Bubble Gang: Kontrabida sa karate class

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Aired (October 8, 2023): May mga tao talagang walang ibang trip sa buhay kung hindi kumontra pero wala naman talagang binatbat, puro epal lang.   Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:45 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG

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00:00 [music]

00:04 [music]

00:11 Sorry, sorry, I'm hot. Sorry.

00:14 Let's start.

00:16 [music]

00:19 Okay, ready?

00:21 Let's play.

00:23 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

00:26 Now we go to slow pass.

00:29 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

00:41 Let's loosen those hips up.

00:43 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4.

00:52 Now we go to squats. Ready?

00:55 Squat, and squat, and squat, and hold.

01:02 Hold, 1, 2, 3.

01:06 What is this?

01:08 I think you entered the wrong room.

01:10 Isn't this room 139? Aerobics class?

01:14 No, this is 138.

01:17 You did this to my friends.

01:20 [music]

01:32 [music]

01:35 Good evening to all of you and welcome to our karate conference.

01:39 Tonight, I will teach you a Japanese martial art.

01:43 This is called karate.

01:46 Karate means emptiness.

01:49 So what I will teach you now is how to fight without weapons.

01:53 That's why this is called emptiness.

01:55 Wait!

01:57 You know, that karate of yours is crazy.

02:01 Instead of studying that, I will just bring a gun.

02:05 [crowd cheering]

02:07 Why?

02:09 You know sir, you can't just bring a gun.

02:14 First of all, the process is very hassle.

02:18 You need to pass tests, you need to have different forms.

02:21 And second, a normal person should not have a gun.

02:26 [crowd cheering]

02:28 Can I continue?

02:30 Okay.

02:32 So the first thing I will teach you is the correct form.

02:36 So the correct form is, your legs should be apart,

02:40 and you need to have one on the back.

02:42 Wait!

02:44 You know, not a gun.

02:47 Okay, I will just bring a knife instead of studying that karate.

02:52 [crowd cheering]

02:54 Why?

02:56 You know sir, you can't just bring a knife.

03:01 If you bring your knife to the mall,

03:04 the guard will confiscate it and they will say it's a dangerous weapon.

03:07 So, you can't do anything.

03:09 [crowd cheering]

03:11 Okay.

03:14 Now, I will teach you the basic form.

03:17 So, for the basic form, all the power comes from the back.

03:22 So, you need to have all of this, and you need to be straight.

03:25 Hey! Wait!

03:27 Okay, like this.

03:29 You can't bring a gun, you can't bring a knife.

03:32 I have a plan.

03:34 This, you can bring it to the mall.

03:36 You can also use it to hit someone.

03:38 That's why I don't need to study that karate.

03:42 [crowd cheering]

03:43 Why? Is it still prohibited?

03:45 What?

03:47 It's still not allowed?

03:49 Okay, since you've been asking for it,

03:51 come here and let's see how you will do it.

03:54 [crowd cheering]

03:56 You're chasing me?

03:58 Come here.

04:00 Let's see if your empty hand is effective on my baton.

04:03 Okay, ready.

04:05 I don't care.

04:07 Get ready.

04:09 Ready.

04:11 [screams]

04:12 Ouch!

04:14 That's my kidney.

04:16 Excuse me.

04:18 Stop!

04:20 I'll be the empty handed one now.

04:22 Okay, now how can I beat you?

04:25 If you listened to my lecture earlier,

04:28 you wouldn't know what you're doing.

04:30 And since you didn't listen,

04:32 I'm sorry.

04:34 I'll beat you up with your karate.

04:37 You don't know how to be an empty handed, right?

04:40 [outro music]

04:42 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.

04:43 [speaking in foreign language]

04:45 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.

04:47 Click and subscribe now.

04:49 [outro music]

04:51 You know.

04:53 [outro music]

04:55 Click and subscribe now.

04:57 [outro music]

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