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Two friends are paranoid about completely different things one afternoon, unaware it will be the last time they see each | dG1fN2ZwaXc5YUs4RlE
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00:00 (thunder rumbling)
00:02 - I think paranoia can be about anything.
00:06 It doesn't have to be spooky.
00:07 What you're talking about is paranormal.
00:09 - Yeah, well I got paranoia about the paranormal
00:12 going on in my apartment.
00:14 It's been freaking me out.
00:15 I think it's just karma for me dumping Andrew.
00:20 - Speaking of dumping, pretty sure I'm gonna get fired.
00:24 That's why I got these stupid glasses.
00:25 - I mean, he broke both of his arms.
00:28 What am I gonna do with a guy who broke both of his arms?
00:30 What could he do to me?
00:32 - I thought that'd make me look smarter or something.
00:33 I don't even know if my boss has seen me in 'em.
00:36 Probably doesn't help that I keep losing clients
00:38 faster than your exes are losing their limbs.
00:40 - I bet you, Andrew, he's doing some voodoo shit.
00:42 You know, and I bet you he'd break up with me
00:44 if I broke both of my arms.
00:46 I don't even know if I could be friends with you
00:47 if you broke both of your arms.
00:50 - The glasses store said that I look like Elon Musk
00:52 in these.
00:53 - You know, whatever is haunting my apartment,
00:54 it's making the dishwasher go off
00:56 in the middle of the night by itself.
00:58 I keep rehanging this picture, it keeps falling.
01:01 I screwed it into the wall, it keeps falling.
01:04 See, that was very helpful.
01:08 You need two arms for that.
01:09 - How do you even know if you need glasses?
01:11 - Okay, so welcome to my nightmare.
01:14 - You know what I need?
01:16 Sunglasses.
01:18 Nobody fires the cool guy in the office, right?
01:22 - Listen, I know you're gonna call me crazy.
01:24 I'm not crazy, okay?
01:25 I've heard like growling, it's like (growling)
01:28 in the middle of the night, okay?
01:30 - I feel like you're not listening to me at all today.
01:31 Should I get sunglasses, keep these glasses,
01:34 or go back to sans glasses?
01:36 (screaming)
01:41 Selfish.
01:48 It's actually not a bad frame.
01:52 (upbeat music)
01:55 (upbeat music)

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