Untitled 28 Minutes Later Biopic | movie | 2024 | Official Clip
In development. The story of how the worst gloscol production ever was made and the drama that went on behind the scenes | dG1fVzVTSzdPX3FDVzQ
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00:00 [Rapidly glitching audio]
00:04 Four weeks ago, the county of Gloucestershire was set into lockdown and turned into a military exclusion zone
00:09 because of a previously unknown virus silently spreading across the county.
00:13 [Glitching audio]
00:15 [Music]
00:38 [Glitching audio]
00:44 Yo guys, it's me, Jon Pierre Pierre, back with another vlog in the military exclusion zone.
00:51 Remember guys, you might get mauled to death, so buy the merch please.
00:55 Yo bro, that was sick man.
00:59 That was sick intro.
01:00 You guys, shut the f*** up.
01:02 What? What do you mean bro?
01:03 Shut the f*** up.
01:04 How? What do you mean?
01:05 There's literal f***ing zombies walking about this place and you guys want to be shouting like this f***ing no tomorrow.
01:10 And then, and then, and then...
01:11 Those thumbs up your arses.
01:12 You shut the f*** up.
01:13 I'm trying not to be eaten over here.
01:15 I've been here for about f***ing months trying not to f***ing die and now I've got a f***ing headache.
01:19 F*** you.
01:20 Oh, um, it's not that.
01:23 Guys look, first interview, yeah.
01:25 Cool, yeah, interview, yeah.
01:26 What?
01:27 Yeah, interview.
01:28 Yeah, love that.
01:29 Your hands are disgusting.
01:30 So, um, what's your name?
01:40 Pierre.
01:41 And last name?
01:42 Pog.
01:43 Your age?
01:44 28.
01:45 Okay, what do you do for work?
01:47 Working on weather stations.
01:49 So, how long have you been in the exclusion zone for?
01:52 My brother lived in Goster and he wasn't able to leave.
01:56 I snuck in about five days after they put the fences up.
01:59 Oh really, you have a brother?
02:01 So, where is he then?
02:03 He must be alive, so where is he?
02:07 Hey man, maybe we should stop.
02:10 What do you mean? I'm just asking where his brother is.
02:12 Like, what's going on?
02:14 Look at his face man.
02:15 What's wrong with it? Yeah, I know he's f***ing ugly, but what's going on?
02:18 Can you just move on?
02:19 Sure, quick question.
02:21 Why do you smell so god awful?
02:24 Have you not had a shower yet?
02:26 I haven't f***ing slept in five days other than showered, asshole.
02:30 Shut up.
02:31 Alright, so what's the worst thing you've had to do while trapped in the exclusion zone?
02:36 I had to meet my brother.
02:38 Sorry, I think the audio is messing up.
02:42 Say again please.
02:43 I ate my brother.
02:46 What the f***, why?
02:48 I was hungry.
02:49 So you killed him?
02:50 No, he's already dead.
02:52 Does that make it any better?
02:54 You can't really say much about it.
02:56 Okay, so...
03:01 What's your problem?
03:05 Wait, wait, wait.
03:07 *Screaming*
03:09 So, what's your name?
03:11 Captain Carnival.
03:13 Great. So, what did you do before you got stuck in the exclusion zone?
03:17 I was a butcher.
03:19 F***. Alright, very interesting.
03:22 Are you any good at it?
03:24 Very good.
03:25 F***.
03:26 Well, that's interesting, I guess.
03:30 Have you seen any other people around recently?
03:33 No, not at all.
03:35 How unfortunate.
03:37 Anyways, are you informed of how or when this infection started?
03:41 Not really, though I don't think I'm in any danger.
03:45 You two at least, perhaps you should start running.
03:47 What?
03:48 Huh? Didn't say anything.
03:50 Well, okay.
03:52 What were you doing before this interview?
03:54 Were you hiding from the virus I assume?
03:56 Yeah, however I've got business to attend to.
04:00 Yo, man, that's some weird ass DNA.
04:03 Yo, that's the first time I've ever got it.
04:05 Idiot.
04:06 No, truly an unfortunate man.
04:09 Yo, look at these snipes!
04:11 Yo, come and get this, bro, look at this!
04:13 Look at these f***ing snipes!
04:15 Yo, look at this!
04:16 Yo, yo, yo, this guy, yo, this guy's my friend, you know.
04:20 Come on, you really like these snipes?
04:24 (outro music)
04:32 (outro music)
04:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]