00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Mrs. Two-Shoes, this is a wonderful party.
00:18 - Yes, these finger sandwiches are simply divine.
00:22 - Blech.
00:23 - And such delicious cheese.
00:26 (cash register dings)
00:27 (romantic music)
00:30 (sighs)
00:33 (romantic music)
00:36 (farting)
00:39 (screams)
00:42 (glass shatters)
00:45 - Thomas!
00:48 - Oh, he reminds me of my Desmond.
00:51 Uncivil, rambunctious, disobedient.
00:53 That was until he was tamed by Casper Lombardo.
00:57 - Casper Lombardo?
00:58 - Si, the cat whisperer.
01:01 Now Desmond is my little angel.
01:04 (dramatic music)
01:07 - Hmm, maybe I should give the cat whisperer a call.
01:13 - Hello, I am Casper Lombardo, the cat whisperer.
01:20 Take me to your very poorly behaved pussycat.
01:23 He is projecting lazy energy and he's fat.
01:27 And rude, give him a command.
01:30 - All right, Thomas, out of bed.
01:33 - Be dominant, show him you are the kitty leader.
01:38 - Oh my, what did you do?
01:43 - I did nothing to hurt him.
01:44 You see, the sudden surprise compels pets to obey.
01:50 We will now begin to redirect your negative conduct.
01:54 Remember that a good pet maintains
01:56 his composure with elegance.
01:58 Tsk!
02:00 Let's start with this book.
02:02 Good, now to increase the difficulty.
02:18 Excellent, let's add this and that and this and that and this.
02:23 Not quite challenging enough yet.
02:27 Oh si.
02:29 Perfecto.
02:32 - You're wonderful, Casper.
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