Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Ang love language ni Chito ay English?! (YouLOL)
Aired (September 23, 2023): ‘Yung gusto mong magkabebe pero hirap kang intindihin sila, sana okay ka pa, Chito! Hindi tulad ni Pepito na susubukan lumusot sa gusot na kanyang pinasok.
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00:00 [music]
00:04 Bro, I'm going to go now.
00:08 Nep, you have a date, right?
00:10 No, I don't.
00:11 What do you mean, you don't?
00:12 Those two have been waiting for you for a while.
00:14 [chatter]
00:16 Hi, Chino!
00:19 Hi.
00:20 [laughter]
00:22 Why are you two...
00:32 Oh, when we met at the Bean and Bean,
00:36 we found out that we actually had a lot in common.
00:38 And we became instant best friends.
00:41 Exactly!
00:42 Do you remember the movie we watched where these two girls
00:45 fell in love with the same guy and they found out that he was a busker?
00:48 Yeah, and it kind of reminds me of us.
00:50 We have the same interests.
00:52 And in the sense of music.
00:54 Yeah.
00:55 But the guy was kind of cute, too.
00:57 Yeah, and I love the way he sang.
00:59 Actually, there's this busker in BGC.
01:01 It's a really, really cool show.
01:03 Have you been?
01:04 Not yet.
01:05 Really?
01:06 Yeah.
01:07 Good evening, sir.
01:14 Evening.
01:15 Table for two?
01:16 No, we have company.
01:17 Okay, sir.
01:18 Do you have a charger?
01:20 Yes, I'll go get it.
01:22 Okay, thank you.
01:23 I'll just charge it.
01:24 Thank you.
01:25 Pepito!
01:29 Hi.
01:32 Hi.
01:33 Have a seat, please.
01:34 Thank you, thank you.
01:36 Oh, good thing you made it.
01:45 Yes, I did.
01:47 Elsa is my wife.
01:49 This is Miss Jaja Estrada.
01:51 She's our client.
01:52 Hello, Miss Estrada.
01:54 Oh, it's Jaja.
01:56 I told Pepito that I'll conduct my business like that.
02:00 By first names.
02:01 To make it more personal.
02:03 First names.
02:04 To make it more personal.
02:05 Yeah.
02:06 By the way, Pepito,
02:08 thank you for the food you delivered.
02:10 Huh?
02:11 Oh, the one on my app.
02:14 You used my phone, the app.
02:16 You made me deliver it.
02:17 That's it, right?
02:18 Yes, and not only that,
02:19 two days ago, you also made me deliver.
02:21 Huh?
02:22 Yes.
02:23 Two days ago?
02:24 Yes.
02:25 I was surprised, but thank you.
02:28 And the flowers.
02:29 Flowers?
02:30 Flowers?
02:31 There are flowers?
02:32 There are flowers?
02:33 There are flowers?
02:34 Yes.
02:35 There aren't, are there?
02:36 Yes, Pepito, right?
02:37 I was surprised, but that was so sweet of you.
02:41 Sweet?
02:42 What do you mean sweet?
02:44 How can it be sweet?
02:45 There's no sweet.
02:46 There's no dessert.
02:47 Oh, no, no.
02:49 The, uh, uh, wait.
02:52 I remember now.
02:54 The, uh, what is it?
02:56 The soup and the mommy with flowers?
03:00 Oh, yes.
03:02 Oh, no.
03:09 She used my cell phone.
03:12 I used her app and she put her address there.
03:15 That's why I made you deliver it.
03:17 I made them deliver it.
03:19 It's clear now.
03:21 Hmm.
03:22 But if you were together,
03:25 who did you make deliver it to?
03:27 To my son.
03:28 To his son.
03:30 You have a son?
03:31 Yes.
03:32 He has a son.
03:34 Oh, I'm sorry.
03:35 Because of me, you're still in a mess.
03:37 Oh, no, no.
03:39 Now, it's clear.
03:40 Yes.
03:41 If only my cell phone was here,
03:43 I would have shown it to you.
