L.O.L 71 (Rerun)
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00:00 How to shake, how to shake!
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01:07 Not like that, sir. But I'm looking for my dad's food. Do you see it or not?
01:13 What's up with your dad? He's here all day, but there are 700 people here.
01:18 My dad's character?
01:21 Handsome? Very handsome.
01:23 Oh, no. He was very short just now.
01:25 My dad is very handsome.
01:29 Oh, no handsome? Not yet, ma'am.
01:31 I really need to find my dad. Because it's time to drink jamu.
01:37 Because it's Selasa Pahing, right?
01:39 Selasa Pahing?
01:40 Yes.
01:41 Do you drink jamu with Selasa Pahing?
01:43 Of course.
01:44 Once a year, right?
01:46 What kind of jamu is the best?
01:49 What kind of jamu?
01:51 Think about jamu every day.
01:53 You, you, you.
01:59 Do you know what kind of jamu is?
02:01 What?
02:02 Janda Muda.
02:03 Please make me one.
02:08 For you, jamu sinom is the best.
02:13 Because jamu sinom is for when you're trying to seduce a young girl.
02:17 Sinom. Here and sir.
02:20 You're trying to seduce her, right?
02:26 So, what should I do?
02:28 This is a clinic, right?
02:29 Yes.
02:30 Is there anyone who can treat my patients?
02:32 There's a dermatologist here.
02:34 Really? Here?
02:35 Because you're very bad.
02:37 Just register here.
02:39 You can check with the doctor. I'll send you.
02:42 Seriously?
02:43 Seriously?
02:44 Okay, I'll make you a jamu.
02:55 What are you doing?
02:56 I'm working.
02:58 What are you working on?
03:00 I'm selling.
03:01 Selling?
03:02 Yes, but I think I know him.
03:04 Seriously?
03:05 Who is he?
03:07 I'm not a fool.
03:10 Please introduce me to him.
03:14 (The next day)
03:16 I'm Naksirama Selin.
03:28 Selin likes Marcel.
03:30 She came to Bintang Tamu Cakep and saw Marcel.
03:33 Sel, come here.
03:34 Why?
03:35 How much did you pay the creative team?
03:37 Is this the gift you asked for?
03:41 No, we didn't pay.
03:43 But our manager is good.
03:45 Here.
03:46 My mom is my best friend.
03:48 No, he's a good-looking guy.
03:50 He's really good-looking. What's your name?
03:53 I'm sorry. What's your name?
03:55 My name is Desi.
03:56 No, not your name. It's for our children.
03:58 This is a dermatologist.
04:08 He can cure your skin.
04:10 I have acne.
04:15 You can treat your skin.
04:17 Doc, he has an acne problem.
04:22 Acne?
04:23 Is he a new patient?
04:24 He's a new patient. He's still in the plastic surgery.
04:26 I'm sorry.
04:30 I've registered in front of the clinic.
04:32 You did?
04:33 The doctor is really pretty.
04:34 I'm flattered.
04:36 I'm afraid of the doctor.
04:38 What are you afraid of?
04:39 I'm afraid of being loved.
04:40 I'm sorry.
04:43 The doctor's name is Kelarin, right?
04:45 Yes.
04:46 Don't try to fool me.
04:47 I'm afraid that you'll be the one who's done.
04:49 He's Kelarin.
04:52 Tell us about your acne.
04:54 I can help you.
04:56 Why do you have acne?
04:58 Especially when the month is coming.
05:00 When the month is coming.
05:02 It's usually because of hormones.
05:04 How long has it been?
05:06 It's been about 2 minutes.
05:10 It's been a long time.
05:12 Let me check.
05:15 Sure.
05:16 Sometimes, a patient is like a girlfriend.
05:18 How?
05:19 She comes and suddenly she's sick.
05:21 You're talking about your girlfriend.
05:27 But it happens when you're in love with her.
05:30 It happens when you're in love.
05:32 Why?
05:33 It's like that.
05:35 You're playing with a handkerchief.
05:37 This is a medicine.
05:41 It's for the serum.
05:43 I'll check it.
05:45 Let me see.
05:47 Can I take it off?
05:48 It's okay. I want to check it.
05:50 It's okay.
05:51 You're taking too much sugar.
05:57 It's been a long time.
06:00 You should eat it.
06:02 Okay.
06:03 I'm sorry.
06:05 Let me see.
