00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 I know she wants me to break in at some random night,
00:10 but it just doesn't work that way.
00:11 So we picked a night,
00:12 and she told me there'd be one door unlocked,
00:14 and I have to find it.
00:15 (dramatic music)
00:18 (beep)
00:24 (clears throat)
00:26 (upbeat music)
00:29 (upbeat music)
00:32 I know that I've still got to make sure it's a surprise,
00:35 because our fantasy is to be caught off guard.
00:38 So if I blow the surprise,
00:39 and I blow the whole operation.
00:41 (upbeat music)
00:43 (dog barking)
00:57 She didn't tell me she had motion lights.
00:59 Like I hear barking in the distance.
01:01 I'm like, oh my God, now she's got a dog
01:03 that's come come on there and bite me in the ass.
01:05 I'm like a black nightmare running around this house, okay?
01:08 (upbeat music)
01:10 That doesn't open.
01:17 So I go around the other side now,
01:19 and try another door.
01:20 (upbeat music)
01:23 Jesus.
01:25 (upbeat music)
01:27 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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