit tequila in here.
00:47 Is your aunt's ring?
00:49 I don't know. Maybe it's whatever crawled up your ass and died.
00:53 *sigh*
00:57 *keys jingling*
00:59 Okay guys, today we're in-
01:02 Inside your aunt's house. Help me set it up.
01:04 Why do you need all this stuff anyway? We're not gonna find a ghost.
01:07 Because it's your aunt's house?
01:09 No, because ghosts aren't real.
01:11 Oh come on, if ghosts aren't real then neither is your YouTube career.
01:13 You apologize to me and my fans right now.
01:16 Your fans aren't even real.
01:18 In fact, you've lost yourself one subscriber, Guy Sunset.
01:22 You bastard! Well if my fans aren't real, then your equipment isn't real!
01:27 I mean, it's a quite good-
01:29 Fuck, where did you put it?
01:32 I ate it. Sorry.
01:34 Seriously, that stuff's expensive.
01:36 I didn't move it. It's just not real.
01:38 Oh, okay then. Then what is real? The Wendigo?
01:40 Yes.
01:42 Oh Christ. Wait, get the camera on it. That's how this goes, right?
01:49 No. Wendigos are real. Ghosts aren't.
01:52 Okay, we need rules here. Why can't ghosts be real?
01:55 Because ghosts are dead. Wendigos aren't dead.
01:58 Okay, so living things can be real, but isn't being undead a form of life?
02:02 No, it's in the name. Undead.
02:05 Ghosts aren't real. Wendigos are.
02:07 So there's my friend.
02:09 Talking to Rhinosaurus Ted.
02:12 Hi everybody!
02:13 I hate you. Die.
02:15 I'm not very-
02:17 *coughing*
02:20 That's not very nice.
02:23 How? You're not real. How are you doing that with your voice?
02:27 I'm not. Look.
02:29 Michigan.
02:30 See? How could we talk at once if Ted here wasn't real?
02:33 Very skilled ventriloquism? I don't know. Talking reptiles aren't real.
02:38 What about the road safety alligator?
02:40 No. Not real. Stop this.
02:42 What? You don't believe in road safety?
02:44 No, I don't believe in talking reptiles.
02:47 What about talking crustaceans?
02:49 No, we're not doing this again.
02:55 What about the face elongator?
02:56 No. There's no such thing as a face elongator.
02:59 Then what happened to that guy?
03:01 What a long face, big guy.
03:06 Wait, you're telling me you believe in all this but not the homeless epidemic?
03:11 You've seen the streets. There's none out there. Unless they're hiding in people's houses, they're not real.
03:16 That's because we live in a reasonably clean city, dear.
03:19 You don't believe in high-heelies? You don't believe in talking crustaceans?
03:23 You don't believe in me?
03:25 What's next? You don't believe in Santa?
03:27 No, obviously I believe in Santa, but is shit like the Sandman that I-
03:32 Bro. Bro, what the hell is this? Can you read?
03:37 What makes you the Sandman?
03:41 *spits*
03:43 That's it.
03:45 I'm sick of it. Talking dinosaurs, road safety reptiles, crustaceans, the face elongator, wendigos.
03:55 You see all this and you say ghosts aren't real. Why? Why can't you see?
04:01 *screams*
04:04 Theo? Theo!
04:06 Which one of you did that?
04:10 The ghost must have done it.
04:12 Ted, there is no ghost!
04:14 But Ghost Hunter, look at all the opportunity you have here. Look at all the cryptids that you have. Even Bigfoot is here.
04:22 Hello there, Ghost Hunter. Look at the opportunity you have. Turn on the camera.
04:33 But, Theo, I can still help him.
04:39 I'm on my way.
04:43 *screams*
04:50 Theo, what happened?
04:53 Yeah, so, it turns out a homeless man just broke into your aunt's house and he was so disoriented he thought it was a deer.
05:00 Horse.
05:01 Yeah, right, whatever. Horse. And tried to eat me but he passed out before he could do anything.
05:10 I guess the realest thing of all was the homeless epidemic.
05:13 And us.
05:15 Oh, Ted.
05:17 What the fuck are you doing in my house?
05:27 Yeah, well, there's one with two year olds.
05:32 *bloopers*
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