06:06 Here.
06:11 This is for you to understand.
06:13 You're explained with a medicine.
06:15 It's ready.
06:17 For example, this is a big, ripe pomegranate.
06:20 People like to eat it.
06:22 What if we have a ripe pomegranate?
06:24 Will we go back?
06:26 It's like an egg.
06:30 Actually, we don't recommend you to squeeze the pomegranate.
06:34 I'll try to cut it.
06:36 There's more.
06:38 Where is it?
06:39 It's hard to squeeze it.
06:41 It's hard.
06:42 The pomegranate is still alive.
06:44 Can I ask for an assistant?
06:49 Sure.
06:50 I can't.
06:53 The doctor can't.
06:55 What's wrong with you?
06:58 What's wrong with you?
07:00 I'm better than you.
07:02 Let me try.
07:04 We're going to cut the pomegranate.
07:07 You're going to cut the pomegranate?
07:10 This is an illustration.
07:18 It's like a liquid.
07:20 It's thin.
07:22 What's the name of this?
07:24 It's a tissue.
07:26 What do you use it for?
07:29 Have you ever seen a dark person?
07:33 He's using it to wipe his nose.
07:35 It's a tissue.
07:38 Where is it?
07:40 It's gone.
07:42 It's an illustration.
07:44 I'll use my clothes.
07:46 Who is the doctor?
07:50 Okay.
07:52 Explain it.
07:55 Hold on.
07:56 I just cut it.
07:58 It's painful.
07:59 This is a tissue.
08:01 It's called pus.
08:02 It's open.
08:04 The pomegranate can be put back in.
08:06 It can be put back in?
08:07 Yes.
08:08 It can be...
08:10 It can be put back in.
08:12 It can leave a hole.
08:15 Do you like it?
08:17 The hole.
08:19 It's a hole.
08:21 Yes.
08:23 It can be pierced.
08:25 It can be pierced.
08:28 It's a hole.
08:30 That's right.
08:31 It's a hole.
08:32 If our face is a hole, can we use a stick?
08:35 Yes.
08:37 First, you can't...
08:40 Don't make a wound on your skin.
08:43 Because bacteria can get in.
08:45 It's a reinfection.
08:47 After you put on makeup,
08:50 you can't clean your face.
08:53 You have to clean it.
08:54 Because the bacteria can get in.
08:56 It can cause dead skin cells.
08:58 It's hard to remove the scars.
09:00 That's why we use a black dot.
09:02 The hole.
09:03 The hole and the scar.
09:04 It's hard to remove?
09:05 Yes.
09:06 Is it a scar or a memory?
09:08 I want to find it, but I can't.
09:13 I saw it.
09:16 If you have a red scar,
09:19 how do you remove it?
09:21 If you break it, it can cause a wound.
09:24 We can give you a medicine.
09:27 It's easy, right?
09:29 We can give you a skincare that suits your skin type.
09:32 Can I take this?
09:33 No.
09:34 You can take it if you want.
09:36 No.
09:37 It's good, right?
09:39 Yes.
09:40 It's good.
09:41 It's good.
09:42 It's good.
09:43 So, the skin type must be suitable for the medicine.
09:47 Yes.
09:48 What do you have? Dry skin?
09:50 There are many types.
09:51 Dry skin, normal skin, oily skin.
09:55 This is a scab.
09:56 It's a scab.
09:58 Dry and scab.
10:00 I saw you scabbed someone's skin.
10:03 Mi.
10:09 Mi.
10:10 He's here.
10:12 He asked me to find someone.
10:14 Why are you looking around?
10:15 You should look around the clinic.
10:16 This is a real hospital.
10:17 You have taken the medicine, right?
10:22 You should go home.
10:23 I'm the one who said it.
10:24 I said it.
10:26 You have taken the medicine, right?
10:28 You should go home.
10:30 I have something to talk to you.
10:31 I said it.
10:33 Where?
10:34 I said I want to look around.
10:39 I'm looking for my son.
10:41 I'm the one who asked you to look around.
10:44 You're looking for your son.
10:45 You should ask for a scab.
10:47 Why did you ask for a scab?
10:50 Why did you ask for a scab?
10:56 Wait.
10:58 Sir.
11:02 Where are you going?
11:04 This is my son.
11:07 Calm down.
11:08 This is my son.
11:09 This is the one you're looking for.
11:11 Son?
11:12 He looks like him.
