Minnesota Vikings' Prime Time Woes: A History of Disappointment

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Transcript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 This is why I did not bet on the Minnesota Vikings tonight.
00:08 I'm old enough and I've been around long enough
00:11 and people can talk about Kirk Cousins.
00:14 It's not Kirk Cousins, right?
00:16 Kirk Cousins on his prime time record
00:18 of Minnesota this and Minnesota that.
00:20 Man, Minnesota been getting their ass handed to them
00:22 on prime time national television
00:24 since like Jimi Hendrix was playing concerts live, all right?
00:29 It's been a long time.
00:30 They were the Bills before the Bills.
00:34 Like if you're younger and you don't know,
00:35 the Minnesota Vikings used to make the Super Bowl
00:37 every year in the 70s and they would lose all the time.
00:40 Like what, you know, I remember once they played
00:42 the New York Giants in a playoff game.
00:43 It was like super cold.
00:45 I think they lost like 41-0.
00:46 You know, like, you know,
00:49 the Randall Cunningham teams were awesome.
00:51 The Dante Culpepper teams were awesome.
00:53 One of the Minnesota Vikings ever won a big game.
00:56 Like expecting the Minnesota Vikings
00:58 to win a big football game or not screw things up
01:01 is like going to a Def Leppard concert
01:04 and expecting them to play like death metal.
01:07 It's like going to see Def Leppard and say,
01:08 hey, I'm really surprised
01:11 they didn't play any cannibal corpse tonight.
01:14 (upbeat music)
01:17 [MUSIC]

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