03:44 The address is there.
03:45 You'll see it.
03:46 It's clearer.
03:47 I hope you have a charger.
03:49 No, I charged my cell phone to the waiter.
03:52 Excuse me.
03:53 Sorry, sir.
03:54 We don't have a charger.
03:56 That's all.
04:00 Robot.
04:03 How are your two girls, brother?
04:06 You have two girls?
04:08 What's your plan?
04:10 I thought of going far away.
04:12 I don't want to show them.
04:14 I'm confused.
04:15 If they let one of them go,
04:17 they have to bring the other one.
04:18 They're too close.
04:19 They can't just bring one.
04:21 You know, I have a suggestion.
04:23 Maybe you should meet other girls first.
04:26 For what?
04:27 So that they'll leave your mind.
04:29 And you'll know who you really feel for.
04:32 Yes.
04:33 They're like a church.
04:35 It's hard to talk to them.
04:37 Hey, guys.
04:42 Would you care for some snack?
04:43 I have English muffins.
04:45 You're the one who's talking.
04:49 What's his problem?
04:52 English.
04:53 English muffins?
04:55 No, just English.
04:56 Can I have the muffins?
04:58 Thank you.
05:04 My last page.
05:05 There.
05:08 We're official, Pepito.
05:10 Huh?
05:11 We're official business partners.
05:13 Yes, official business partners.
05:15 You mentioned your garment products.
05:20 What's the deal with the garments?
05:22 The shipments will arrive later tonight.
05:24 I'll be sending samples here tomorrow.
05:27 Really?
05:28 Tomorrow's Saturday.
05:30 I might see you on Monday.
05:32 Why don't you just send it to your house?
05:36 So that he'll see it right away.
05:37 Yes, give him my address.
05:40 Okay.
05:41 I hope you like it, Pepito.
05:43 I ordered it for you.
05:51 Oh, yes.
05:53 It's from Shasha.
05:55 She texted me.
05:56 Oh, thank you.
05:57 Bye.
05:58 What's inside?
06:16 What?
06:17 The package.
06:19 Huh? Nothing.
06:20 What do you mean?
06:21 Nothing.
06:22 It's empty.
06:23 What do you mean?
06:24 What's inside?
06:26 Banana.
06:27 What banana?
06:28 What banana?
06:29 What banana?
06:30 You said banana.
06:31 Did she send you bananas?
06:32 What bananas?
06:33 No, nothing.
06:34 Nothing.
06:35 Nothing.
06:36 No.
06:37 Pepito.
06:45 Shasha sent this?
06:48 No, it's just a sample.
06:50 Just a sample of what?
06:51 Of what?
06:52 Just a sample of your craziness?
06:53 No, no.
06:54 Just a sample of your craziness?
06:56 Banana.
07:07 Elsa.
07:10 We usually start with a good intention for our love in life.
07:17 But it should not end there.
07:19 A good intention should have a good action.
07:23 A good intention, a quick action, and a clear communication.
07:28 If those are the things that are together, no matter what the problem is, it will surely be fixed.
07:33 Who are your friends?
07:35 Emily and her friend. They want to introduce you.
07:38 For what?
07:39 Nothing.
07:40 So that you can talk to someone else.
07:42 Not just to Ate Karen and Ate Amber.
07:44 Hello.
07:46 Emily is Kuya.
07:47 Kuya is Emily.
07:48 Hi. Chito.
07:49 Hello.
07:50 This is my friend, Kim.
07:53 He just came from Korea.
07:55 Hello.
07:56 Hey, Kim.
07:57 When did you come?
07:58 How long have you been in the Philippines?
07:59 He doesn't know how to speak Tagalog.
08:01 He only knows Korean.
08:02 It's my first time in the Philippines, so I don't know much.
08:05 But the weather in the Philippines is really good.
08:07 Do you know that?
08:08 The weather is really, really good.
08:10 Chito, what's your MBTI?
08:13 In Korea, people ask for your MBTI.
08:15 They don't ask for your blood type.
08:17 I look young. How old are you?
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