Hurado Klarisse is surprised as Vice Ganda suddenly calls her | It’s Showtime Tawag Ng Tanghalan

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00:00 Clarice!

00:02 What?

00:04 I was surprised.

00:06 I was surprised.

00:08 Sorry, sorry.

00:10 I was surprised.

00:12 I was writing something.

00:14 I was thinking, "Am I going to sing?"

00:16 I was surprised.

00:18 I was surprised.

00:20 Guys,

00:22 when was the last time

00:24 you felt

00:26 you were attracted to a person?

00:28 Last night.

00:30 Wow!

00:34 Last night.

00:36 Did someone text you?

00:38 No, because she has an alter account.

00:40 Someone messaged my alter.

00:42 Nearby.

00:46 She met someone nearby.

00:50 Last night.

00:52 I was always attracted to him.

00:54 This is the romantic attraction.

00:56 That kind of thing.

00:58 Yes.

01:00 Because we know that

01:04 Clarice is a good singer,

01:06 but we don't know

01:08 much about her.

01:10 Are you in love?

01:12 Yes, I'm in love.

01:14 You again?

01:18 She's watching.

01:22 She's watching.

01:24 Oh my God!

01:26 Sir Louie!

01:28 That's too much.

01:30 That's why she went home sleep.

01:34 That's why I said,

01:38 "Why does she want to join the SCQ?"

01:40 Senior Citizens Quest.

01:42 Clarice,

01:48 you were in love last night, right?

01:50 If you were to sing last night,

01:52 what would you sing?

01:54 Why are you poking me?

01:56 I'm talking to Clarice.

01:58 I'm like a cockroach.

02:00 You're not formal.

02:02 She's here.

02:04 Clarice, if you're a cockroach,

02:06 you're in my house.

02:08 She's here.

02:10 You're too much.

02:12 If it's last night,

02:14 I would sing

02:16 "Aray".

02:18 [laughs]

02:20 That's in love.

02:24 Wait, it's okay, but you're going to exit.

02:26 [laughs]

02:28 I'm tired.

02:30 What?

02:34 Sir Louie said, "The two of you are now in a row."

02:36 No, because I was stuck

02:38 last night.

02:40 I was stuck last night

02:42 and it was painful.

02:44 That's why I sang "Aray".

02:46 What version?

02:48 Your version.

02:50 [laughs]

02:52 [sings]

02:54 What about the version

03:00 that's really painful?

03:02 [sings]

03:04 I don't want to anymore!

03:06 [laughs]

03:08 There's a version like that.

03:14 What would you say to the person

03:16 you love so much

03:18 that you would almost

03:20 trade your whole life

03:22 for what you have,

03:24 but you were just fooled?

03:26 That's hard.

03:28 Maybe, should I sing or should I say something?

03:30 Type it.

03:32 [laughs]

03:34 If it's that level,

03:36 type it.

03:38 If it's that level,

03:40 there's no emotion, of course you'll be angry.

03:42 I don't want to anymore.

03:44 [sighs]

03:46 Just the last part.

03:48 [laughs]

03:50 It can't be

03:52 without emotion.

03:54 Just the last part.

03:56 Just the last part.

03:58 I don't want to anymore!

04:00 He's a man.

04:02 [laughs]

04:04 He's a man.

04:06 He lost all his hormones.

04:08 [laughs]

04:10 He lost all his hormones

04:12 because of his anger.

04:14 That's how my voice is when I'm angry.

04:16 It gets louder.

04:18 [laughs]

04:20 I don't want to anymore!

04:22 [laughs]

04:24 Where are we going?

04:26 When he's angry, he becomes

04:28 the barangay chairman.

04:30 He becomes Adam Saab.

04:32 Then he gets a lot of

04:34 cockroaches in his teeth.

04:36 And here in his heart, he gets

04:38 [laughs]

04:40 Clarice is a blonde, but she has a lot of cockroaches.

04:43 Welcome to

04:45 Showtime!

04:47 [music]

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