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Bowling, Fishing, working, hating and loving almost every day. | dG1fWHdqcUVfRmMyNlk
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:04 Hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:06 Welcome East Texas.
00:08 Here we are at another grumpy old Santa turkey shootout.
00:12 [MUSIC]
00:14 We have a title to defend.
00:17 We'll see about that old man.
00:18 Hey Deuce, where's your partner?
00:20 I traded up this year.
00:22 [MUSIC]
00:28 Hey Spike, show him what you can do.
00:30 [MUSIC]
00:35 Oh, we got a turkey, we got a turkey.
00:37 Oh, there's a turkey right there, I saw it.
00:40 Oh, there's a turkey right there.
00:41 We got you buddy.
00:42 [MUSIC]
00:44 Terry, you can't yell turkey because you like your turkey sandwich.
00:49 You're not even bowling.
00:51 You're just drinking.
00:53 Now stop it, you're confusing everybody.
00:56 [MUSIC]
01:02 So how'd you meet your wife?
01:03 We're on a dating app called Lasso.
01:05 A lot of weirdos on there though.
01:07 Nope.
01:08 [MUSIC]
01:12 Thank you, man.
01:14 Nick.
01:16 All these years, you still got an axe to grind.
01:19 [MUSIC]
01:21 Her mom decided that she would come visit us with her new whatever he is.
01:27 We had 30 years of marriage.
01:30 30 years that you ended.
01:32 I wish you could just find a way to forgive her.
01:34 And then maybe we could spend Christmas together again.
01:37 On a happier note, my sister's moving back into town.
01:40 Oh, Twinkie?
01:42 I'm a stuffy like a Twinkie if you keep calling me that.
01:44 [MUSIC]
01:46 Well now, how's the dating app?
01:49 It got awkward.
01:50 How so?
01:51 I'm pretty sure she was nuts.
01:53 Well, you can't fix crazy, right?
01:56 But you can break them up.
01:58 [MUSIC]
02:02 He forgave us and so taught us how much better the world could be when we stop keeping score.
02:09 [MUSIC]
02:13 [SCREAMING]
02:16 [MUSIC]
02:18 Big ol' stud is back in business.
02:21 [MUSIC]
02:27 Hey Terry, go home.
02:30 Yeah, you're drunk again.
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