Harriet Kemsley: Woman Child | movie | 2023 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

In her debut stand-up special, Harriet takes bad aim at being married (for now), motherhood and the beauty industry. | dG1fbFVYaHhNZUtFS28

Transcript

00:00 People have asked me when I knew that I wanted to have a baby and the truth is it was the night that my cat died

00:05 Because I love that cat so much right I love that cat more than certain family members like maybe not my husband but like my uncle

00:14 When I cried that Catholic tears from my face my uncle has never done that

00:26 And I was so sad about my dead cat and I couldn't stop crying it was this magical evening

00:31 It just started snowing and I looked down at my phone

00:33 I've been tracking my periods and I knew that I could get pregnant that night

00:37 And then the soul of my cat could get reincarnated into my baby

00:42 What and I told my husband that and he refused to have sex with me

00:49 (audience laughing)