11:14 This is my son.
11:16 Son?
11:17 This is my son.
11:18 I'm going to kick you.
11:20 Sir.
11:24 Calm down.
11:25 I forgot.
11:26 There are so many of them.
11:28 This is his father.
11:29 This is my father.
11:30 I said he's handsome.
11:32 He said he's a man.
11:34 This is our patient.
11:35 He's a doctor.
11:36 He's got a license.
11:39 What's this?
11:43 He said he's looking for his father.
11:46 He's his son.
11:48 My son?
11:49 He's a doctor.
11:50 Calm down.
11:52 He's a doctor.
11:53 He's a professional.
11:55 But, how did he get here?
11:57 He's a doctor.
11:59 So, he's his father.
12:05 He's my father.
12:07 I'm going to kick you.
12:09 What's your name?
12:10 What's your name?
12:11 What's your name?
12:12 What's your name?
12:13 There are so many of them.
12:15 I forgot.
12:17 This is Desi.
12:18 This is Desi.
12:19 This is Desi.
12:20 This is Desi?
12:21 Yes.
12:22 Okay.
12:24 [Music]
12:26 [Music]
12:55 [Music]
13:05 [Music]
13:25 [Music]
13:45 [Music]
14:08 [Music]
14:27 Hello. Good evening, my dear viewers.
14:30 Wow, it's perfect.
14:32 We're here to meet your needs.
14:36 We're ready.
14:38 The first video is coming, right?
14:40 That's right.
14:41 We can't wait to show you the video we have.
14:45 I'm going to show you a compilation of fitness videos.
14:52 Who here doesn't like fitness?
14:54 Fitness is a sport...
14:56 ...that usually uses tools.
14:58 Like treadmill, lifting iron.
15:01 The main purpose is to be healthy.
15:03 But in this video, there are some funny scenes...
15:06 ...of people doing fitness.
15:08 Let's watch the video.
15:12 This is the weight loss.
15:19 The hardest part is to reduce the burden of the elders.
15:23 This is what happens.
15:27 I'm so tired from doing fitness.
15:29 I want to play a game.
15:30 How do I play this game?
15:32 It's easy.
15:33 It's good. I'm free.
15:34 There's no teacher.
15:36 It's like back in school.
15:37 If there's no teacher, we're free to play.
15:39 We can do sports fast.
15:40 It's so stupid to do fitness when there's no teacher.
15:42 Pull. Pull.
15:48 Pull. Pull.
15:51 [Music]
15:57 [Music]
16:01 If you're playing handball, focus on lifting the weight.
16:05 Because the weight is heavier than the weight in the gym.
16:08 It's so hard.
16:10 Okay.
16:11 Play with the ball.
16:13 Spin.
16:15 Shake.
16:16 Wow.
16:17 I'll play with the treadmill.
16:20 There's a handsome guy next to me.
16:22 I'll run faster.
16:23 It's not bad.
16:24 If I run like this, he'll catch me.
16:25 I'll run faster.
16:26 I'll fall.
16:29 It hurts. I can't do it.
16:30 Help me.
16:31 You're so bad.
16:33 You're a man.
16:35 What's the purpose of this exercise?
16:43 It's so complicated.
16:44 I have to lift the ball.
16:45 I have to pull the weight.
16:46 I have to touch the weight.
16:48 I have so many weights.
16:50 I have so many weights in my life.
16:52 But I can't do this.
16:54 It's so hard.
16:57 I have to lift the weight.
16:59 Like this.
17:00 No.
17:01 It's wrong.
17:02 I can't focus.
17:04 The right way to lift the weight is like this.
17:06 It's easier.
17:07 If we do it right, it's easier to lift the weight.
17:10 It's easy.
17:11 It's hard.
17:13 Like this.
17:17 I can't lift the weight.
17:19 What should I do?
17:20 Where should I go?
17:21 I'm afraid of falling.
17:24 I'm afraid of falling.
17:26 Maybe they want to try a new fitness style.
17:33 That's possible.
17:36 But, when they go home, they'll look for a massage therapist.
17:41 Because they have a wrong muscle.
17:43 I want to give you a video about things that are not on purpose.
17:51 Sometimes, these things can harm people around them.
17:54 Or even themselves.
17:55 Now, let's give you a video about things that are not on purpose.
17:59 Okay, Miss.
18:00 I'll give you the video.
