00:00 - Come on in. - Maybe he doesn't like the outfit.
00:02 - Brand new orange.
00:04 (monkey screeching)
00:06 - What the fuck is that?
00:08 - It's a monkey. He's terrorizing me right now.
00:11 (laughing)
00:13 - Whose monkey is it? - I have him for two days.
00:15 - Has he got papers?
00:17 - What do you mean, like a passport?
00:19 - Yeah. (laughing)
00:21 - I never know what to expect when I show up at this guy's house.
00:25 One time on the ass of a horse, now I walk in and there's a little fucking monkey running around.
00:29 - Did he buy a monkey on the black market?
00:31 - Sit close to me, Bradley. Be prepared if you get attacked.
00:34 - Oh! (laughing)
00:37 - He's very excitable.
00:39 - He's gonna bite your ass. - Oh my God, that's like out of a terror movie.
00:43 - Monkey! Come on!
00:45 - Why do you have a monkey, bro? - I got him from a friend.
00:48 - Well, I have a buddy here in Vegas that's in show business,
00:51 and he actually trains monkeys,
00:54 and he asked me to pet-sit for him while he's out of town,
00:57 and I was like, "What the hell?"
00:59 - I don't think he likes you, man.
01:01 - What did I do to deserve this animosity?
01:03 I know he's like, "Gah!" - He's gonna rip your face off.
01:06 - He looks like he's ready to, like, launch at me.
01:08 - Did you do your research on it? It's not like another dog or a cat. It's a fucking monkey.
01:11 - I understand, but the people that have him,
01:14 they actually have taken this monkey from being out of control
01:17 to where it's at today, and he's acting kind of--
01:21 - It was out of control before this, huh?
01:23 - He's acting a little funny, but he doesn't usually act like this.
01:26 - Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
01:29 [no audio]
01:35 [music]
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