00:00 Oh my!
00:14 It's a multi-platform leaping trial!
00:17 Complete with angry robotic bullets!
00:30 Whoa!
00:31 He cleared the tar pit!
00:32 But will he survive the mechanical alligators?
00:36 Those aren't alligators, Buster.
00:39 They're dragons.
00:41 Let's see how the judges score Tom's run.
00:47 A perfect ten!
00:48 What a magnificent performance, especially considering the extreme difficulty of the
00:55 course.
00:56 Sorry.
00:57 Let's call Tom to the center ring for the next event, the talent competition.
01:13 Tom will be performing a selection from my favorite clown-based opera, Pagliacci.
01:24 It seems that Tom has given up on opera and is now doing bird calls.
01:46 Oh, it's a yellow-bellied flapsucker!
01:54 And a lily-livered frog!
01:55 I don't say this often, but bravissimo!
01:59 And now the big finish!
02:02 Wow!
02:03 A creep-spotted splatterer!
02:04 I'm literally speechless!
02:05 Pardon-moi, Monsieur Pussycat.
02:17 I have come all the way from Paris to prepare you for the beauty competition.
02:21 I mean no offense, monsieur, but surely your eyebrows must be of great concern.
02:27 Not to worry.
02:28 I have just the thing.
02:29 Piping hot wax!
02:30 Made by Paris.
02:31 Nothing but the best.
02:38 Are you ready?
02:41 On three.
02:43 One, two, three!
02:46 Cosmetics to the rescue!
02:49 You will be the first to see my new makeup!
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