18:03 Check it out.
18:04 I'm a football player.
18:15 Gosh.
18:17 I'm a girl.
18:19 I'm a girl.
18:21 You're doing it wrong.
18:28 Wait. Turn right.
18:30 Turn left.
18:31 Don't be so noisy. I'm eating.
18:33 You're doing it wrong.
18:35 You're using your muscles.
18:37 I'm a noodle seller.
18:39 Let's try the noodle.
18:41 It's already broken.
18:47 When are we getting married?
18:49 Close your eyes.
18:50 I'm making a surprise.
18:52 I've prepared it since 5 AM.
18:54 Surprise.
18:55 Sir, I've prepared it.
18:57 It's already broken.
18:58 Just use the soap.
18:59 It's broken, sir.
19:00 Not trash.
19:01 I'm excited to get the 2019 fortune.
19:07 Come on, bro.
19:08 Not bad.
19:09 If I sell it, I'll get 80 million.
19:11 It's going viral.
19:13 Gosh.
19:15 You're both wet.
19:18 It's good.
19:19 I'm eating oranges.
19:20 I'm a girl.
19:21 I want it.
19:22 Here's the cactus.
19:27 I'll pick the one on the top.
19:29 No one's looking.
19:30 I'm using my muscles.
19:32 I'm picking the cactus.
19:34 It's good.
19:35 Gosh.
19:36 What's this?
19:37 It's as big as my hand.
19:39 I think it's a man.
19:41 No.
19:43 It's hurting.
19:44 Take it off.
19:45 It's mine.
19:46 Gosh.
19:49 We're getting married just to pick the cactus.
19:51 Why did you add more?
19:53 It's not good to pick just the cactus.
19:55 This is a cactus.
20:01 It's on my face.
20:02 My face is more flat.
20:12 That's why you should check the place first.
20:16 It's a mess.
20:19 Poor thing.
20:20 Don't forget to check if there's someone behind you.
20:26 You'll get wet.
20:29 Now, let's go to the video that you've been waiting for.
20:36 The video about the ice bucket challenge.
20:38 Do you know about it?
20:39 I'll tell you.
20:40 The ice bucket challenge is a challenge to dive in the water.
20:45 Gosh.
20:46 This video is about the funny moment when we're in the ice bucket challenge.
20:49 Let's watch the video.
20:51 Here it is.
20:53 And Mir, the bucket challenge is also done by many people.
21:06 Not only human but also animals.
21:09 Be careful.
21:11 You can't stand the cold.
21:14 So, don't go to the water.
21:18 I lost the challenge.
21:22 So, I'm ready to be punished.
21:23 I'll be dived in the water with Dadang.
21:26 Come on, Dadang.
21:27 I'm going to dive in the water.
21:29 I'm going to dive in the water.
21:31 What should I do?
21:32 You can just swim.
21:38 And a handsome man will do it.
21:41 With his son.
21:42 It turns out that he's not throwing the water but the bucket.
21:49 What if the kids say, "Bucket."
21:54 The last one is...
22:02 Let's dive in the water.
22:04 How's the ice bucket challenge?
22:05 But it turns out that he failed because the water in another place also opened.
22:11 Ice bucket challenge is still done by a young man.
22:17 And this is the result.
22:19 Let's see the result.
22:20 And he's still trying to do it.
22:23 It turns out that he can't stand the cold.
22:26 Bucket challenge.
22:29 Bucket challenge.
22:31 It must be hurt to be dived by the bucket.
22:41 Hello, everyone.
22:50 Hi.
22:51 Are you still watching us?
22:54 I can't wait to see the funny videos that have been prepared.
22:57 Let's watch the funny videos in our favorite program, LOL.
23:02 When the baby was born, we were ready to take care of the baby.
23:14 From eating, bathing, sleeping, and so on.
23:18 But this man is funny when he's changing the baby's butt.
23:23 Let's watch it.
23:27 Bucket Challenge
23:29 Let me see.
23:32 Which one is the butt?
23:33 Is it too much?
23:35 Let's open it.
23:38 It's warm.
23:40 Wow, he's about to faint when he just opened his butt.
23:48 He must be strong to take care of the baby.
23:54 This one is about the baby.
23:57 The baby is upset with his mom.
24:00 He said he doesn't want to walk.
24:02 But he walks in a funny way.
24:05 Are you curious?
24:07 What's wrong with you?
24:13 Wake up.
24:14 You're embarrassing me.
24:15 I'm embarrassed.
24:17 Why do you walk like a robot?
24:21 You're embarrassing me.
24:22 You're not awake yet.
24:24 Come back here.
24:25 I'll send you to school.
24:27 Come back here.
24:29 You haven't finished your homework.
24:31 You're a bad boy.
24:33 I'll hit you with a rock.
24:35 How come?
24:43 He has a talent.
24:46 He walks with his butt.
24:51 You must see people holding each other's butt.
24:55 But this cat is the one who holds the butt.
24:58 Let's see how he holds it.
25:01 Let's get married.
25:07 Don't do it here. It's embarrassing.
25:08 How?
25:09 Just do it inside.
25:10 I don't want to be hugged.
25:12 But you're not 80 years old.
25:15 Just do it inside.
25:16 It's cool.
25:17 It's cool.
25:18 Let's get married.
25:20 (I'm not married yet.)
25:22 Where are you taking me?
25:28 You're just playing with the butt.
25:30 Animals have their own behavior.
25:33 But, it's different from reality.
25:36 In the movie, cats and dogs are enemies.
25:40 But, in real life, they're so close.
25:43 They even hold each other's butt.
25:45 (I'm not married yet.)
25:47 Yo, yo, yo.
26:00 We're back again.
26:02 Now, we have funny videos that are watched by many people.
26:06 It's called Spiral.
26:07 What kind of video is it?
26:12 I have a video that can make you dizzy.
26:16 Because there's a behavior.
26:18 Just watch this video.
26:20 Or maybe this one.
26:22 I think there's a weird behavior in this video.
26:26 Let's watch the video.
26:28 We can see a thief.
26:36 He's climbing the fence.
26:38 He's moving the stolen goods.
26:41 He's trying to get down.
26:42 His leg is stuck.
26:44 It's not good.
26:46 He's trying to get his pants off.
26:48 Let's watch it together.
26:50 He's trying to get his pants off.
26:52 Yes, honey.
26:55 Thank you. We're always together.
26:57 I love you.
26:59 Kiss me.
27:00 Come on.
27:02 It's good.
27:03 Why is it wet?
27:04 I'm dreaming.
27:06 My dog is explaining.
27:07 My dog is kissing me.
27:09 It's good.
27:10 Yan, look at the camera.
27:15 It's too dark.
27:17 Really?
27:18 I'll look at it.
27:19 Be careful. Don't leave me.
27:21 I won't.
27:23 Look at the camera.
27:24 It's stupid.
27:26 Look at it.
27:27 It's a coincidence.
27:29 What are you doing?
27:31 He's laughing.
27:32 He's laughing.
27:34 It's a camera, not a dog.
27:37 He believes me.
27:39 He's laughing.
27:41 He's laughing.
27:43 This is for the toilet.
27:49 It's a dirty toilet.
27:51 It's not trusted.
27:53 It's dirty.
27:55 It's dirty.
27:57 It's dirty.
27:59 It's my face.
28:01 It's not good.
28:04 This is cool.
28:06 A skateboard.
28:07 Look at it.
28:08 It's easy.
28:10 There's a skateboard beside me.
28:11 Let's try it.
28:12 I fell.
28:15 That guy is amazing.
28:22 He's flexible.
28:23 His body is elastic.
28:25 He's squishy.
28:26 He can touch his feet.
28:29 He's touching his nails.
28:30 He's amazing.
28:31 I didn't expect it.
28:33 I didn't expect it.
28:34 I want to get married.
28:36 I'm proud of it.
28:38 1, 2, 3.
28:41 You're surprised, right?
28:44 You're laughing, right?
28:45 I was fooled.
28:47 How dare you lie to me?
28:49 Let's go.
28:53 It's late.
28:54 We'll miss the train.
28:56 I'm playing.
28:57 Let's go.
28:59 It's good to be like this.
29:00 I can watch.
29:01 I can walk.
29:03 Let's watch a movie.
29:05 Look at me.
29:09 I'm beautiful.
29:10 I'm sexy.
29:11 My skin is white.
29:12 My clothes are black.
29:14 I'm a man.
29:16 Look at me.
29:17 I'm naked.
29:18 Oh, my.
29:19 I'm so lucky.
29:20 I'm so lucky.
29:23 I'm so lucky.
29:24 (Music)
29:35 (Prayer)